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    The thing about Dumbledore was that he favored telling people what he thought they needed to hear, rather than telling them the plain truth. For example, when he told Harry Potter in second year that only a true Gryffindor could pull Godric's sword out of the Sorting Hat, he was just trying to reassure a student who was uncertain they belonged to their House. He was, however, not only lying, but wrong. A Hogwarts student belongs to *all* the Houses, and many things other than a sword have sprung mysteriously from the Sorting Hat.

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    The four Founders of Hogwarts were by no means the greatest or most powerful wixen ever known, but on Hogwarts grounds and over Hogwarts students, their influence is sacrosanct. Whether through the magic of the Sorting Hat and the castle itself, or some other cunning, mysterious means of reaching through time, help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,669
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    Sometimes, help is given, but not accepted.

    (or)

    The four Founders of Hogwarts were by no means the greatest or most powerful wixen ever known, but on Hogwarts grounds and over Hogwarts students, their influence is sacrosanct. Whether through the magic of the Sorting Hat and the castle itself, or some other cunning, mysterious means of reaching through time, help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,325
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    …in which the Red Skull is an under-appreciated double-agent who just can't manage to hate Steve Rogers.

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    English
    Words:
    11,215
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,401
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    “What’s your name, young one?” asks the fairy.

    You know not to tell the fairy your name. You’ve been tracking down hints and scraps about the fair folk for a long time now. You came prepared.

    “Some people call me Cinder, ma’am.”

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    English
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    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    891
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    “Always there will be blood,” her grandmother says, telling Red the story of how her father beat her mother to death, “in the lives of women with wide eyes and long lashes and lithe limbs, for the world will not let beauty be. But if there must be blood, my darling, let it not be you who bleeds.”

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    English
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    834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    562
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    How does Jim Kirk get stuck with an antique ship, a a crew of misfits from hell, an impossible mission, and a bet with an admiral whose outcome will decide the fate of his career? Well, by being Jim, that's how.

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    English
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    3,337
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    263
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    Denarian Saal does not know what to do after being forcibly retired from Nova Corps following his 'recovery' from the Battle of Xandar. The respectable option would be to move on, get a private piloting license, become a navigational consultant--anything other than the option he does take, namely: sulking in his flat, hiding from his therapist and frightening reporters.

    But then Peter Quill comes along with a third option, and Saal can't tell if the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' are going to get him killed or if he's going to kill them out of frustration. All else aside, though, Saal is fairly sure that Quill's option is going to be more exciting than the other two.

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    English
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    52,700
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3,607
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    This is the other abused!Harry story.

    The one where the Dursleys don't hit Harry or keep him in the cupboard. Where they buy him new glasses each year and make him dress properly in clothes that fit him. Where Aunt Petunia searches high and low for professional styling gel for Harry's unruly hair, to make it behave. Where Harry dutifully puts it on every morning, even though it never works, bc he doesn't want to disappoint Aunt Petunia.

    The one where Harry gets excellent grades bc he doesn't want to end up like his no-good parents. Where he always receives just as many presents as Dudley bc he and his cousin are Petunia and Vernon's entire world. Where he never, never breaks the rules.

    The one where Petunia tries to civilize the magic out of Harry. Where she tries to bribe it out of him with love. Where the Dursleys treat Harry just fine.

    Just fine.

    (Not really.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,677
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    1,767
    Bookmarks:
    251
    Hits:
    21,177
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    "So I thought of a way for you to show your undying gratitude.”

    “Don’t hold your breath.”

    Series
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    English
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    282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    792
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    "This is a very special day for Shamada Castle. An ill-fated anniversary."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    572
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    Soldier: 76 is heading to a Los Muertos safehouse to set an ambush for one of the gang leaders there.

    Alejandra, the teenager he saved several months prior, is following him.

    Solarix, in the interest of minimizing casualties, is going to blow the warehouse up while Los Muertos are gone.

    This is going to go just swell...

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,157
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    885
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    “I don’t care what you look like, Genji. I care that you’ve changed.”

    Genji stepped away. “So have you.”

    Then he disappeared into the night. Hanzo watched him go, thinking: Killing your brother will do that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,913
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    345
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    4,522
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    “Zarya, it is my understanding that you hold no fondness for Omnics. I find myself wondering, however, if you hold a particular grudge against me. Have I offended you in some way?”

    Zarya snorted. “You’re not special, not even for an Omnic. I hate every other robot just as much as I hate you.”

    “That’s a lot of hate to carry around.”

    “Don’t fucking lecture me, bolthead.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,874
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2,528
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    The Omnic Crisis strikes a world totally unawares, leaving two astronauts, one human and one Omnic, stranded in a research station orbiting the sun. Completely on their own, they battle isolation and deadly solar flares in their struggle to get home--but arriving back on Earth is only the beginning of their journey...

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,283
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    583
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    When a vengeful toy declares war on the North Pole, St. Nick recruits a team of extraordinary people to save Christmas: the technologically savvy Grinch, the highly volatile Jack Frost, a red-nosed reindeer from the turn of the century, and a pair of expert reconnaissance elves.

    Christmas AU that follows the movie's general plot. The idea is crack; the execution is serious.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,136
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    726
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    “I don’t want to talk about it.”

    “Oh come now. We’re two rivals having a tender moment under the stars. Tell me about it.”

    “You’re kinda funny when you’re drunk and not trying to kill me, Doc.”

    “And you’re fairly tolerable when you’re not calling me Four-Eyes. Now spill all the juicy secrets.”

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    470
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4,049
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    Vala is determined to fill her life with adventure and new horizons, but no matter how far afield she goes, there are two men she keeps coming back to. She hopes they don't end up killing each other.

    [Imagine Fuck, Marry, Kill where the choices are Saal, Yondu and Ronan.]

    [First chapter is light-hearted and stands alone. The second requires tissues.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,043
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    511
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    A muggle, a Dursely, a Death Eater's son, a Weasely, a Potter. A lot can change in nineteen years, and new problems threaten the wizarding world. Will the newest members of Slytherin House rise to the challenge?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,545
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    309
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    The Avengers’ worldwide renown is nothing compared to the adulation held for them by insignificant teenager Diane. But Diane is far more important than anyone realizes, and as both her wildest dreams and deepest nightmares come true, she struggles to answer a question: Is it worth it to be a hero?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,134
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    298
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    "They told me I could help win the war, destroy the sentinels, save millions of lives. They didn't tell me I'd have to work with the freaking mutants to do it."

    A mutant-hating human is recruited to smuggle human-hating Magneto through the dangerous world of DoFP. Both find out that the end of the world has a way of breaking down walls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,718
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    282

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