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So, like, Victor isn’t one of those “social justice warrior” types—doesn’t exactly fit his aesthetic—but some things are just facts, man. And the fact is, hybrids get kind of a rough deal overall.
As far as he sees it, the current meta on making it through life as a hybrid has just three options:
First option is to fit in. Do whatever you gotta do, cut whatever you gotta cut in order to be small enough, dumb enough, inoffensive enough—close enough to the median statistic on every single parameter that all the things that make you an outlier can be politely pasted over or ignored by the normies.
Obviously, Victor did not take this option.
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If you asked Han Solo what this tale is about, he would say it is the story of how he, a handsome and courageous spacer captain, became the favorite acolyte of a terrifying eldritch void deity, joined the Rebel Alliance, and helped save the galaxy from an evil space wizard.
If you asked said eldritch deity, currently going by the name Firmus Piett, he would say that "favorite" is a bit of a stretch.
(AKA: What if my favorite Imps were actually old gods?)
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In which Alastor realizes he committed a bit too hard to the whole found-family gag, gets fucked up by the First Douchebag, and tries to pretend everything is fine. Shockingly, Charlie is not oblivious. Even more shockingly, the person she goes to for help is Vox.
This turns out to be a case of using the wrong equation but still getting the correct answer.
(Also known as the one where Al & Vox used to bait angels, until they didn't.)
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In most universes where this story plays out, one of the first people Vox meets upon falling to Hell is a charming, bloodthirsty cannibal overlord who eventually steals his heart.
Usually, that overlord is Alastor.
This time, it's Rosie.
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This time, Harry really, really means it. He's never going back to Privet Drive. The brief, shining moment of happiness between Sirius's offer to raise Harry and Pettigrew's subsequent escape ruined Harry for anything less than a real home--a place where he's just Harry, not the Boy Who Lived or the freak in the cupboard. Harry is ruined, and so this time he means it. He is never going back to Privet Drive.
And this time, Harry knows ahead of time where he's going to go.
Swallowing back his inexplicable nervousness, Harry holds out the sickles to Stan and calmly says, "I'm going to the House of No Blood."
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- Part 2 of The House of No Blood
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"A Qualitative Analysis of the Difficulties of Isolating a Specific Iteration of an Individual within the Multiverse" --by Otto Octavius, PhD. by generalzero
Fandom Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
30 Jun 2024
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Otto should have anticipated that his mission to check on Peter One would not be as simple as tracking down the Stephen Strange of his own universe and conspiring with Norman to create a multidimensional anchoring device.
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The first thing you had to remember about Jewel Casino was that you couldn't buy chips with money. It wasn't that kind of casino. You couldn't gamble your soul either. The casino's owner, the enigmatic and unnerving Opal Nox, was not interested in souls. Then what were you supposed to bet, you ask? The color of your eyes. All your memories before you were three years old. The second best day of your life. Anything you liked really. When you cashed out at the end of the night, you could buy those things back ...or you could buy other things.
The second thing you had to remember was deceptively simple: the House always wins.
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Gregory wants to rescue the possessed animatronics, but Glitchtrap holds all the cards. All except for two: a protective Freddy Fazbear, and a ride or die Daycare Attendant. The clock is ticking, but this time six am doesn't guarantee a happy ending.
Featuring a surprisingly cunning Sun, an unsurprisingly feral Moon, and a Freddy Fazbear working out his existential crisis of sentience by sucker-punching anyone who looks at Gregory sideways.
Split POV: Sun, Moon, Freddy, Gregory.
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The thing about Dumbledore was that he favored telling people what he thought they needed to hear, rather than telling them the plain truth. For example, when he told Harry Potter in second year that only a true Gryffindor could pull Godric's sword out of the Sorting Hat, he was just trying to reassure a student who was uncertain they belonged to their House. He was, however, not only lying, but wrong. A Hogwarts student belongs to *all* the Houses, and many things other than a sword have sprung mysteriously from the Sorting Hat.
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The four Founders of Hogwarts were by no means the greatest or most powerful wixen ever known, but on Hogwarts grounds and over Hogwarts students, their influence is sacrosanct. Whether through the magic of the Sorting Hat and the castle itself, or some other cunning, mysterious means of reaching through time, help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
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After an accident takes her mother, Flambae's neice finds herself being passed from foster family to foster family. When one of them strikes her, she runs to the only place she knows is safe: the SDN headquarters where her uncle works. Staying with uncle Chad's dispatcher isn't what she expected, but she'll take anything over being returned. She just wants family, and finds that when you look, you can find family anywhere. Even a group of reformed villains.
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- Part 1 of What is Family
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04 May 2026
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Sonar joining the Z-Team is one of the biggest leaps of faith he's taken in his life. He's never seen himself as a hero, but Malevola's invitation represents an opportunity to finally fix his life and address the problems that have plagued him. Initially, it's not going well, but the arrival of the new dispatcher has changed everything for him.
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04 May 2026
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When a stolen VANDCO prototype rolls through trailing chaos, Invisigal and Sonar to clean it up. The villains are incompetent, the robot is not, and Visi is about to become a hazard-navigation anchor against her will. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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02 May 2026
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The Z-Team Learns How To Take Care of Their New Pet Dispatcher by Kasmusser
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Five ways the Z Team takes care of their dispatcher and the time Robert finds out it's a lot more organized than he thought.
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02 May 2026
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Really Hope You’re On Our Side (Really Hope You Get It) by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The story behind these lines from A Brawl is Surely Brewing
“The point is: the members of the Z-Team range from overprotective to downright possessive of him. Blonde Blazer asked him to cover the shift of another dispatcher when they called out sick, and the Z-Team almost went downright feral upon finding out he had worked with a different group. Needless to say, that wasn’t going to happen ever again. Robert is always happy to help, but it would probably be more helpful for all of the SDN if he just stuck to his group.”
Or, an excuse to write more overprotective/possessive Z-Team lmao
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02 May 2026