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The Exitors: Our Reflection Time. by golfcilfiend
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
03 Apr 2026
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A series of diary entries from the BFB contestants doomed to eternal algebra class as they revel in their teenage angst and reflect on what they would've changed but also how they're spending their time in the present!
6 years is a lot of time, after all.
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We're Trapped, Get Your Act Together. by golfcilfiend
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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(I'm writing the summary after writing the fic so I'm honestly so tired and lazy.)
Golf Ball, whilst being an overworked ball of stress who's just about ready to implode on herself is faced with a new issue confronting one of her many secret phobias. And having a meltdown with your worst enemy doesn't exactly make matters any better, especially in a hot, cramped elevator.
Maybe it won't go as badly as she's expecting.
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My twin sister, if you'd asked me fourteen years ago I probably would've told you that we would be best friends forever, I adored her more than anything in the world. I still do now, even when everything is different, my mind throbs at the thought that I know she's suffering; I don't know what I can do to help her anymore, I'm not she one she needs but the people that she does need aren't there to shield her from her trauma anymore.
I've gotta make sure she's eating though, that I can help with. She doesn't come down for dinner anymore, as Golf Ball tells me. So I'm going to bring her some dinner.
It's the least I can do, right?
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Golf Ball, as she calls herself now, has taken the courage to flee from her home, after she escaped her dreadful existence in the science museum she once called home. Willing to take any chance to feel safe, she travels to the furthest place she can possibly think of. Southern Goiky, a place she'd read about in hundreds of books throughout her short 10 year existence, although it's currently just a dreamland she can picture in her head it's sure to be a fresh beginning. Finally ready to make something of herself she takes a bold risk, without any money nor dignity she's going to have to make it through her train ride without the required ticket.
'My mother used to tell me they don't always check for tickets, if they don't remember to do so..'
However, she meets a new face on the way, maybe this life won't be so unforgiving after all.
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Get Some Sleep, You're Killing Yourself. by golfcilfiend
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
21 Feb 2026
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Golf Ball and sleeping do not go together, quite frankly they never have. The cacophony of ideas swirling inside of her mind at every waking moment makes life too short to waste even a second about the luxury of recharging her energy, besides coffee. Oh coffee, it's such a saviour, so much so that for Golf Ball between coffee and sleep it's always just one or the other.
She's never had a healthy relationship with self care, especially when it comes to sleeping. Nightmares she recallstill live rent-free in the back of her mind, she occasionally shivers at the thought of this.
But naturally this path leads to danger eventually, after spiralling deep enough. After a near-death experience Pencil tries to squeeze the idea that sleep is an essential factor for one's vital functioning into Golf Ball's overcrowded brain.
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- Part 1 of golfcil oneshots
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But I'm a Cheerleader! by lilith_mt
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
12 May 2026
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✮⋆˙.𖥔˖*✰⭑˖๋࣭ ⭑☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★
Needle is what everyone wants from a seventeen year girl in the late '90s. Beautiful, cheerleader, Christian, has a boyfriend, and is straight. But all of her friends and family aren't too sure about the final one. So, they do the obvious, reasonable thing to do. Send her to a 'healing' facility to cure her from her 'homosexual tendencies' called True Directions.
But there Needle meets homosexual misfits who seem to have the same problems as her. OJ can't keep his eyes off boys. Lightbulb doesn't act like the way boys should act. Paper is obsessed with boys. Taco is strange about the her lesbian situationships. Basketball wears shorts and plays basketball. Silver is... Silver just acts incredibly gay. And Pencil is a trouble maker. A hot trouble maker. Who is hot.
But Needle isn't a lesbian. She's a Christian. She loves her boyfriend, Pen. She normal. She's a cheerleader.
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- Part 2 of Lilith_mt’s fusion fics
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held together by a string and glue (bfdi chatfic) by ButterKomi
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
06 May 2026
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vengeancebringer: im not really a texter lol
vengeancebringer: i dont even use my phone that much lol
pencepence: thats lame as fuck
vengeancebringer: don’t care lol 🖕
Book: well that’s a shame
Book: hopefully you can talk some more in here though? i wanna talk to you some more and we barely see eachother at school :(
pencepence: gay ass lmao
Book: HUH???The BFDIA teams make groupchats for eachother. Shenanigans ensue.
Highschool AU/Humanized btw.Posted on Wattpad under the same name.
Bookmarked by golfcilfiend
28 Apr 2026
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2 best friends are grappling with gender dysphoria and gifted kid syndrome and then it goes all the way off the rails because of Pencil
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pencil is pretty, popular, and dating a boy she has never been in love with. she also hasn't eaten a full meal in longer than she wants to admit and she's running out of ways to convince match that everything is okay. golf ball is the last person she expected to actually see her. snowball has spent two years being loud enough that nobody looks too close. fries is looking pretty close. this is going to be a problem for everyone.
Bookmarked by golfcilfiend
21 Apr 2026
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THIS IS SO PEAK OMG YOUR WRITING IS PHENOMENAL I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHERE THIS GOES!!
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Golf Ball struggles with the recent events now that she has a moment to think about them. She can't wrap her head around it all and Tennis Ball shows up trying to help.
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- Part 4 of A peak into the Golfcil timeline
Bookmarked by golfcilfiend
05 Apr 2026