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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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11 Jul 2026
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what if i shot myself and lay bleeding on the pavement and armand and daniel malloy came and stepped on me 5 billion times and i still lay there and then i blow up
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fame is a gun and i point it blind by coaxiumed
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
28 Mar 2026
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Blind Item #89
A certain redheaded author is refusing to sell the film rights to her most famous book unless a very specific blonde actress is cast in the lead role.[letzbeatit] anyone else get the vibe that these two are just simply batshit crazy?
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[sharplyscarlet] Let's not refer to people we don't know as crazy.
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or, the story of Madeline and Helen, as documented and speculated on by a gossip forum.
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03 Apr 2026
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Finally, she’s able to get the number in right. The ring is sharp against her ear. Pick the fuck up, she thinks, and someone must be listening, because the ringing stops.
“All right, Harrington, what’s on this week’s nightmare menu? And don’t tell me the one about drowning in your pool again, man, we all know that’s rich kid—”
“It’s Nancy.”
A long pause, then a laugh. “Wheeler? To what do I owe this late-night honor?”
“I, um.” Nancy’s tongue feels stuck to the inside of her mouth, like bare skin on upholstery. “I was wondering if you’ve got a couch I can crash on?”
Nancy finds herself in Olympia, Washington on the eve of the Riot Grrrl movement.
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16 Jan 2026
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It's a Bad Idea and I'm All About It by Categorical_Mouse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Dec 2025
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“Yeah, well, you’re lucky I don’t always listen to you.” Robin said, though the validity of that statement was dubious given their current situation. Her track record of not going along with one of Nancy's crazy plans wasn’t exactly stellar.
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02 Jan 2026
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“The white board.” Nancy raised an eyebrow, and there was a mischievous look in her eyes. She grinned like a fox in a henhouse. “And those tallies you guys mark down. What’s your record?”
Robin’s heart caught in her throat. Fight or flight response kicked in as she took a breath to steel her nerves - but she couldn’t concede to Nancy Wheeler. She was cut from better cloth than that. “I don’t know, why don’t you tell me?”
Nancy gave her a devilish stare and took a deliberate, slow lick of her strawberry ice cream cone, not breaking eye contact with Robin the entire time, then said “At least one.”
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Prompt fill: S3!Ronance; namely, Nancy sees Robin in her Scoops Ahoy uniform and Robin immediately decides to pull a Steve and sneak her in the back for some alone time.
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- Part 6 of ronance romance fics
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28 Dec 2025
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"Gross, dude," Robin muttered, but she was distracted by Nancy, who was evidently distracted by a woman who had just walked into the bar. Older, mid forties maybe. Short dark hair. Conservative kind of business-y outfit. Robin didn't recognize her. She was more concerned at the moment with the furrow in Nancy's brow, and the urge to press her thumb just there to smooth it out. Leave a thumbprint behind as evidence. Robin Buckley was here.
"Hey. Steve," Nancy said, eyes not leaving the woman at the bar. "How about you try... spreading the Gospel, I guess... to her?" She gestured at the woman. "She's one of Owens' people. Agent... Stinson I think. She's obviously off-duty, she might be open to it?"
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A dame walks into a bar. Our heroes are gay about it.
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22 Dec 2025
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description rewrite:
It was the something that felt similar to how Nancy felt in the form of sweaty palms and bright eyed, teenaged excitement when she started dating Steve those many years ago. It was the something that felt like the adoration she once felt for Jonathan.
And now she felt it with Robin, and it was different. It was softer - it felt right. Robin had somehow created the perfect man for Nancy, and he existed on a piece of paper. She played the part so well that Nancy almost believed she could be him.
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Nancy, Robin, and Steve finally agree to play D&D with Eddie. Nancy and Robin’s characters have an in-game romance, and it bleeds into the real world.
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- Part 5 of ronance romance fics
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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any little misstep, I’ll be at your doorstep by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Feb 2025
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“Rio,” Agatha breathes, the first name slipping out of her as if by accident.
Rio smiles, unable to help herself. “Miss me?”
Agatha’s face curves into an answering grin, predatory, a “yes” that she will never say aloud.
“Come to drop the lawsuit?” she asks instead.
“In your dreams,” Rio says.
“Oh, Agent Vidal, my dreams are far more interesting than that.”
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In the case of an individual held liable for refusal to pay their federal taxes, thus defrauding the federal government, a window of 90 days is given for the plaintiff to pay the amount owed, otherwise a hearing will commence. Results of the hearing may range from fines to a prison sentence.These are the 90 days in the case of The Internal Revenue Service vs. Agatha Harkness.
More or less.
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- Part 3 of death and taxes
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16 May 2025
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DEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXESDEATHANDTAXES
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“Vidal,” Agnes says, twirling her stake between her fingers. Her voice carries over the empty cemetery, disturbing the chorus of crickets. “Don’t tell me you’re visiting your own grave. That’s just sad.”
Vidal grins. Her pointed teeth catch the moonlight. “Oh, please,” she says, brushing a bit of dirt from the name carved into the gravestone. “I wouldn’t be caught dead dying in this town. I’m just checking up on one of the locals.”
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Before guest-starring as Agent Vidal in Agatha's cop drama, Rio plays along for a few of Agatha's other TV-inspired delusions.
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26 Jan 2025
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“Friends do not do what you and Rio did. And you and I certainly never have.”
“Me and Rio had—” Agatha pauses, her eyes sliding over to Teen, who has stolen one of her gelt and is nibbling on it, “—s-e-x one time. And then decided to be friends. Just friends. And have been friends ever since.”
"I’m seventeen,” Says Teen tiredly, “I know how to spell sex."
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Or, after having sex once (or like three times, but who's counting, definitely not Agatha) Agatha and Rio decide to be friends. Just friends. They are amazing at it, obviously.
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- Part 2 of the neighbor's blessed burden
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05 Jan 2025
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feels like we could go on for forever this way by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
18 Dec 2024
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“Ooh, waiting for someone special?” Sharon asks with a wink.
“No,” Agatha says, a little too quickly. “I just happen to know that someone has that ticket and that someone is not you.”
“This someone wouldn’t happen to be that sharp dressed lady who is always knocking on your door?”
“That’s my tax agent, Sharon,” Agatha says, like Sharon is an idiot. Sharon is an idiot. She’s also right, but that’s really not the point.
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IRS Agent Rio Vidal and Enemy Of The State Agatha Harkness set aside their differences to go see a high school musical and it goes as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 2 of death and taxes
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21 Dec 2024
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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21 Dec 2024
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like real people do (we could just kiss) by bitchywitchyboo, gradysdearing
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Dec 2024
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Agatha is enjoying a rare night of solitude until she receives a phone call from her very, very intoxicated wife.
Or, Rio continues NOT to defy the bratty bottom allegations.
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16 Dec 2024
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Birds Of A Feather by childofwo3
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Dec 2024
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When Rio Vidal posted a last-minute ad for a new flatmate, she wasn’t expecting much - just someone to share rent and make it through her final year of university with. What she didn’t count on was Agatha Harkness. Cold, distant, and nothing like Rio, Agatha is the last person Rio expects to grow close to. But as their dynamic shifts, both of them are forced to confront things they weren’t prepared for - especially when Agatha’s past begins to catch up with her.
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The agathario collage AU that nobody asked for :)
(chapter titles are lyrics from gigi perez songs)
This is dedicated to all my lgbtq+ family out there with religious trauma. I promise you that you belong <3- Language:
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16 Dec 2024
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Instinctively, Agatha grabs the nearest item to her, a pencil, and throws it violently at Rio’s head.
The others in the room all burst into exclamations, but Rio doesn’t flinch, just lets the pencil fly right past her. Agatha pretty much forgets about everyone else in the room, her eyes only on Rio.
Rio doesn’t miss a beat, her smile widening.
“Nice to see you too, Agatha,”OR,
Agatha is the lead singer of a band, Coven of Chaos, and they need a new drummer. Unluckily for her, there's only one person around who isn't afraid of Agatha Harkness...
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29 Nov 2024
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And There Was Only One Healer by UmbreonGurl
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
17 Feb 2022
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As the next batch of heals yet again skips over her in favor of topping off Killaman25, Vi is forcefully reminded of why she used to pass on playing MMOs entirely. Sure, they’re fun every once in a while with her sister, but good god, she can’t stand dealing with randoms who don’t know the heal priority.
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28 Nov 2024
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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27 Nov 2024
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i looked to the children (i drank from the fountains) by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
31 Oct 2024
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“Wait, you haven’t even heard my pitch,” She can hear William’s footsteps quickening behind her, “She’s gay, too.”
Agatha turns sharply on her heel, “How could you possibly know that?”
“I asked.”
“You asked?” Agatha slaps a hand over her face, covering her eyes, “Oh my God, Teen, one of these days you’re going to get slapped in the face, and you’re going to deserve it.”
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Agatha’s teenage neighbor tries to play matchmaker with her and the hot funeral director who just moved in next door. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 1 of the neighbor's blessed burden
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27 Nov 2024
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One day, Wanda’s spell fades, and Agatha Harkness is awake again.
Pissed off and powerless, she casts a spell to take her somewhere, anywhere but Westview—and it takes her to the last place she wants to be.
Death’s doorstep.
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Agatha and her ex-girlfriend, Death, have a very tumultuous sleepover in Hell.
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24 Nov 2024