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Five years after the war, convicted Death Eaters are auctioned off instead of receiving the Dementor’s Kiss. And the rest of the wizarding community watches Hermione Granger make a move no one expected.
“You’re wondering why,” she said, almost amused.
His voice was quieter than he expected. “Yes.”
She walked past him slowly, her heels whispering on the marble. She circled him like a predator inspecting prey.
“Because now I can,” she said, her voice honey-coated with cruelty. “Because now, I can make you kneel to me. A pureblood bending at a mudblood’s will and command.”
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Falmouth, But There Are No Falcons by grangerette
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
07 Dec 2025
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She’s a highly-esteemed woman in Muggle High Society studying politics. He’s a pureblood heir pretending to tolerate Muggle academia.
Who knew that the University of Oxford could be an inanimate matchmaker?
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“Honestly, Malfoy, must you always be so utterly theatrical?”
“Darling, if I’m not theatrical, how else will people know I’m still the most fascinating person in the room? Now, hold this quill properly.”
The Ministry’s disastrous new "Marriage Mandate" has left Hermione Granger cornered and thoroughly disgruntled. While her friends find their happy endings, she is faced with a choice between a loveless political match and the increasingly desperate, utterly brilliant proposal from Draco Malfoy. He offers his powerful name, funds for her charities, a way to take down Ministry prejudice, and his friendship provided she becomes his wife. They strike a deal, but sharing a life (and a very sassy household) proves complicated. Or is it?
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Everyone knows how dangerously handsy Hermione Granger can be, but no one ever guessed whose hands could outmatch hers.
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Warning: The Wizard Has It Down Bad by grangerette
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
26 Jun 2025
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Potter glanced between them like he was watching a Quidditch team lose spectacularly. “Why don’t you just tell her?”
Draco lifted his head enough to glare at him. “Oh, sure. I’ll just stroll into her office and say, ‘Hello, Granger, I’ve been lowkey obsessed with you since you testified for me after the war. Also, your voice does something to my spine and just your touch makes me implode.’ That’ll go well.”
Weasley snorted into his coffee.
“She’d probably appreciate the honesty,” Potter said with an irritating lack of sarcasm.
Where Draco Malfoy can handle misbehaving magical creatures, rogue wizards, interdepartmental memos, and so much more as a highly-esteemed Auror. However, what he can’t handle is Hermione Granger smiling at him like she hasn’t been haunting his every waking thought since she testified on his behalf.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.
After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.
Or does he?
The Devil Works Hard
or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love
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Harry approaches Hermione with a serious message: “Someone is chasing me down through time, and we need to catch them before they change the past and the future.”
The culprit, not able to find the Elder Wand in their universe, seeks it out in another —jumpstarting a journey for Hermione to not only travel through the decades but also through alternate universes as she’s tasked with figuring out just why exactly they are after Harry and the Elder Wand.
To add to the complication, Future Draco travels back in time to tell Hermione to bring him along.
***NOW COMPLETE*** (yay)
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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Everything Hermione knows about the war, herself, and the wizarding world is a lie. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, and Dumbledore is not a leader of justice and light. With Snape as her mentor and a father she never expected, Hermione will ensure Harry's survival and kick it to the ministry.
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