grouchydragon
Fandoms
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (5)
- Green Lantern (Comics) (1)
- Gravity Falls (1)
- Justice League - All Media Types (1)
- Green Lantern - All Media Types (1)
- 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) (1)
- Superman - All Media Types (1)
- Wonder Woman - All Media Types (1)
- A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas (1)
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The Undisputed Worst Day Of Stan's Life: Featuring His Brother, His Niece, His Nephew, and That Triangular Freak by grouchydragon
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
13 Dec 2024
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"Kids,” said Stan. “I need you to cover your ears.”
“Grunkle Stan, it's the literal apocalypse. I think we can handle some bad words.”
“Ears. Covered. Now”
The kids grumbled but did as they were told. Provably only for show so they could listen in but Stan could live with plausible deniability. He turned to his twin. “Stanford Filbrick Pines. Did you fuck the triangle?”
Or; There's never a good time to find out about your brother's rancid ex-situationship. During an attempted apocalypse with your beloved great niece and nephew looking on in horror is probably up there in Worst Times To Find Out though. Oh well. The family that judges together stays together.
Or something like that anyway.
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How to Accidentally Crash Your Son’s Honeymoon - A Guide By Aizawa by grouchydragon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Sep 2020
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It had been an accident. He was supposed to meet up with Hizashi and Eri after the wedding and they were going to fly out and visit some friends. Apparently he was “getting too old to work non-stop” and “needed to take a break.”
Whatever.
But of course complications arise so there he was, exhausted after a long night of crime-fighting followed by a wonderful but emotionally exhausting day, sitting on a plane two seats away from his son and brand-new in-law.
Wait, what?
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Family is What You Make Of It by grouchydragon
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Apr 2019
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Hal got the call in the middle of a battle with Darkseid. “Kyle, awesome timing. We’re getting our asses handed to us right now. Get over here, and bring Simon and Jess while you’re at it. Guy too.”
“I can’t.”
“Too bad.” Hal dodged a blast and sent one back. “We need you.”
“No I mean I physically can’t. Which is actually why I’m calling.”
His heart stopped. “Are you okay? Are you injured?”
“I’m fine! I’m just...in jail.”
His heart stopped again. “I’m sorry, you’re where?”
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The Art of Laughing and Loving by grouchydragon
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
05 Mar 2019
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Rhys is at an art gallery where he comes across a painting resembling certain...bits of the male anatomy. It's also the talk of Valeris.
Fortunately, Feyre is there to help make viewing it a good time anyway.
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Keith and Lance discuss potential last names.
Lance doesn't feel like enough, so Keith reminds him why he loves him.
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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
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10 Dec 2025
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you sound familiar by zillac for Opium_du_Peuple
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
26 Oct 2025
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Some voices just sound like others. There’s no way Viktor is the same person whose voice has been conducting Jayce’s body through a week-long marathon of self-discovery because Jayce, at age twenty-eight, had finally discovered audio erotica.
Viktor’s voice just sounds really similar to the Machine_Herald’s.
Almost impossibly similar.
Coincidence. Total coincidence.
Or: after months of email collaboration, Jayce meets his engineering partner in person to try out Viktor's stabilization theorem.
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27 Oct 2025
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The guy grins and wipes his hands on a towel before turning to the register. “What can I get you? You’ve never been here, right? I think I’d remember a skyscraper walking in.”
X huffs out a soft laugh despite himself. “Yes, first time. I smelled something good on my way to work.”
“Oh? Then you have good instincts,” the guy says, then leans slightly forward on his elbows like he’s about to tell him a secret. “Everything’s fresh. And I always put out the really good stuff in the early morning.”
X’s mouth opens. His brain says something stupid along the lines of ‘you're really good stuff so early in the morning’, but his mouth, blessedly, filters it into, “What do you recommend?”
The guy straightens. “Depends. What do you like?”
Cute guys with brown hair and cat pins on their aprons. X hesitates. His eyes are tracing the boy’s features, the flour on the forearms, the smile that’s a little too bright for this early in the morning and that creases beneath his eyes. He smells like vanilla and butter when X breathes in.
“Sweet,” he hears himself say instead. “Really sweet.”
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15 Oct 2025
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try. verb.
1. to attempt to do or accomplish;
2. to subject to strain, as of endurance, patience, or tax;
3. to determine the truth of (a quarrel or question) by test or battle[Academy Era]. "God forbid you're a Shakespearean wife then," Bones grumbles, and Jim laughs.
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15 Oct 2025
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“M’names Daisy Unwin, and my brother is Eggsy. He got hurt real bad. I’m at hospital, and there’s coppers here and I think they’re gonna take me away.” She scrunched up her eyes and remembered the last part. The part Eggsy made her say every night before she told him their nightly story. “Ossfords, not brogues.”
When Harry Hart responds to a phone call from a young girl, he has no idea how it will change his life.
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