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Oh, To Be A Hedgehog In Your Pocket by Nightlightfordemons
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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Ron gets turned into a hedgehog when overwhelmed. Harry takes notes. They're both very normal about it. (No they're not).
All the hedgehog care details in this fic are real.
I'm sorry, Ron.Bookmarked by h4des
22 Jun 2026
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Vox decides that if he has to share Hell with Alastor, he might as well prove he can do one thing the Radio Demon can’t: run a modern kitchen.
Alastor agrees to “help,” because he’s never turned down the chance to watch Vox squirm.
Unfortunately for Vox, Alastor is better at following instructions than he has any right to be, and one sarcastic “yes sir” turns Vox’s whole system into a disaster.Or, Alastor calls Vox "Sir" while cooking, and Vox gets incredibly aroused.
yoinked the idea from my dear rdst yuri enjoyer @greenyuuri THE IDEA IS FULLY HERS!! shes cooking so hard
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21 Jun 2026
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“Dad! I need you to fuck my boyfriend!” Sokka stopped as he burst into the igloo, eyes widening in alarm as several sets of cutlery dropped to the floor. Katara’s eyes were wide as the saucer she’d dropped, while his dad just stared at him with a slack jaw.
“Sokka, what the fuck?!”
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26 Mar 2026
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“Are you gonna move?”
Cartman’s grin turns a little sharper at that, like he knows something Kyle doesn’t.
“No, I don’t think so,” he starts, “think I might play a couple rounds with the guys actually.”
Kyle stares at him, an eyebrow raised, “OK? So, you want me to just-“
“Sit here, yeah,” Cartman finishes.
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- Part 5 of OMERTA
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24 Feb 2026
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Kyle does his part to help his neighborhood.
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24 Feb 2026
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Eric, Stan and Kenny bet that not only Kyle won't get invited to dance at prom, he also won't even accept to dance. Kyle, naturally, bets against them.
Prom has now arrived, and Eric's massive crush may very well cost him a hundred dollars.
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22 Feb 2026
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Cartman was Kyle's frenemy for as long as he could remember, which is why it caught him off-guard when he realized he had a crush on Cartman.
It might have been okay if Kenny and Cartman hadn't witnessed Kyle coming to said realization and ribbed him about having a crush on someone until he snapped.
Luckily for Kyle, Cartman didn't figure out who the crush was on until Kyle spelled it out for him.
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- Part 1 of Kyman Week 2023
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20 Feb 2026
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Kyle and Cartman have been secretly dating for two weeks.
They’re still playing superheroes, pretending nothing’s changed, and trying very hard not to get caught.
Stan and Kenny are definitely starting to notice.
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20 Feb 2026
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Murder husbands doing murder husbands things and get a bit freaky. Aka Bloodlust meets sexual desire in the best way.
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11 Feb 2026
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Alastor thought of Vincent as many things: inferior, impulsive, pathetic. "Attractive" was not a word he would have used. If anything, he kept him at arm’s length, fully aware of Vincent’s feelings and unwilling to indulge them.
During one kill, that opinion faltered. Something in Vincent’s focus, his precision, made him momentarily compelling in a way Alastor found deeply inconvenient. Rather than examine the feeling, Alastor does what he always did when Vincent unsettled him: torment him.
Unfortunately, Vincent seemed to enjoy every second.
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08 Feb 2026
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pete and patrick play around a bit with the slightest bit of exhibitionism (they sext in a crowded room)
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- Part 20 of kinktober 2023!
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25 Jan 2026
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A short one-shot that may or may not be hinting at something bigger I have in the works. Alastor steps on Vox.
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18 Jan 2026
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(Human AU - they live in the same time period)
Alastor and Vincent have their first murder date together. This makes them both very hungry for each other — but in different ways. Vincent craves Alastor's touch; Alastor wants a taste of his blood. They both indulge the other <3
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18 Jan 2026
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Vox wakes up worn to the bone, Alastor wakes up insufferably charming. Between sleepy kisses, sharp teasing, and breakfast banter in their half-modern, half-antique kitchen, Vox realizes domestic life is just another kind of battlefield, one Alastor keeps winning with a smile.
OR: Vox pins his husband into the pillows for a lazy morning makeout, and Alastor spends the rest of breakfast acting like he didn’t enjoy it way too much.
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18 Jan 2026
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After a successful murder,Alastor starts craving Vincent, and Vincent wants nothing more than to satisfy his boyfriend’s needs.
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Alastor is very freaked out and bloodthirsty and Vincent helps him with his urges.
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18 Jan 2026
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They can track each other's transmission signals, and decide to have a game of it - until Alastor's prey instincts force him into an unfamiliar headspace.
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18 Jan 2026
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"Can’t you see, Husky? Short King’s been dosed with some kinda truth serum.”
Husk looks alarmed.
Lucifer feels alarmed, because that seems to be exactly what happened.
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Lucifer, against his better judgment, drinks a glass of something Niffty found. It goes about as well as one would expect.
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27 Dec 2025
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Lucifer’s wings itch.
They’ve been itchy for weeks at this point, honestly. He knows without having to pull them from the little pocket dimension they exist in when he doesn’t have them out that it means he’s molting.
It also means that he really needs to preen them—he just hasn’t really found the time and energy, yet.
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Lucifer is molting, but he’s too depressed and exhausted to do the necessary preening. That’s what the Radio Demon is for.
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27 Dec 2025
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Lucifer and Alastor get themselves worked up in a fight, Alastor drags him to bed, and Lucifer finally gets around to healing Alastor's chest wound for him. And then Lucifer tops him for the first time. Alastor likes it a lot more than either of them expected.
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25 Dec 2025
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”C’mon Al, it’s been too long since you’ve slept-“ Lucifer braces his hands on the arm rests of his chair, preparing to stand, when suddenly Alastor pushes him back down into the cushion.
Lucifer sits with a thump, his brow raising in confusion. “Al?”
Alastor doesn’t reply. Instead, he turns and swiftly seats himself on the floor at Lucifer’s feet, his back pressed against Lucifer’s legs, his head leaning back onto his knees.
Well, this is new.
Or: In which Alastor likes having his ears scratched
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24 Dec 2025