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    30 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    A thought occurred to Hollyberry. “Say,” she mumbled. Her booming voice had lost all its volume after Eternal Sugar had drawn her into her lap, and her words came out slightly muted. “Do you have any children?”

    “Mmm...ever the curious one, aren’t you? Yes, I do.” Eternal Sugar's eyes glittered. “Many, in fact.”

     

    or: my take on the eternal sugar stillborn theory.

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    “Because you won! And I think you deserve a prize.” The malicious intent was audible in his voice, and something dark gleamed in his eyes.

    “Is the prize a peaceful death?” Charlie tried, an unconvincing grin hastily plastered onto his face.

    The sheep man’s voice took on an echo, and his smile showed far too many teeth. “Nope!


    Charlie slowly returned to awareness, and the first thing he noticed was how… wrong everything felt. His body felt far too wet, far too numb. He tried to raise an arm, feeling it bend at an unnatural angle as it made a horrible squelching noise. Whatever the sheep guy had done to him, it definitely didn’t seem like much of a prize.

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    Charlie from “We spent 100 days in a Minecraft hardcore apocalypse” gets reincarnated as c!Charlie in the DSMP. Chaos ensues.

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    05 Sep 2024

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    On the fifth day of the apocalypse, Wilbur picks up a fever and a child, in that order.

     

     

     

    In which Sam finally gets around to moving the Egg, and this results in the worst kind of disaster. None of that is relevant to Wilbur, though; all he knows is that he's injured, he can't find anyone else on this server, and the strange red vines everywhere are probably bad news.

    And then, he finds a baby zombie piglin, and though he knows himself to be the worst sort of villain, he's not about to abandon this child to die.

    (Or: Wilbur, Michael_Beloved, and the Worst Roadtrip Ever.)

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    20 Mar 2022

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    Phil turns around. A roll of bandages falls from his hand and to the floor. A quiet gasp echoes in the room.

    He smiles at him, and then his gaze catches on his own arm. It’s already bandaged, for some reason. Interesting. He hadn’t caught that before. Red is seeping through at a rapid pace; it should probably be changed anyway.

    “Hi, Phil,” he says. “Tada!” He throws in some jazz hands for good measure. “That’s a neat trick, isn’t it? No clue how I’m doing it, but I like it a lot. I’m a bird now, Phil. Caw caw, motherfucker.”

     

     

    Wilbur returns to life on a warm Thursday morning. Somehow, this almost comes secondary to the fact that he seems to have picked up a new skill.

    (Or: Wilbur comes back, immediately discovers that he can shapeshift now, for some reason, and goes to tell Phil about it. Phil, meanwhile, is just trying to roll with the punches, and Wilbur's hardly making it easy.)

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    14 Mar 2022