16 Works by hollybibble

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    What if instead of blowing up his old life to move to Schitt's Creek, Patrick had signed up to be on the reality dating show Mr. Right? And what if David was that season's Mr. Right? What if Stevie was the cynical but soft producer and Ronnie the grouchy director, and all your favorite minor character hotties were living in the suitors' mansion? Surely there would be romance and humor and deception and longing and tenderness!

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    David took a deep breath and announced gravely, “Patrick, you should probably know that I am good in bed.”

    Patrick looked at him with a mix of confusion and maybe a touch of amusement. “Well, I suspected as much, but I was hoping to confirm it for myself.”

    It's the first night at Stevie's. David is nervous and overprepared. Patrick is sweet. They work it out.

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    “Now, you know the consequences, darling. Let’s go upstairs.” Henry took Alex’s hand and led him up to their bedroom. Alex followed pliantly, silently, as if in a trance.

    Alex is a mess. He's overextended, overworked, and resorting to taking his law school classmate's Adderall to manage his workload.

    Henry knows what he needs. Spoiler alert: it's a spanking.

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    “Patrick, what’s Rachel’s last name?” Alexis had addressed invitations to all the names on the list, but she hadn’t seen one for Rachel.

    Alexis assumes Rachel is invited to the wedding and stirs up some angst between David and Patrick. Good thing she's available to fix their lives.

    Oh, and David is not happy about Rachel's middle name. (Rose. It's Rose.)

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    David Rose is famous for his smile.

    David is daydreaming that he’s Julia Roberts in Notting Hill again. Patrick catches him. Fluff ensues.

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    16
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    139
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1,069
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    Patrick is still embarrassed by how he acted at his housewarming party. He decides to throw a Housewarming Part II, this time with Ray, to prove (mostly to himself) that he is a mature guy making a fresh start in his new apartment. It's a disaster, especially when a game of Truth or Dare hits too close to home.

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    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1,707
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    David and Patrick are at airport security, leaving for their honeymoon, when the agents notice a strange buzzing from Patrick's suitcase. Poor Patrick has packed some non-TSA approved sexy surprises and gets very publically busted.

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    Bookmarks:
    8
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    3,078
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    “You can stay for another round, if you want to,” Alex offers.

    After their first hook up, Alex invites Henry to stay a little longer. What if Henry said yes?

    An alternate beginning where their relationship hits the fast track.

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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    11,694
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    Percy receives a visit from Monty, who doesn't realize Percy is recovering from a seizure. Percy has more than one secret from Monty, and good reasons (he thinks) to keep them to himself.

    Also, Richard Peele is the worst.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    125
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,040
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    Six months after going public with their relationship, Alex and Henry are settling into domestic life in Brooklyn. But part of Alex is still struggling to let go of his anger at how they were exposed.

    He needs another love letter from Henry.

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    Comments:
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    13,825
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    Henry wakes up with Alex for the first time in Paris. He's desperately in love but still managing to convince himself he is in control...until Alex calls him 'baby.'

    Cameo appearance by Henry's leather polo gloves.

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    David feels like he’s in Act I of one of his favorite rom coms when he and Patrick are together. Just as he’s beginning to think he has a chance, Patrick tells him that he needs a fake boyfriend to show Rachel once and for all that they are through. David knows how this turns out in the movies and is thrilled...until he learns that Patrick has someone other than David in mind to play the role. And it's Ted.

    Trigger warning: Patrick wears a green shirt.

    This diverges from canon after the Friends and Family episode (3.12).

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    3,348
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    Five times Patrick kisses David first, and one time that he doesn't.

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    David is muddling through his job in Ray's wedding planning business when his new client Patrick Brewer walks in the door.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    25
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    323
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,634
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    David is trying one more time to throw a surprise party, this time for Alexis before she leaves for the Galapagos. It's Patrick's job to keep her busy for the afternoon, but he still has one secret from David- he is a little scared of Alexis.

    Takes place a few days after S05E14 Life is a Cabaret.

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    Comments:
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    319
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    2,203
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    The day after his and David's first kiss, Patrick is surprised to learn that David and Stevie have a more complicated past than he realized. Takes place post S04 E0- Dead Guy in Room 4.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,965

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