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Unruly Boys Who Will Not Grow Up (Must Be Taken in Hand) by hyacinthouse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jun 2025
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When Remus wraps an ice-cube in a flannel and tries pressing it to his ear, Sirius keeps squirming away just to be difficult. Wants to see what it would take for Remus to hold him in place.
“‘S just so I won’t hurt you.”
And Sirius should just leave it there— he shouldn’t push it but he’s incorrigible and insatiable and it’s been rattling around his head all day.
“Even if I asked you nicely?”
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His current state was not at all helped by the appraising look leveled at him by the man he would apparently be spending the next few hours bumping elbows with. He looked like some kind of young academic with a battered briefcase and a brown leather satchel stowed neatly under the seat in front of him. And he was sexy in a scary way–like he was the type to scold someone while holding a very long ruler.
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It was just that Remus–Moony– was so tall. But why was that relevant? Trying to sift through it in this heat felt like trying to paddle through a swamp, and his oar getting stuck in the thick muddy water and then a vindictive alligator coming out of nowhere and taking a massive bite out of it and he could hardly see for the Spanish moss hanging all over the place. He shoved his shag out of his eyes but it helped only marginally.
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Sirius overhears an interesting conversation
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The Better Marauders’ Children’s Society (And Auror Training Center) by crimsonnandcloverr
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2022
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After leaving Hogwarts, Remus and Sirius make it one year until their relationship crashes and burns. In June 1981, they are the only two Order members pulled from field missions.
The Order of the Phoenix is falling apart from the lack of childcare, Dumbledore and McGonagall have two unemployed graduates in mind, and Remus and Sirius despise the idea.
Until they don’t. Because how can they really hate each other when there are six kids running around expecting them to get along?***
“It’s so lovely that you two volunteered to watch the children.” Molly beamed at them. “You don't know how much this means to all of us.”
“Well, we are excited,” Sirius choked out, elbowing Remus. “Right?”
Molly turned around, and Sirius worried that if she smiled any more her face really might split. “I always say, the best way to strengthen a relationship is just to have a bunch of kids and raise them together.”
Sirius’ eye twitched and he could feel Remus beside him actively trying to avoid eye contact.
“Thanks for the advice, Molly,” Remus said weakly.
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31 Dec 2025
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Sirius, adrift and floundering at the advanced age of 23, rents out a mansion by the sea— as you do— in an effort to recapture his happiness. It works surprisingly well.
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24 Jun 2025
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It was then that Sirius Black realized he had spent the entirety of his life thus far submerged underwater, a slow and painful suffocation that had carried on for so long he hadn't even realized he was drowning. Not until Remus Lupin showed him what it was like to truly breathe.
Slytherin Sirius AU
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11 Mar 2025
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Actual fav Remus characterization ever- but such good chemistry in general
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Enjoy Your Worries, You May Never Have Them Again by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2018
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“I still don’t trust you to begin a brew after you singed off James’ eyebrows when you forgot to start with water.”
“That was one time and I was sixteen.”
“That was last spring and you were barred from volatile substances for a month.” Remus mimics the pitch of Sirius’ toshy scoff with such virulent accuracy that Sirius almost drops to one knee and proposes.
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Potions: love it or love to hate it, Sirius Black is a sap with an entire Christmas break to brush up on skills he needs to sharpen. If, along the way, he sweeps his favorite prefect ever further off his feet, he won’t complain about it.
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12 May 2025
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It’s 1988, Sirius has Harry, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
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- Part 1 of There Is No Man, However Wise (Harry and Sirius in France)
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07 May 2025