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Ambre dans la neige by iamnooneshero for pissing, WaterMe, nise_kazura, BunsofHoney, farmhandler
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh, what a thing to do
'Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh, what a thing to do
And it was all yellowYeah, that's verse 2 of "Yellow" from Coldplay.
Has that anything to do with the fic except the color? No.
What? You expected a real summary here? Idiots.TLDR: once upon a time, baby boy and me took a piss in the snow. a christmas miracle unfolds.
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You know what they always say: be true to yourself, love yourself. Only when you love yourself can others love you. Blah blah blah.
With all the stress, not only as a superhero but also as a master's student in a very demanding degree program, Peter Parker sometimes needs a little alone time.
And he loves to spend this me-time with himself and all the amazing, flexible things he can do.
Featuring bending till your heart gives out and appearance of the famous spinnerets. Enjoy the meal.
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One, Two, Buckle my Shoe by iamnooneshero
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
02 Nov 2025
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One, Two, Freddy's coming for... the Best Costume prize. Three, Four, Peter's crushing more. Five, Six, their chemistry just clicks. Seven, Eight, a Halloween-date? Nine, Ten, let's hope this doesn't end!
When Peter Parker goes to a Halloween party as the ill-fated Glen Lantz, he's thrilled to meet Wade Wilson whose Freddy Krueger costume is terrifyingly perfect. They bond over horror trivia and a spark of instant attraction, crowned the night's winning costumes. But Wade has a secret he can't wash off: his horrifying scars are no special effect. As the party ends and a real connection begins, they discover that the most terrifying, and thrilling, thing isn't a monster from a movie, but the vulnerability of showing your true self.
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Rutabaga by iamnooneshero
Fandoms: DCU, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
15 Aug 2025
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That was a dick.
A really nice dick.
A really nice green dick.
Richard looked down at his phone and studied the message. It was just the picture - the dick picture. Did he mention a green dick pic?
The party music was drumming in his ears even though he was slumped back in a corner of the dining room table. He felt a little more than tipsy, his mouth felt cottony, his brain slightly throbbing.
Before he could think too much about it, he typed: Does it taste like broccoli?
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After eight years together, Stiles and Malia have built a relationship rooted in trust, passion, and adventurous intimacy. But one shadow lingers at the edges of their happiness: Derek Hale, Malia’s cousin, whose silent pining for Stiles has become unbearable to watch.
The way Derek’s eyes linger on Stiles’ laughing mouth, the way he breathes in his scent when he thinks no one’s looking; it’s not a secret to Malia.
Bound by family loyalty and aching sympathy, Malia decides to intervene. One night, after Stiles falls asleep (oblivious, as always), she invites Derek into their bed. It’s not pity that moves her. It’s adoration. And love, to Malia, has always been a language of sharing, not possession. And no one deserves to be shared with more than Derek.
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The Dark King and his estranged love share someone new.
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25 Dec 2025
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(Don't Have To) Guess by BunsofHoney
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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"And if I look in the box right now, it'll definitely be full, yeah? Every piece accounted for?" He gestures to the half-open box on the counter. Peter follows his gaze, and freezes for a split second. Then he snatches it, closing it and gripping it to his chest with sticky fingers just before Wade can grab it.
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Peter and Wade meet up at the annual Fantastic holiday party and slip into something lacy. And eachother.
Wade thinks the night was vauguly reminiscent of the Spider-Man Holiday Spectacular 2025.Bookmarked by iamnooneshero
24 Dec 2025
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Betty Cooper had worked all her life to be become a producer for the hit TV show, The Bachelor. She had seen the drama, watched the proposals, hand picked girls that would cause fights on the first night, and has been completely unimpressed with every man that has ever graced the title Bachelor. This season featured Jughead Jones. Bad boys were in this year.
Betty planned on making this the best season yet, but what she didn’t plan on was falling for the bachelor when he was supposed to be finding his future wife from the group of 25 girls they had screened only a few months ago. A steamy affair erupts when Jughead realizes the only girl he wants to be with is behind the camera and completely off limits.
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20 Dec 2025
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The story was mostly true. There was a beast. A castle. A beautiful girl. A magical rose.
But the furniture didn't talk. There was no villain waiting in the shadows. And she was never his prisoner.
A Beauty and the Beast AU.
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13 Dec 2025
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Jughead has a craving.
Betty is all too willing to deliver.
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