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    Storyteller On My Skin by

    Fandoms: Thor (Movies)  

    23 Sep 2018

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    Your soulmate couldn't lie to you, but they could lie to everyone else and those lies would show up on your skin. Once Darcy learned that, she started reading everything that appeared on her skin. On everyone's skin. Lies didn't last forever. They stayed on your skin for maybe a day or two, then they were gone. There was a lot that could be learned from that though. How often someone lied and what kind of lies they told.

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    To Love, Honor, and Piss Off by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    19 Dec 2020

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    King Arthur, Newly Crowned, Conqueror of Essetir, has been informed that he is out of touch with the common folk. In order for that to change he must take on a Common Consort for three years, a spouse that will help him keep the interest of his poorest subjects in mind. Unfortunately, he winds up with Merlin.

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    give him inches, feed him well by for gregshirsch

    Fandoms: Cobra Kai (Web Series), Karate Kid (Movies)  

    12 Nov 2020

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    Daniel is trying to find something to keep his attention at West Valley High after the truce has been struck. But Ali doesn't seem to be interested in him, and he isn't being bullied anymore...so he's bored.

    And then a note falls out of his locker and Johnny Lawrence asks him to spar after school.

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    If It Wasn't For Bad Luck by

    Fandoms: Cobra Kai (Web Series), Karate Kid (Movies)  

    07 Dec 2021

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    It was supposed to be a fun, relaxing day of training. Something silly to take the kids' minds off the high stakes of the upcoming tournament. But when Johnny gets injured while working another job and tries to hide how badly he's hurt, Daniel starts to realize just how little his co-sensei actually trusts him - and how little he's done to earn that trust.

    But hey, so what if Johnny doesn't think he cares? If he doesn't think they're friends? Daniel LaRusso has spent his entire adult life proving Johnny Lawrence wrong. He's not about to stop now.

     


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    I'll Be There When Your Reality Drowns by

    Fandoms: Cobra Kai (Web Series), Karate Kid (Movies)  

    21 Nov 2021

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    Daniel never did know when to mind his own business. He knew that if he got up in the face of these Californian stereotypes that it would happen again, what always happened. He would become a convenient target for the frustration of other adolescent boys. His burden to bear as if that was why he had been placed on this earth, to absolve others of their sins, to endure that which might otherwise fall upon the backs of innocents.

    Or, a Daniel Larusso siren AU.

    EDIT: this story is currently being reworked but it is NOT abandoned.

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    04 Nov 2021