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Friends with Benefits (and Dividends) by toxik_angel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2026
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Harry's a horny top, Malfoy's a horny bottom. Harry does some easy math. The fact that he's straight doesn't enter the equation.
Harry and Draco have been hooking up for years, if Harry was attracted to men, surely he would have noticed by now. Right?
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- Part 5 of Koi's Oneshot Spring Cleaning
Bookmarked by ifwbee
03 Jan 2026
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“Why can’t you make this easy. Why can’t you just love El back. Everyone would be so much happier.”
“She’s not you…” he mumbles.
“What?”
“I picture your face when I’m with her. I imagine I’m kissing you. Sometimes she even smells like your cologne. But she’s not you. She could never be you.”Or:
Will has been writing letters to Mike all his life and decides to finally send some of them, but pretend they’re from El in an attempt to fix their dying relationship. But why is Mike pretending they’re from Will?This might be just god awful but let’s pretend it isn’t okay thanks
(Title from Some Protector by Role Model)
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31 Dec 2025
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As post-war violence and tensions rise, it seems as if there’s no hope to unify the wizarding world. Except, maybe, a manufactured relationship between resident Saviour Harry Potter and known purveyor of the Dark Arts Draco Malfoy. (The fact that they detest each other is beside the point.)
But as Draco’s unrelenting mind games begin to wear him down, Harry has to remind himself that it’s all fake. The relationship is fake. The affection is fake. The pet names, the romance — even the engagement photos are fake.
But there’s something in Draco’s kiss that might just be real.
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12 Aug 2025
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Draco gets assigned to infiltrate a muggle Harry Potter book release party. At the party he gets exposed to Drarry and has a minor freak out!
Join him as he desperately tries to figure out what kind of fic he's in and how he answers the question, "Do you ship drarry?"Excerpt:
“Not a big deal?” Draco growled. “I bet Potter would think it was a pretty big deal.”Hermione grimaced, “More likely Harry will think-”
“Think what?” Draco said through clenched teeth, cutting her off. “He’ll think ‘Draco Malfoy is up to something,’ is that what you were going to say?”
Macmillan huffed a laugh, “Wow,” he said, staring at Draco. Draco glared at him. “Sorry,” Macmillan raised his hands in a sign of surrender, “just, I’ve read that tag so many times but hearing it in your posh accent really brings it to life.”
"Shut up, Ernie," Hermione said.
"Shutting up."
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11 Aug 2025