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    Radioactivity, Dirt and Flowers, many flowers.
    was supposed to be a dystopian cottagecore

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    “I curse you with a lover’s burden, that flowers may grow inside your chest as long as you lack a mortal’s love, until their pretty petals suffocate you or they are gifted to your mortal lover in your stead, for only mortals can know death as flowers do.”

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    Jisung, a solitary fey living among mortals on ironside, had a rather simple life with his main entertainment coming in the form of secretly observing the classes of a university professor from a distance, until a chance encounter at a party changed everything.

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    09 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    When Changbin's luckiest pair of underwear goes missing, his loyal plushie Dwaekki is determined to help him find it again. With the help of the other SKZOO, there's no doubt Dwaekki will solve the mystery of the missing underpants in no time!

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    16 Dec 2025

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    The Phantom Thieves have nearly secured their route through Maruki's Palace. There’s only one section left: The Twilight Corridor. A paradise where everything is perfect, and everyone is always smiling.

    In order to enter that place, the Thieves must first prove they've "completed orientation" and can be "happy." There are points, there is a scoreboard, and they’re locked together in an experimental space where wishes can be granted by simply saying them aloud. Everyone has to individually earn 100 happiness points, or no one is leaving.

    So what is “happiness,” really? How does Maruki define happiness? What the hell is a quantifiable happiness point? Is there any way around this? Don’t these stupid kids realize this is a trick to get them to fall back into the thrall of Maruki’s reality? And why can’t Goro earn any fucking points?

    (Or: I've been watching too much Dropout Game Changer and I’ve built an Akechi torture chamber.)

    Includes illustrations by the amazing engraved!

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    12 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    Chan meets the love of his life, his sexual awakening, at a K-Pop concert. Said love of his life has a girlfriend.

    She is also the love of his life.

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    10 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    It’s a cheap shot. Seungmin laughs. “Jisu-ssi,” she says, “you don’t have to try so hard to piss me off, I promise. You’re a natural.”

    Jisu’s grin is broad, audible. “Aw, you think so?”


    “Puppy unnie wanting to fuck someone is my entertainment for this week,” Jeongeun says. “Like a trainwreck in slow motion.”

    Seungmin is a mage. Jisu is a warlock. Historically, there's precedent for them getting on each other's nerves.

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    04 Dec 2025