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the sharp end by ilokheimsins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Apr 2026
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Shaving, Ilya discovers, is something Shane approaches with a near ritualistic precision.
There are steps. An order everything needs to be done in so that Shane’s jawline ends up silky smooth.
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‘til my bones collapse by ilokheimsins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Apr 2026
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There’s what feels like a million alpha scents oozing out from the cracks of the ornate double doors he’s paused in front of. Logically he knows it’s just a hundred. A hundred alphas and their beta chaperones. A hundred alphas carefully vetted by his mom even though omega matching balls are sixty years out of date. They’d whipped this one up special, just for him.
Because he’s Shane Hollander.
He’s got two Stanley Cups and he’s the face of so many different brands that had wanted to show they were all about the ‘modern omega’. Shane sure as fucking hell hadn’t felt like a modern omega when Crowell had unearthed an archaic rule from the depths of the league handbooks.
Omegas must be mated by the age of 25 to be eligible to continue to play.
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like a river rushing way up above by ilokheimsins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Inception (2010), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Apr 2026
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Shane knows something is wrong the instant Ilya’s eyes snap to him and, for the very first time, Shane begs for his instincts to be wrong, pleads for the way his gut goes tight and the back of his neck prickles to be a byproduct of twenty hours of sleep in the last seven days. Ilya continues to look at him with eyes that hold none of the warmth they should and Shane feels like his chest is caving in, his ribs cracking from their mooring points on his sternum and curving inward to pierce his heart, when Ilya asks, “кто ты?”
The problem, and it is a fucking problem, is that Ilya has only forgotten Shane. He remembers everybody else.
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Or, the imprecise morphology of waking from a dream.
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In Which Hayden Pike Saves Hollanov With the Power of Being a Toddler Dad by ilokheimsins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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Look.
Hayden knows he isn't the most observant guy. His teammates tell him, Jacki tells him, Ruby and Jade tell him - well, they say, "Daddy, you ran into the coffee table again" - but even he's not so unobservant that he won't notice Shane leaving in one outfit and coming back in a significantly different one that's a size too big.
Or, Hayden Pike learns some things he wishes he hadn't but ultimately figures it's for the greater good.
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To Catch a Hollander by ilokheimsins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Mar 2026
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After two months of being on Rozanov watch post him being dumped by Montreal Jane, the Raiders all breathe a sigh of relief when their captain goes back to his usual happy self after All-Stars.
Cliff, Victor, and Connor notice that the timing of Ilya’s good mood coincides strangely well with the speculation (read: open secret) that Hollander and Rozanov definitely banged it out sometime during that weekend and after some theorizing, they’re pretty sure their captain has had a years long crush on Hollander and that his happiness hinges on making his giant crush on Shane Hollander come to fruition.
Of course, as his friends, they need to help him to the best of their abilities.
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You can read most of these as in the canon universe as either jobs or just general snippets from Arthur & Eames' life. Only a couple are true AUs.
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Witcher Fics by ilokheimsins
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Feb 2022
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Kingsman: The Secret Servicing by ilokheimsins
Fandom Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
16 Aug 2016
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Viktor’s plan to get himself banned from those ridiculously pompous galas went as follows:
-Wear the most revealing, most scandalous outfit he could.
-Wear the most makeup he could apply to himself without messing up.
-Be as rude and sarcastic as he could possibly be to everyone.
This plan was sure to get him banned from galas forever, Viktor was convinced of it. And sure, maybe he also felt at least a tiny bit bad for making Jayce clean up his mess afterwards, but he had insisted Viktor go to this gala, so if anything, he was partly to blame for this. He should have known Viktor would only agree to go under his own conditions.
Or: How Viktor's foolproof plan to stop getting invited to fancy parties totally backfires on him and turns him into Piltover's most elegible bachelor. And how he ends up dragging Jayce into it.
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08 Feb 2025
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Stiles is (still) single when the pack's getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles' unique forms of persuasion.
Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound...and the two roped into competing in the Resort's version of the Newlywed game. Only it's completely obvious it's going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.
Most probably homicide.
Plot twist: It doesn't.
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