ilya_da_cunt



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

    ----

    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    876
    Kudos:
    15,290
    Bookmarks:
    2,909
    Hits:
    87,030

    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    [Tweet] @roz81: I am coming moi malyshi. do not get into any strange white vans in meantime

    [Tweet] @roselandrysmistress: Why does he sound like my mother

    [Tweet] @TroyBbaby: Years of practicing and perfecting

    -----

    or the young Centaurs players have made it a goal in life to stress Ilya and Shane out at all times.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    238
    Kudos:
    16,448
    Bookmarks:
    1,300
    Hits:
    115,906

    04 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.

    Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
    Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,834
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1,538
    Kudos:
    11,670
    Bookmarks:
    2,517
    Hits:
    193,827

    04 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane is in the front pew. His face is—Ilya does not have words for what Shane's face is doing. He has seen Shane angry and afraid and exhausted and soft and undone. He has never seen this: living at the very bottom of a person, surfacing only when every single thing above it has given way.

    This is what it looks like when Shane has nothing left to manage.

    Ilya reaches for him.

    His hand passes through air.

    -

    Or: Ilya Rozanov turns the same age his mother was when she died. Featuring strange dreams, tarot readings, and a woman with her back to him who keeps appearing where she shouldn’t.

    A man who spent twenty years preparing to die, and one husband who refuses to let him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    460
    Bookmarks:
    238
    Hits:
    9,676

    26 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    11
    Comments:
    835
    Kudos:
    22,925
    Bookmarks:
    3,819
    Hits:
    119,381

    07 May 2026