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Rose: this feels like something I shouldn't be watching at work.
Shane: Shit, that's hot. I'm gay and that's hot. -
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Ilya can barely see him in the dark, but he doesn't need to. He holds Shane's face in both his hands and kisses him.
"Hi," Ilya says, after a minute or three. "I'm sorry I missed you getting in."
"I'm not," Shane says, quietly. "I like coming home to you." Then - and Ilya can hear the smile creeping up his face - he adds, "You were wearing my clothes."
"Yes, well. I missed you." It's so easy to say that, now. Ilya turns onto his side again, pulling Shane's arm back over him.
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Hide nothing from your friend and from your friend fear nothing by ineptshieldmaid
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Feb 2026
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If worst came to worst, Svetlana would either talk Ilya - and Jane - through humanitarian visa applications, or find them someone who could. That would involve making many things public that neither Ilya nor Jane would want public. She would marry Ilya before it came to that, for the sake of Jane and whatever he was protecting. If Jane wasn't Russian - if he was Indonesian or Saudi or even another athlete - she would still do whatever they needed. The fact of the matter was that Ilya Rozanov was the only man she could actually imagine marrying; but this was really the only scenario in which she could imagine marrying him.
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"Is it weird," Ilya says, and Shane turns a little to meet his eyes, "That I have never done this?"
"What, fingered me on a couch? I'm sure…"
"No, Hollander," Ilya says, in the voice he reserves for when Shane is being particularly obtuse. "That is not what I mean."
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Audacity Is Its Own Reward by ineptshieldmaid for , renaissance
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
23 Jul 2017
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There are a few things which Sara Crispino remembers about Orientation Week. The first is that, despite the best and most serious efforts of the nuns, quite a lot of off-site drinking, dancing and general disreputability is involved. Instead of individuals, she remembers crowds and atmospheres.
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The third thing Sara remembers from Orientation Week, although she doesn’t think about it much until later, is the red-headed Women’s girl.
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Series: Working Title "Ilya Rozanov, Public Bisexual Menace" by ineptshieldmaid
Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Feb 2026
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[Podfic] Tumblr threads as podfics (podficced by rhythmia) by Beatrice_Otter, contagionangel, copperbadge, CrystallizedTwilight, ineptshieldmaid, ItsClydeBitches, Morgyn Leri (morgynleri), OwlFlight, rhythmia, SassySnowperson, shieldmaiden19, Squeeful
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Black Panther (2018), Bleach, Cardcaptor Sakura, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Dragon Ball, Faerie Folklore, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Naruto, No Fandom, Original Work, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Shaman King (Anime & Manga), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), tumblr fandom, Undisclosed Fandom, Vampire Knight (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files
28 Feb 2021
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Gathering together all the podfics created by rhythmia from various tumblr threads, some original fiction, some just folks round-robin storytelling, in one easy to find place. Also includes the tumblr-based Out of the Auditary works.
(note the co-creators are for individual works, this series of podfics is created and maintained by rhythmia. Apologies for the wall of tags from every separate podfic that's in here, hopefully you have a tag-hiding/shrinking script running)
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[Podfic] Original works and poetry (podficced by rhythmia) by copperbadge, ineptshieldmaid, rhythmia, Squeeful, usagibaba
Fandom No Fandom, Original Work, Podfic Fandom, tumblr fandom, Undisclosed Fandom
21 Sep 2020
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Gathering together all the podfics created by rhythmia from original fiction or poetry, on tumblr and elsewhere, in one easy to find place.
(note the co-creators are for individual works, this series of podfics is created and maintained by rhythmia. Apologies for the wall of tags from every separate podfic that's in here, hopefully you have a tag-hiding/shrinking script running)
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The Patron Saint of Communicating Like A Fucking Adult by ineptshieldmaid
Fandom Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
03 May 2017
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Rumpelstiltskin: A Hacker's Tale by Liviania for Mithrigil
Fandoms: Rumpelstilzchen | Rumpelstiltskin (Fairy Tale), Fairy Tales and Related Fandoms
24 Dec 2010
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A modern retelling of Rumpelstiltskin, in which a young woman must make a computer system unhackable. She's the only one who realizes computers don't work like that.
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Bookmarked by ineptshieldmaid
30 Dec 2010
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Deep in her heart, Alanna still wished that her father could at least be proud of her.
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Bookmarked by ineptshieldmaid
25 Dec 2009
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"With my mouth, I learnt to duck young." Or, Neal's first year as a squire.
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Bookmarked by ineptshieldmaid
25 Dec 2009
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nuns fret not at their convent's narrow walls by ambyr for pentapus
Fandoms: Song of the Lioness - Tamora Pierce
24 Dec 2009
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Alanna goes to the Mother of Mountains convent, but chooses life as a guard at the Temple of the Great Mother Goddess over marriage and life as a lady. Six months after taking up her duties, she unexpectedly encounters an intruder on the Temple's grounds.
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Bookmarked by ineptshieldmaid
25 Dec 2009
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Livejournal is overreacting. What else is new?
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Bookmarked by ineptshieldmaid
25 Dec 2009