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Hermione reluctantly runs a bar. When Draco comes in for a drink one night, he makes his interest immediately and insistently known. But the absolute last thing Hermione needs right now is to shag someone ten years younger than her with biceps bigger than his brain.
…Probably.
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20 Jan 2026
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"So you're a dyke now," Pansy said after they'd settled at a table far from the pounding noise, sipping on a mai tai.
Hermione winced. "Don't use that word."
"It seems you're never quite done policing what I can and can't say," Pansy said.
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20 Jan 2026
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Eight years after Voldemort's defeat, Draco Malfoy has left England for good. He has become a potioneer and works in a Potion Shop in Florence. He thinks he has done with the past, until one day a famous girl with messy curls and curious eyes storms inside and asks for a cure.
The words and the newborn smile died as the woman turned to face him.
Her mouth opened and her facial features became confused and astonished. “Malfoy?”
There were surely some deities - three at least - that hated him and conjured for that to happen, because there was no other explanation to what was happening to him.
It was a catastrophe.
A catastrophe Draco couldn’t escape unless he bolted out of the shop to never come back again, which was something he couldn’t do. That’s why he cleared his throat and proceeded to greet his customer with a simple and clear “Granger.”- Language:
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20 Jan 2026
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A series of letters between Luna & Pansy in Eighth Year. All students have been secretly matched and are required to use a charmed parchment to communicate with one another until Yule. They have the choice: reveal their identities or keep them hidden forever.
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You want to know about my happy memories? Are you a Hufflepuff? No one else would write something so asinine. Merlin. Let’s see… I do think last year really took the cake. Not knowing which friend would be taken next. Not knowing who was safe. Yes, a perfect happy memory, just the childhood we all wanted.Wait, I know what will fix it! Let’s all hold hands and write bloody letters! It’s a new level of idiocy from the administration.
Fuck off.
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- Part 2 of 8th Year Letters
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11 Jan 2026
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A series of letters between Harry & Draco in Eighth Year. All students have been secretly matched and are required to use a charmed parchment to communicate with one another until Yule. They have the choice: reveal their identities or keep them hidden forever.
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20 September 1998It’s a bit contrived, don’t you think? A correspondence? Though to be fair, it’s no worse than the rubbish my mind healer requires.
Let’s get on with it, shall we?
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- Part 1 of 8th Year Letters
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10 Jan 2026
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A series of letters between Luna & Pansy in Eighth Year. All students have been secretly matched and are required to use a charmed parchment to communicate with one another until Yule. They have the choice: reveal their identities or keep them hidden forever.
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- Part 3 of 8th Year Letters
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10 Jan 2026
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“In a rush, Parkinson?”
“No.” She hated how her voice came out, squeaky and terrified. What in Merlin’s name was she so afraid of? She’d even made fun of the redhead plenty of times before, except… That was before she considered how long and soft Ginny’s eyelashes were, really.
Or the one where Pansy plays Seven Minutes in Heaven and makes some interesting discoveries about herself.
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09 Jan 2026
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The Alchemical Aurors by DrPansyParkinson for lunalive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2024
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Pansy Parkinson's got a great job at the DMLE and a huge crush on Harry Potter. When he asks her to help investigate a cold case, she's in for the ride of her life.
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05 Jan 2026
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He sighed, stirring more sugar into his tea. “Exactly how bad is this going to be, Pansy?”
There was a very long pause. “Look. Draco and I are engaged.”
“Er,” Harry said, slowly. “Congratulations? Except, um, you do know -”
Pansy glanced up, looking almost amused. “That he’s stupidly in love with Hermione?”
“I was more going to say that she was stupidly in love with him.”
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04 Jan 2026
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Looking For A Complication by The_wig_is_a_metaphor for thistlecat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2022
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"Mother, when I said you should get out more," Draco shouts, "I did not mean you should have an illicit affair with a scandalously younger woman!"
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29 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy, a successful and talented businessman, has everything he’s ever wanted...or so he thinks. One fateful Christmas, everything changes when Draco wakes up in a completely different life—a life where he’s father to two children and husband to the woman he secretly dated at Hogwarts…Hermione Granger. As he navigates his alternative life, Draco is forced to reconsider his priorities, his prejudices, and the true meaning of success. And, more than anything, he must decide if love is better than forgetting.
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A Dramione retelling of the holiday film, “The Family Man.”
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29 Dec 2025
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“I need you to say it… please say it first.”
Hermione froze, her brown eyes staring straight into his soul. “Say what, Draco?”
“Nobody says it first. I just need someone to say it first for once.”
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16 Dec 2025
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I Want An Albino Peacock For Christmas by swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2025
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Scorpius Malfoy wants an albino peacock for Christmas, and only an albino peacock will do.
(And maybe also having Hermione as his mum)
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07 Dec 2025
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A marriage law fic where terminally ill Draco schemes his way into marrying Hermione to give her the life she deserves.
If only she was ready to let him give up so easily.- Language:
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03 Dec 2025
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A Young Witch's Guide to Breaking Up & Breaking Down by lordofthepeacocks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2025
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Hermione Granger thought surviving a war was the hardest thing she'd ever face…until she fell in love with Draco Malfoy and he breaks her heart. And what’s a girl to do when she has to learn how to un-love the love of her life?
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01 Dec 2025
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Of all the things Draco had expected to bear witness to that evening at his best friend's bachelor party, watching war heroine, Hermione Granger bounce a witches face off a table had not been one of them.
Then again, the event's following weren't exactly things Draco planned for either.OR
The story in which Draco and Hermione wake up married after a drunken night out
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01 Dec 2025
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If you’re going to have angry sex with your long time quidditch rival in the showers post-match after he runs his mouth and tells the press your career is finished, you’d better make sure you use the right wrist movement when you cast your contraceptive charm. You should also double check it’s not a full moon, and that you’re not in a stadium built on top of old standing stones used in fertility ceremonies.
Then again… fuck it.
In which Ginny decides to keep the baby and Draco is keeping it together (for her).
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24 Nov 2025
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A new establishment has been opened on Diagon Alley where wizards and witches lose their six senses — magic included — to have a real blind date, regaining a sense per date until they can finally see who their mysterious match is.
Will Hermione be brave enough to try it?
A post-Hogwarts dramione SocMed mixed with narrative
PLEASE don't post my fics on rating apps like Goodreads, Storygraph, or similar. Don't repost them to other platforms
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24 Nov 2025
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It's Probably Nothing by bluefay for Robyn_Iwanagi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Mar 2022
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Hermione pinches the bridge of her nose and lets out a long sigh, her patience wearing thin. “Ginny, I don't know—”
“It’ll be easy,” Ginny reassures her, eyes bright as she places both hands on Hermione’s shoulders. “We’ll go on a few fake dates and pretend we’re in love to show Mum that I can find someone. Nothing to it.”
Or, five times they pretend to be girlfriends and one time they don't.
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23 Nov 2025
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Hermione is trying to navigate post-war life as a post-closet lesbian. Unfortunately, she finds out that meeting women is hard, and meeting witches is impossible.
It certainly doesn’t help that anyone who learns Hermione flies for the other team only ever has one thing to ask her; four words that drive her absolutely spare.
“Have you met Pansy?”
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23 Nov 2025