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König got cocky during his last mission, and now he’s paying the price of his arrogance.
Wounded, delirious, and lost in the snowy mountains of his homeland, he tries to find his way back to civilization. He fails.
Thankfully, it appears his luck hasn't fully run out yet. Because he wakes up in a warm bed, and is being looked after by even warmer hands...
Now if only his good samaritan wasn't the member of a religious cult.
(König x fem!Reader.)
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A young woman wakes up in a strange and unknown bedroom, feeling weak and disoriented. But, she barely has the time to even question where she is, as a 3-meters-tall robot appears to greet her.
(Human x Quarian - Modern Setting, No Geth War, "First Contact" AU. Takes place on Rannoch!)
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nežni velikan — slovene for "gentle giant"
The distracting rhythm of Ljubljana's train station leads you to accidentally spill your coffee all over some poor man's coat. Thankfully, this gentle giant doesn't take offense at your clumsiness.
(König x fem!Reader.)
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There is only so much you can do with your days when you are tied to a tree. Fortunately for Loki, he at least has a friend to talk to, and kill time with. Only this time, he finds himself wanting a little bit more from them.
(Loki x Mosa/Shaggy — written before their identity reveal.)
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Valt'Laezh nar Alarei, a quarian on Pilgrimage, sends himself on a dangerous mission on Omega where he steals sensible files from Aria T'Loak's computers. He succeeds. Though right as he is about to leave the station with his prize, he is stopped by one of the asari's bodyguards.
Now faced with very few options, Valt decides to make a bold offer in exchange for his life.
(Human male x Quarian male.)
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You can't stay in the bounty hunting game for as long as you have without knowing how to handle a weapon. And heavens know you've had enough of them pulled on you considering your line of work, so having a masked outlaw point his six-shooter between your eyes startles you less than perhaps it should.
What you need to do is figure a way out of the situation...
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07 Jul 2026
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What to Expect When You're Expecting (a fist fight) by someonefromawarmerclimate
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
23 Jun 2026
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A girl with so much love in her heart and the guy she hates. And they have a baby. And do a lot of miscommunication. And then fall in love!
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24 Jun 2026
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Shamrock is chasing rumors of his brother, trying to find him. Apparently he keeps returning to a specific island. Now, so does Shamrock.
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09 Jun 2026
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Three years. One nurse and one mercenary.
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18 Apr 2026
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When a botched extraction strands rivals Nyx and Krüger in a blizzard, survival turns into forced proximity, forced honesty, and the kind of warmth neither of them knows how to admit they want. Snowbound in a shack, then boxed into one safehouse room, they keep choosing professionalism… right up until their bodies and instincts betray them. The radio crackles back to life. So does everything else.
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01 Mar 2026