jadepataki
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Have The Time Of Your Life by jadepataki for strattfender
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Mar 2026
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Eva Stratt can't sleep. Ryland is worried about her. They resort to the good old method: sex.
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Someday You Will Find Me Caught Beneath The Landslide by jadepataki
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Feb 2026
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Ryland Grace knows better than to want what he wants. Rocky is an alien engineer who does not yet know what wanting means.
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Abandoned workSeries
- Part 3 of Ryland Grace needs a hug and some more
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The Invite by jadepataki
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Feb 2026
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Project Hail Mary wasn’t funded by one country. It was funded by everyone. Every nation on Earth was pitching in: money, materials, people. But international cooperation is fragile. The project was top secret, the public didn’t know details, and political patience was already thinning. Budgets were being questioned. Eva Stratt was being questioned. Leaders were starting to think locally instead of globally.
So when international support starts to falter, Eva Stratt brings Ryland Grace as her plus-one to a donor gala. A bureaucratic misunderstanding turns them into a couple.
They go along with it to save the world.
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I had always hated Eva Stratt’s office by jadepataki
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Feb 2026
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Eva Stratt's office was cold. Just plain walls, muted lighting, and the oppressive certainty that every decision made here bent the future of the species a few degrees left or right.
Usually right.
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Valentine's Day, Approximately by jadepataki
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Feb 2026
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Valentine’s Day is a human holiday involving saints, capitalism, and emotional pressure.
Rocky does not see the problem.
Rocky sees a solution.
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Ryland Grace needs a hug and some more by jadepataki
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Feb 2026
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I could call this: We Stay Like This universe.
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Life on Erid by jadepataki
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jan 2026
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Grace barely manages to save himself and Rocky from death. Between the extreme gravity forces he'd experienced, his chemically burned arm, and nearly stopping Rocky from saving himself, Grace decides the Taumoeba can wait. He decides to rest. At some point, Rocky decides to intervene.
In short: Grace starts using painkillers a little too much and Rocky gets very concerned. But Grace's new vocalization of his desire while a little drowsy has Rocky a bit less worried.
Bookmarked by jadepataki
20 Mar 2026
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Don't wanna act like there's tomorrow by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Mar 2026
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Grace navigates his new life on a different planet, communicates with Earth, falls in love for the first time, and kinda accidentally ends up in the middle of a marriage
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- English
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10 Mar 2026
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“Grace,” she says gently. “You should really play it.”
I don’t take my eyes off the light. “Are…are we sure it’s real?” I whisper.
She barks out her boisterous laugh. “I am absolutely the wrong person to ask,” she says.
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When Grace goes back for Rocky, all he finds is a dead and silent ship. Being the only one left to bring Taumoeba to Erid, he decides to brave the long trip alone. He's not the same man when he arrives at Erid, but an unexpected friendship might bring him back to sanity.
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The summer following the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter visited his parents' graves and disappeared in a mysterious attack. His wand was recovered but the trail soon went cold and the world moved on. Twelve years later, Remus Lupin discovers James Charming, of Charming Chocolates, a mute man with no memories before July of 1998.
James Charming, father of identical twin boys and loving boyfriend to a Scottish Muggle named Monty, is ripped out of his comfortable life and forced to rediscover Hogwarts, magic, and a whole world of past memories. His Mind Healer helps him to balance his new life with his old memories. A rift is formed between James and Monty, and he finds himself wanting to spend more and more time with Healer Malfoy. Meanwhile, Auror Weasley tries to solve the mystery of who is out for Harry Potter's head before it's too late.
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- English
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- 10/10
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24 Jan 2026
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Project Hail Mary: The Next Generation by TEMullen
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Aug 2025
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After years of scientific advancement stimulated by the Hail Mary's arrival, the Eridians finally make their first voyage to Earth accompanied by Ryland Grace. Earth scrambles to roll out the welcome mat.