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Angel blinked a few times and wondered if he was having some sort of post-dick hallucination. Maybe Val spiked his water again? There must be some explanation - This could not be real.
Alastor, the Radio Demon, creepiest motherfucker this side of the pentagram could not be straddling the king of Hell’s lap. That’s not a thing that could happen.
…Could it??
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Adam makes a surprise and unwanted visit to the hotel at a really inconvenient time.
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Husk just wanted to relax after a long day, but sadly, he is in Hell for a reason.
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When his heart finally calms down enough that he can breathe normally, Stiles gives the older man a surly glare, which of course just makes Peter’s smirk bigger. “What the hell are you doing here?”
Peter puts on a mock-offended voice as he walks toward Stiles. “Now, is that any way to treat an old flame?”
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Stiles is working a case in Beacon Hills and Peter is working his nerves.
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Why you gotta be so petty? by jammibean
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
12 Oct 2022
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Wirt blinked. “The stairs to the basement are behind the vending machine?”
“We’re a weird family. Don’t ask,” Bill replied.
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They Say Some Species Mate for Life by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Aug 2026
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After Charlie gets that fateful call from her mother, she embarks on a mission more harrowing than redeeming lost souls, fighting overlords, or challenging the forces of Heaven.
She’s going to help her dad get his groove back so he can win her mom's heart all over again!
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“You’re going to be fine,” Alastor drawls in Lucifer’s ear.
Lucifer is not FINE. He’s literally in over his head. The line to the club, which they’re currently standing in, is a MOB of unknown, sweaty, disgusting bodies. There are sinners EVERYWHERE. It’s like driving through a valley lined with sneering, toothy, hungry-looking trees with dozens of beady, glowing eyes.
He's going to DIE.
“This is going to be so amazing,” Charlie gushes. She makes eye contact with him over her shoulder and grins wide.
Lucifer tries to muster a return grin that looks enthusiastic and not as if he’s a single social interaction from developing stress fractures in his jaw.
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10 Aug 2026
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Telemachus is poisoned, or so he thinks. As it turns out, the dates gifted to Penelope and consumed by her son were not laced with poison but a potent aphrodisiac. Luckily for Telemachus Antinous knows what to do about it. Unluckily for Telemachus, he ate six of them.
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08 Aug 2026
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It had started innocuous enough – disrespecting the other’s personal bubble between jabs, leaning close enough to feel each breathed insult. That had turned into hate-tonguing each other in between heated arguments, a clever little trick to shut the other up. Then that had evolved into - well, that hadn’t evolved into anything but a habit and a way to leave the fallen angel frustrated, aroused and alone in each aftermath
or 5 times Lucifer made out with madness and 1 time he got what was coming
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06 Nov 2024
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Alastor chuckles, something deep and rumbling in the depth of his chest. "Apologies, your Majesty."
The sinner leans down, as much as he is able to when Lucifer keeps the grip on his antlers firm. He doesn't account for the hand that is still at his chin, now having slithered to the back of his neck to pull him up.
"I should have known you wanted a taste as well."
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“Your majesty?” Alastor says, derailing Lucifer’s train of thought. The Radio Demon had been reduced to little more than a red blur in his alcohol induced haze, and the room spins when he shakes his head. He sways.
“Lucifer,” Alastor says, reaching out a hand to steady him.
How could a simple touch feel so charged?
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27 Dec 2025
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“Let me return the favor,” Lucifer says, tugging him forward with his belt loops.
“What?” Alastor cocks his head, his voice taking on a mocking tone, “You want to suck me off?”
Just the thought of it has Lucifer licking his lips. He’s desperate to make the Radio Demon come undone. He presses his palm across the soft weight at the front of Alastor’s pants, not surprised to find that he isn’t hard. Nevertheless, Lucifer lets his voice drop to a gravelly purr as he says, “I absolutely do.”
Alastor smirks down at him, “I’d love to see you try.”
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Lucifer spends and afternoon teaching Alastor what it means to be patient. Alastor does not take to his lessons well.