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  1. Summary

    Various Tom Riddle/Harry Potter fics with one common theme- food.

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    Harry was Wendy, Tom was Ronald McDonald, can I make it any more obvious?

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    LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
    1971 - 1995

    This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!

    PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??

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    (Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)

     DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.

    NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC

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    12 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “'You’ve been my little bit of magic.'”

    well, fuck. all i have to say is that it's worth the hype. an absolutely quintessential marauders era AND wolfstar fic. i guess it would be nice for some more insight on what happens after ootp, but we gotta have some ambiguity! yes, i cried multiple times. yes, i laughed out loud. yes, i will read it again but hell that was LONG- but so, so worth it. took me a couple days because i spent all my free time with it; the chapters themselves aren't long, but there are a lot.

    seriously, anyone who cares about the first war or the marauders- read this! amazing characterization, great imagery, so emotional. really, really enjoyable.

    edit 1/25/21, after reading out of the blue: welp jk we know what happens after ootp

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    Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.

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    24 Sep 2020

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    holy shit this is fantactic. easily one of the best severitus fics of all time. it's somehow both sweet and has characters that are canon-y. hell yes! read it and weep (kinda jk but not really. this shit will melt your heart).

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    Harry Potter is screwed.

    With a penchant for Firewhiskey and late-night parties, he had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed the next morning, when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies as a Healer trainee. He also had no idea that his mom’s ex-boyfriend would have an axe to grind, the most eager girl would follow him around like she’d been hit with a Permanent Sticking Charm, or that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Head of Spell Damage.

    Like I said, Harry Potter is screwed.

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    29 Sep 2020

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    bitch. that was fucking good. holy shit, the line, "i'm cute and fuck like a champ," has stuck with me to this DAY

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    Regulus is a young writer with a burning hunger to be great. He walks the empty halls of Grimmauld Place, the memory of a brother long gone on his heels. He's looking for anything to feed his inspiration—a muse. James is his teacher, new to the area, and stagnant in his life.

    It's meant to be a game. It's not a game anymore.

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    Or, the age gap, student/teacher relationship AU.

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    19 Jun 2024

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    arf arf miller's girl

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    In the end, there was one body that all refused to touch. It unnerved people to see even the corpse, though it remained still and silent.

    Harry tended to him, this man made mortal. Smooth, alabaster skin and thin, brittle bones. Peaceful in death as he had never been in life, his harsh features softened by Harry’s fingertips. Creases smoothed, muscles relaxed, jaw unclenched.

    No longer a monster. Now a body, just like everyone else.

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    19 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i am gnashing my teeth into this fic, horrific and tingly