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Dick wakes up in a cage, along with his siblings and Bruce. Underground and with no way out, they wait for backup. As hunger and thirst grows, their captor Ra's Al Ghul offers succor in exchange for a kiss from his beloved Detective. Dick's disgust turns to horror when he realizes the man isn't after Bruce, but another member of his family.
When every single member of their family is willing to jump on a grenade for every other member, their confinement is a powder keg waiting to go off as secrets are revealed.
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Cherry Apocalypse by joschmo
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Anime)
02 Jun 2025
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Adachi is panicking about his upcoming date with Kurosawa when everything he knows turns upside down, again. Only this time, the status quo shifting isn't him gaining psychic powers. No, this time there's a deadly virus sweeping through the city, infecting everyone on the street, and causing the dead to rise.
Everyone is trapped in the office, waiting for government intervention during the zombie outbreak. As supplies dwindle and office politics rear their ugly head, Adachi and Kurosawa struggle to keep everyone calm while also keeping their burgeoning relationship under wraps.
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“Bella is-that is to say, her thoughts…” Edward struggled valiantly to find a way to phrase it before blurting out the shameful truth about his wife. “She’s stupid!”
Alice laughed. It felt pointed. Cruel.
“Oh, Edward. She’s not stupid. She’s a perfectly normal 18 year old high school girl,” Alice reassured as Edward’s expression grew more horrified with every word. “At worst she’s shallow, a shallow dish that’s reflecting your powers right back at you, showing you exactly what you want to see. Like Narcissus.”
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Bella’s powers have grown, allowing her to read Edward’s thoughts. They’re less refined and mysterious than she’d hoped they’d be.
This leads to unfortunate realizations about maturity, self-awareness, and what it really means to be a teenager forever.
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Niko is the one who introduced Edwin to Scooby Doo, but before that he and Charles had to find something to fill their nights with. Detective stories of all kinds were read and watched over the last 30 years together.
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Joel and Ellie struggle to adjust to a completely new society from a background of overidealized nuclear family structure (Texas) and rising fascism (FEDRA, and also sometimes Texas).
A series of unconnected one shots showing Ellie and Joel slowly acclimatizing to Jackson. They both bring their own baggage but together they can work through it. Sometimes comedic, sometimes dramatic, these one shots are in no clear order, with the only overlap being some Jackson residents.
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Celebration by transaizen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2021
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Luo Binghe loves him so much that he can’t help but be greedy with his affections, always begging for more and more, lapping up Shizun’s modest words of praise and gentle touches of love, basking in joy so golden and warm that his heart hurts trying to hold it all. He does try to contain himself, understands how overwhelming he can be, how possessive and needy he can be, but today? Today of all days when his precious Shizun offers to give him anything?
There is so much he wants.
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It's Luo Binghe’s birthday and Shen Qingqiu has agreed to spend all day with him fulfilling whatever desires he can think of.
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01 Nov 2025
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smash yourself against me by kansai (slightly_better_than)
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Movie 2024), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
11 Jul 2025
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moments that drew them together
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31 Oct 2025
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(Don't) Be Nice by kurenai_da
Fandoms: ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime)
08 Aug 2025
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Despite loving to treat Satomi like the treasure he is, Kyouji likes to be treated roughly.
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25 Oct 2025
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this tornado loves you by waterleveldropping
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
05 Feb 2025
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“I just want to spend a regular night in with Kyouji-san,” he’s facing him, but fails to keep eye contact when he says, “so could we just... do that.”
Kyouji’s old heart might not make it through this regular night. “Satomi-kun, you’re so sweet when you wanna be, y’know?”
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25 Oct 2025
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Lay my curses out to rest by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Aug 2025
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If this enchanted transformation did not change Shen Qingqiu into a mindless beast first, then the havoc it was wreaking on his meridians would unquestionably kill him; barring that, surely his dearest disciple deserved the chance to enact his revenge. The mushroom bodies had only just begun to grow, after all, so the only choice he had left concerned the flavor of death that awaited him.
In that case, let him be a bird, please!
But wait... Protagonist, aren't you being a little too affectionate? And what does it mean that you want to save this master?
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21 Oct 2025