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Spill the Tea by tabulaxrasa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2021
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Shen Qingqiu has learned his lesson and had enough of misunderstandings and miscommunications. He would actually like nothing better than to tell Binghe who he is, really, and where he comes from-- all of it. In fact, he's been trying for years. But every time he tries, he's still blocked by the System.
So... maybe it's time to shut down the System.
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08 Feb 2025
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The End of Never by chaoticgoodlawyer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Sep 2025
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A warring states period has recently ended and peace between various cultivation sects, human royalty, and the demonic realm is tenuous at best. Yue Qingyuan is the only cultivator-king, and he has been looking for the elusive cultivation master he had lived beside years ago before his ruthless rise to power. Unfortunately for him, Shen Jiu never had been a particularly forgiving person when crossed and Yue Qingyuan had made a devastating mistake. Unfortunately for everyone else, telling a king no was not the easiest thing and Yue Qingyuan sends out a team to force their reunion.
Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu have always been close and nearly identical in appearance. Shen Yuan knows that his brother would do just about anything to avoid Yue Qingyuan. He decides to pretend to be his brother when the king’s men capture him. He transmigrated at a young age, and knows to be wary of the too-friendly "Qi-ge".
When a stranger offers to take him away, Shen Yuan trusts his life to them despite knowing the nefarious characters that existed in a world based on 'Proud Immortal Demon Way'. Taking his chances lands him in the care of Luo Binghe and on a path he never expected.
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08 Feb 2025
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Try These UNFAILABLE Tips for Getting Fired! Number 9 Will Shock You by AMereDream
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2021
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In much the same way you would want to get fired rather than leave your job yourself for the severance benefits, Shen Jiu tries to see how far he can go before he is made to leave.
Fortunately for everyone, since he already knows that violence isn't a dealbreaker to the Sect Leader, he instead decides he'll just demand affection from him -- because surely Yue Qingyuan would rather send him away than let him be close to him, right?
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain One Shots
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06 Feb 2025
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Momo Ayase vs The World by GoodEveningClarice
Fandoms: Dandadan (Anime), Dandadan (Manga)
15 Dec 2024
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Set after the Space Globalists arc, but the only spoilers are for new abilities
After many, many repeated failures, the aliens have finally determined that their human quarries are much too dangerous to approach directly. Momo seriously wishes they'd take the hint and leave them all alone, but apparently that's too much to hope for. They're learning, and they've come back with a new strategy, even more annoying than the last.
It'd be trivial if she were alone, but with her friends constantly getting in her way, she's seriously struggling to find and squash the thing before anyone gets hurt.
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- Part 2 of What's inside Turbo Okarun's mouth?
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04 Feb 2025
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If anyone were to ask Stone what his personal version of Hell was, he would tell them that Hell is standing by Robotnik’s side through an academic conference.
(Stone gets stabbed while he and the Doctor are out on business. This is fine. He can handle it).
(Spoilers: he can't).
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02 Feb 2025
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Xie Lian's last believer is so fervently devoted to him that he seems to think mostly in the form of prayer. That is a terrifying prospect. Xie Lian has never heard of such a case before, not even in hypotheticals, and he finds himself hoping, for his believer's sake, that there is some other explanation for this phenomenon.
Whatever the reason, a low stream of his believer's thoughts hum in the back of Xie Lian's consciousness.
His believer does not seem to be aware of it.
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When Xie Lian ascends for the third time, he is welcomed back to godhood with prayers that he hadn't expected: an ongoing stream of thought from his sole remaining believer. He gathers quickly that this believer is very old, very powerful, and very, very much in love with him.
For his believer's sake, Xie Lian can cast a spell to shut the prayers out—but only if he has access to spiritual energy.
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29 Jan 2025
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A Long and Slow Recovery by ardenrabbit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2024
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The light still doesn't make sense against his eyes, but he thinks he remembers something like color. There is a lot of color around him, and he is able to discern white and black and a great deal of something else. It's a breathtaking splash of vivacity on a new canvas, where there had been no canvas at all for so many eternities. It is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
Red, Xie Lian finally names it.
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In a disorienting turn of luck, Xie Lian is rescued from State Preceptor Fangxin's coffin. He recovers his other senses in good time, but his sight is taking longer to return—decades with no exposure to light have weakened his capacity for it.
His benefactor and worshiper, a wealthy and eccentric ghost named Hua Cheng, hasn't left his side for months.
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29 Jan 2025
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Scary Dog Privileges by BubbleBtch
Fandom: Dandadan (Anime), Dandadan (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
25 Aug 2025
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28 Jan 2025
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After being attacked by the Serpos, Momo turns into an alien.
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- Part 1 of Close Encounters of Ayase Kind
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27 Jan 2025
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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26 Jan 2025
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“You’re proposing… a hug?” Robotnik muses, more of a thought than a question, like he’s trying it out mentally first.
Stone doesn’t speak, doesn’t dare interrupt him, in the hope that maybe, maybe, he’s actually considering it.
(Robotnik is touch starved, and Stone is a problem solver.)
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- Part 2 of definition of insanity
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26 Jan 2025
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When the Serpo kidnapped Momo, she finds she wasn't the only one they had taken.
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24 Jan 2025
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[Spoilers for chapter 159 and onward]
“What if I crush you?” He whispered nervously. Momo swayed a bit in his palms as he sat back on his knees.
“Do you move around in your sleep?” She asked, crossing her arms.
“Well, no—“
“Then there’s nothing to worry about.” She assured. ”I trust you, Okarun.”
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Momo can't get any sleep, and figures Okarun's pillow is her best bet.Bookmarked by joschmo
24 Jan 2025
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I Love You More by StacyHolmes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Sep 2024
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“Binghe.” Shen Qingqiu says, unable to hold the question back even a moment longer. “Do you think you love me more than I love you?”
Luo Binghe’s arms drop. He takes a stumbling step back. His perfect, beautiful face freezes completely, not showing a single emotion.
A second later tears start rolling down his cheeks.
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18 Jan 2025
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Chapter 742: Unleash the Holy Globes of Justice!! by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2024
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If Shizun was hoping to hide his mysterious visitor from his peak, his edict for everyone to leave and not remark on her made it impossible for her to go unremarked on. Ming Fan was currently scurrying around, punishing anyone who suggested anything untoward was possibly happening. This mostly meant people waited to gossip until he was gone. The leading theory was that the woman was from one of the brothels Shizun was rumored to have frequented in the past. Luo Binghe had never seen any evidence that this rumor was true (he was actually concerned that Shizun didn’t know what sex was), so he’d dismissed the claims as slander.
Then a woman had prostrated herself at the bottom of the stairs of Cang Qiong and begged that a message be delivered to all on the mountain. It was urgent, she said. She could not say more at this time, but lives depended on the right person hearing these words.
“What is the message?” a disciple had asked.
The woman raised her head. “Beyonce,” she had said clearly. “Internet. The general concept of astronauts.”
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08 Jan 2025
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If You Don't Have Store-Bought Character Growth, Homemade is Fine by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Feb 2025
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When Shen Qingqiu fails his first mission, he loses the opportunity to unfreeze the OOC function. He has to go through the events of the story in-character as the original goods. He's sure that he's definitely getting human sticked until he stumbles onto a possible solution: if it's out-of-character to not be evil, what if the scum villain got some character development?
Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is getting paranoid that his Shizun has started being nice to him. In a really mean way.
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07 Jan 2025
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Special Treatment Required by nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2022
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Luo Binghe touches a cursed hair ornament and is afflicted by a sex curse for the next month. Of course, Shen Qingqiu is the one who will treat him.
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04 Jan 2025
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What Dreams May Come by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2022
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In the time between sacrificing himself to stop his estranged disciple’s qi deviation and waking up in his back-up body, Shen Yuan -formerly Shen Qingqiu- experiences a long series of dreams that make him confront quite a few things about himself that he’d been stubbornly ignoring.
Good thing they’re just dreams, right? Otherwise he’d never be able to look Luo Binghe in the eye ever again.
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Binghe froze under his hands as Shen Yuan brought him into the most gentle hug he could manage. “Still crying?” He asked, only just keeping the unsteadiness out of his voice. He was naked and this was a sex dream and Binghe was crying all over his dick.
He didn’t need his kinks spelled out for him quite this explicitly, thanks.
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Or: two horny idiots finally get out of their own way.
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03 Jan 2025
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They've Connected The Dots by Neery
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2024
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03 Jan 2025
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How To Train Your Employee by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2024
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Shen Yuan has transmigrated into a dragon. An apparently extremely wealthy dragon with his own mountain and palace and everything. Unfortunately, he runs into a problem in the form of trying to find an ethical source of labour to actually help maintain the whole palace. After several misunderstandings with the local human beings, he finally manages to clearly communicate his desires and one city provides him with a (rather scrawny and underfed) boy who most definitely agreed to the terms of employment that Shen Yuan tried to put forward!
Luo Binghe has been shoved into the clutches of a dragon without being told anything and is surely about to be eaten at any moment.Series
- Part 1 of Lost and Found
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01 Jan 2025