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Honest Thoughts and Sincere Feelings by Myriade (PeanuutFlower)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2025
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On his 30th birthday, Xie Lian wakes up with the power to read the mind of anyone he touches, leading him to discover the nature of people's feelings about him, including those of his manager, Hua Cheng.
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19 Apr 2025
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Woes of a Best Friend by elixwilde
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 May 2025
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It’s normal to have different levels of closeness to different friends. Xie Lian knew this. After all, his relationships with Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Shi Qingxuan varied drastically. They interacted in different ways, but that didn’t mean that any of them were less dear to Xie Lian.
But then there was his relationship with San Lang. Where to even start?
A week ago, if you asked him what his relationship with San Lang was, he would have proudly answered that he was his best friend. Of course, this wouldn’t be the whole truth, since Xie Lian had been hopelessly in love with him practically since they had met… but Xie Lian was not so foolish as to think that Hua Cheng in any way returned his feelings. And now, after the events of the past week, he couldn’t even bear to delude himself in his fantasies. The truth was undeniable.
Hua Cheng was in love with He Xuan.
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19 Apr 2025
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One day a coffin washes up on He Xuan's beach.
Incidentally he's been really hurting for a personal assistant.No Hua Chengs are consulted about this decision.
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19 Apr 2025
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My Happy Ghost Marriage by Stella_Elliot
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Tian Guan Ci
08 Jul 2025
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Apparently Jie Lianyu has made quite a reputation for himself. He heard from a grapevine flowing through the city that Hua Cheng spent his days searching for someone—his wraith butterflies scattered around the land looking for a rumored person who held his heart. Hence, he became known outside of the palace walls as the kind-hearted concubine Jie Lianyu, yet unloved by the Lord of the City: The one took kind to the outcasts and the lonely.
It answered many of his questions, mainly why Hua Cheng never seemed to be interested in seeing him: It was because Hua Cheng has a beloved. Out there in the world somewhere—a beloved he is tirelessly searching for; The one who fully occupies his heart, leaving no space for Xie Lian.
And that’s… fine.
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With the Human-Face Disease running rampant, Xianle fell into poverty. To save his people, Xie Lian was married off to the wealthy yet cruel Lord of Ghost City, Hua Cheng.
But under the name of a distant cousin of Xie, Jie Lianyu.
If only Hua Cheng knew that.
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- Part 1 of My Happy Ghost Marriage AU
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19 Apr 2025
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any omega would be proud to call it home by hoarder_of_stories
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jul 2021
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Hua Cheng finds Xie Lian near the end of the 800 years, right as Xie Lian is going into heat.
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It’s obviously been made for a specific, beloved omega. Xie Lian feels a stab of longing cut through his chest - certainly no-one has ever made anything like that for him.
“There’s an armory, too,” San Lang says. “I can show you later. Do you like it?”
Xie Lian blinks, not sure whether he’s being serious. “San Lang, I spent my last heat in a ditch.”
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07 Apr 2025
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker by pengiesama
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2019
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Every night, Xie Lian visits the Ghost City to tutor its king. Every morning, Xie Lian leaves; still single and unsmooched.
Luckily, Shi Qing Xuan is a professional(?) matchmaker, and is here to HELP OUT.
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06 Apr 2025
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Five Years (Stuck On My Eyes) by StacyHolmes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
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“Five years?” Shen Qingqiu gasped. “I can’t see my husband for five years, because you can’t write a single fucking page of an adequate plot?”
or, Luo Binghe gets cursed and forgets his husband for five years.
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03 Apr 2025
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Gathering Your Scattered Petals by Splatix
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
02 Apr 2025
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After the events as Fang Xin Guoshi leading to his execution by Lang Qianqiu, instead of being buried alive in a coffin for 100 years with a stake through his heart, Lang Qianqiu opts to cut and scatter Xie Lian’s body far away to get rid of him for good.
He is unaware of Xie Lian’s ex-godhood, his shackles, and how they keep him alive no matter what injuries he faces.
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02 Apr 2025
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I say a little prayer for you by MaeHwaMei
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2025
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“Good morning, Dianxia,” Hua Cheng murmured, a hint of a smile returned to him by his own image in the mirror. He put down the brush next to the ornate pyxis of cinnabar clay and thoroughly checked his reflexion.
The flex of his fingers on the mahogany handle of the brush, the drag of the bristles on his skin, the scrape of the lid encrusted with mother of pearl against the edges of the box as he closed it and the smear of rouge the movement always left on his fingertips were moments repeated slowly morning by morning, each a step in the ancient ritual of making himself worthy of his God’s gaze. The water that flowed through the fibers on the head of the brush ran tainted red as a blood sacrifice and the incense on Xie Lian’s altar burned.
or: Hua Cheng prays to Xie Lian every day, sharing ordinary moments and heartfelt confessions with the beloved that cannot hear him.
Coming out of the coffin in Yong'An Xie Lian starts to hear the loving and harrowing prayers of a devoted ghost.Bookmarked by joschmo
02 Apr 2025
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The Cultivating Force by esama
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2023
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In which a Master and a Padawan run into a Shizun and a... Sith?
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31 Mar 2025
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Help, Reincarnation Refund Wanted! by EmeraldBeetle
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Nov 2024
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At first, when Shen Yuan dies and is given the chance to customize his appearance in his second life, he's excited. He's definitely going to make himself an epic and mysterious adventurer! But wait- why is he only able to customize the sword? And did he seriously just get reincarnated into it?!
Help! I want a refund! 0/10! Customer very unsatisfied with their reincarnation!
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28 Mar 2025
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For Anything Worth Having by CaveteDracones
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Nov 2023
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...one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice. ~ John Burroughs
For Luo Binghe, SYSTEM had always been there.
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28 Mar 2025
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What Is Seen by CaveteDracones
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2023
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…is not [always] the real truth.
Truth-compelling artifacts in the hands of an enemy to one side, SYSTEM-mandated silence on the other, and Shen Qingqiu caught between the two. Is it too late to go back to the Water Prison?
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28 Mar 2025
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Show The Screenshots by A_Non_ymousWriter
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Aug 2024
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When a rogue foreign System sends out a subtle virus, some outsiders are shown chat messages between a certain two transmigrators and their Systems.
AirplaneBro: nah dude shen jiu would never lay a hand on his female disciples like that, hes gay
Liu Qingge tripped on thin air while Mu Qingfang choked on his tea as Shang Qinghua (their god? creator??) casually shattered their view of their original Shen Qingiu. The fake Shen Qingqiu at least, was sharing their shock.
CucumberBro: EXCUSE ME WHAT??
CucumberBro: The fuck he is?!?! He literally GOES TO BROTHELS! LIU QINGGE FOUND HIM IN BED WITH A WOMAN THAT ONE TIME?AirplaneBro: aight bro buckle the fuck up cuz imma take u on a joyride all about shen jiu >:)
Binghes#1Fan: I don't want to send Binghe into the Abyss...
System 2: User must comply, if User cannot do the task User will be punished and the account will be terminated.
Mobeis #1Fan: sorry bro unless ur okay w being ded af u gotta push binghe into the abyss
Ning Yingying's fists clenched. Okay, so trying to get Yuan-ge and A-Luo together would be harder than she thought.
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- Part 1 of Show The Cultivators
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24 Mar 2025
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ars adeo latet arte sua by lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2023
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“Oh,” Shen Qingqiu says. He’s too fucking tired to do a whole elaborate roleplay right now, Luo Binghe, please have mercy! “Binghe is a lovely statue, but could he not be one right now so we can talk about this?”
Reluctantly, Luo Binghe drops the pose. There’s definitely a dejected slump to his shoulders; Shen Qingqiu is going to have to handle this one delicately. (Now on his list of things he did not realize being married would entail: carefully explaining to your husband that you do want to do sexy statue roleplay with him, just not right this minute.)Shen Qingqiu does some... erotic art appreciation.
For Bingqiu Week 2023 Day 2 - Roleplay
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- Part 2 of bingqiu week 2023
- Part 1 of vaguely connected dollification
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23 Mar 2025
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Trying is the Fun Part by dreamofpaperflowers for nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2025
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When Luo Binghe inhales the pollen of the Blossom of Precious Blessings, Shen Qingqiu does what’s necessary to help him. Plus a little more. And more. And then, well… perhaps he got a bit carried away.
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21 Mar 2025
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I rubbed this guy's lamp and all I got was three (?) wishes: a Luo Binghe Story by gaya_ya, unreliable narratoe (gaya_ya)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
16 Apr 2025
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What it says on the tin.
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By temporary transmigration protocol, Shen Yuan masquerades as the mysterious Senior Genie from the abyss. Luo Binghe suffers.
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15 Mar 2025
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Date With The Night by DontStopHerNow for swingandswirl
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison
28 Nov 2024
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Csethiro and Csevet conspire to give Maia a night outside the Alcethmeret.
Unfortunately, when Beshelar finds out, they have a lot of explaining to do.
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12 Mar 2025
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An Asexual's Guide to Life-Saving Sex by beelzebaozi for lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Aug 2024
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Shen Qingqiu has absolutely no interest in sex, and never will. So why do his mission partners keep being poisoned by aphrodisiacs???
Three separate times, Shen Qingqiu must figure out how to cure his martial brothers and his disciple of varying afflictions—with as little sexual contact as possible!
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10 Mar 2025
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we don't talk about it, we don't have the time by lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2023
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“With the way Zhangmen-Shixiong is always hanging around, it’s almost like he wants this to be a courtship,” Shen Qingqiu spits, one day. “Is that it? All the gifts, and the apologies, is it all just because you want to fuck me like the cheap whore you think I am? It would make much more sense than Zhangmen-Shixiong thinking this master cares one bit about his empty words.”
“Qingqiu-shidi is not cheap,” Yue Qingyuan replies, too quickly. “Nor a whore – were this a courtship, this one would not dare to treat him with anything but the utmost respect –”
Shen Qingqiu throws his tea in his face and kicks him out of the bamboo house half an incense time earlier than he’d intended.
He can’t help noticing, though, that Yue Qingyuan hadn’t said he doesn’t want to fuck him.Shen Jiu gets eaten out until he cries <3
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09 Mar 2025