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    Part 4 of the Dramatic Reading series. Hogwarts learns the secrets of Harry's third year, while Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape read the future that has been written for sixth year.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    The entirety of Harry's year at Hogwarts is stuck in a timeloop. They've managed to make sure they all wake up on the same day, and dragged in people they loved and trusted as well. They've tried switching houses, fixing all the problems, getting rid of their dangers, learning magic all over the world, enrolling in muggle schools... finally, Harry has had enough.

    It's time for a dark lord.

    (And can someone figure out who the poor Unspeakable they've been dragging along for the ride is? They can't be having a good time.)

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    05 Oct 2025

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    After Harry Potter is left alone on his aunt's porch, a storm hits Privet Drive, and the Dursleys are left to deal with the consequences of Dumbledore's negligence.

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    25 Sep 2025

  5. Rec 1

    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

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    Umbrus Shade, The Incredibly Annoyed Ravenclaw [Harry Potter/SI]

    Prologue

    It all began with...

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    21 Sep 2025

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    "All right," the young woman says, brushing herself off briskly, apparently undaunted by the half-dozen Water Tribe guards who moved to surround her the moment she came through the portal. "Take me to your library."

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    28 Aug 2025

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    After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley’s room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he’s the Avatar.

    - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that Avatar: The Last Airbender is a historical documentary.

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    28 Aug 2025

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    The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. Story is high on Political intrigue. Dumbledore!bashing slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

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    28 Aug 2025

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

    Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes

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    06 Aug 2025

  10. Rec 1

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    A filk song about the classic(?) fanfic "My Immortal", set to the tune of "My Sharona" by The Knack. With apologies to Tara Gilesbie and Doug Fieger.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    In Seven Years of Chaos, there are moments that we missed while watching Harry Potter grow, mature, develop, and attempt to take over the world.

    This is an attempt to right that wrong.

    A non-linear, and randomly assorted, look at all those little moments we missed while we were busy with Harry’s chaos and Severus’ exasperation.

    It would be incredibly difficult, if not impossible, to understand these mini-chapters if you didn’t read the Seven Years series.

    Welcome to Missing Moments.

    **I am always interested in adding new moments, I only have it marked as complete because… it’s more of a collection of one shots than a story. Comment on the most recent chapter with any ideas of what you’d like to see!

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    15 Jul 2025

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    James and Lily Potter were absolutely abnormal, thank you very much.

    For one thing, they were dead. For another thing, they were addicted to television.

    But you’d be addicted to television too if it meant you got to watch your only child grow up in a world without you by his side.

     

    Welcome to a director's cut series where we get to watch Harry’s life - the good, the bad, the hilarious, the murderous - through the eyes of his parents and their friends in the Afterlife.

    This is a spin-off of the (completed) Seven Years of Chaos series and cannot be understood without reading the rest of the series first.

    This story is never abandoned, but it lives in the back of my mind because - truly - the story is completed. This is only a bonus.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    Harry got caught up in the brilliance of his life for a while.

    He got caught up in his magic, his flying, and his endless adventures. He got caught up in having friends, having a home, having an adult who cared for him.

    But now Harry knows the truth- that was all a life meant for someone else. Not him.

    Because Harry was marked for death when he was one, and he’s given himself less than a year before he dies by Severus’ hand.

     

    Join Harry, Severus, and the rest of the gang as they attempt to leave a scar in magical history as poignant as the one on Harry’s forehead.

    Welcome to the last book of their journey.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Harry Potter has magical power that has never been seen before, an ever growing gang of powerful and brilliant allies, and enough cunning and strength to face whatever comes his way this year.

    Unfortunately, Harry Potter also has mental illness, a tendency for idiocy, powerful enemies, and a reckless streak that has taken at least ten years off Severus Snape’s lifespan so far- so Severus enters the year with more reservations than his foolish ward does.

    Alliances will be tested, lines will be drawn, and Hogwarts is beginning to feel like a battlefield more than a school.

    Which, in Harry’s opinion, is perfectly brill.

    Welcome to Year Five.

     

    *(Title was changed from ‘The Grey Force’ to ‘Expecto Patronum’ to fall in line with the series theme on 6/24/22.)*

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    19 Jun 2025

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    Harry feels great, honestly. He’s got a loyal group of friends, big plans for the future, and he thinks he’s finally gotten the hang of how other people show emotions and how to use those emotions to get what he needs.

    Plus now there’s an exciting tournament happening, Snape’s darkening mark means Harry might get his chance for revenge on Voldemort sooner rather than later, and the new Defense Professor is an absolute bloodthirsty genius.

    So Harry’s great.

    It’s just that Severus Snape is not doing so great. He worries if his ward will survive a year filled with danger, masked enemies, and changes happening quickly within the student body.

    Welcome back to Year Four.
    Let’s see some chaos, yeah?

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    11 Jun 2025

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    Does Snape really think that Harry is worried about another mad man after him?

    He can handle himself, thanks.

    Changes in the gang and at Hogwarts are running rampant as Snape tries to deal with a ward who he believes may be struggling with more than just his copious amounts of past trauma, Harry wants everyone to leave him alone and let him find Sirius Black for a 'friendly chat', Susan fantasizes about what she'll do if she even so much as sees one hair of Sirius Blacks head near her best friend, Hermione and Theo just want to read... alone... together..., and Remus Lupin wonders what on Earth happened to James' son to create the chaotic child he now meets.

    Welcome back to Year 3.

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    09 Jun 2025

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    Harry Potter enters his second year at Hogwarts surrounded by power, allies, enemies, secrets that whisper to him from the castle walls, and a past that won’t give him any peace.

    Severus Snape prepares himself for another year of keeping the most chaotic student he has ever had the (mis)fortune of meeting alive.

     

    Welcome to Year Two.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    Harry’s survived impossible odds all his life: his hateful relatives, their abrupt decision to kick him out, and then years spent staying alive on the streets of London.

    He’s excellent at surviving impossible situations. His magic powers don’t hurt his odds at all either.

    And now? Getting to go to a school filled with other magical students? Getting a gang of his own? Fighting headmasters who don’t seem to like him and learning occlumency from his professor?

    Life is brill now.

     

    Life is not so ‘brill’ for Severus Snape who sees a small boy covered in scars and filled with trauma and worries about how to best fulfill his vow to keep the boy safe when the boy has a knack for brewing constant chaos.

     

    Welcome to Year One.

    (Please quit reposting this without crediting this series as the inspiration, please.)

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    05 Jun 2025

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    "No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."

    Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.

    No.

    Of course not.

    They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.

    She wasn't.

    "You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."

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    30 May 2025

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