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The Life & Times of Crookshanks Granger-Malfoy by AccioPeaches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2024
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In the Granger house, Crookshanks reigns supreme. What will happen when Draco comes along to upset that delicate balance?
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My name is Crookshanks Granger.
I do not know how old I am; I do not care about such trivial things. I live with my mistress, Hermione, the most remarkable human there is. She is approaching the intelligence of my own, and with a mane just as luscious and full-bodied. In the past, some have dared to use the term ‘bushy’ while referring to both her fur and my own, such insolence! Some have also found themselves with claw marks on their ankles, or with fur-balls left as ‘presents’ on their coats.
Accidents do happen, after all. Digestion can be very taxing.
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- Part 1 of The Crookshanks Granger-Malfoy CATalogue
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15 Oct 2025
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Hexed, Vexed, and Utterly Screwed by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2025
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Cursed to speak only the truth, Draco Malfoy is out of options. His search for a cure leads him to Grimmauld Place, and to Hermione Granger, who would rather hex him than help him. Because they not only don’t like eachother, they really despise eachother.
But the curse isn’t just his burden: it’s Bellatrix’s blueprint for a world built on obedience. To break it, Draco and Hermione must dig through secrets, old scars, and the pull they swore they’d resist.•••
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18 Sep 2025
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Eight years after the war, Hermione Granger has rebuilt her life. She has carved out a career, raised her six-month-old daughter, Rose, and endured the grief of losing Ron Weasley, who was murdered by rogue Death Eaters before ever meeting his child.
When the Muggle-Born Protection Act is proposed—an insidious law that would strip Muggle-borns of their autonomy by assigning them a pureblood guardian—Hermione’s name becomes the centerpiece of a political debate she never agreed to be a part of.
The last person she expects to offer a solution is Narcissa Malfoy.
Poised and deliberate, Narcissa proposes a bargain: if Hermione agrees to marry Draco Malfoy, she will be exempt from the law, her status as a pureblood’s wife making her untouchable in the eyes of the Ministry. In return, the Malfoy family—still tainted by its past loyalties—will gain the one thing it cannot buy: social redemption.
Hermione and Draco must navigate a world where alliances are never simple, and where trust is as fragile as the paper their marriage contract is written on.But some things cannot be kept on paper.
And gold is not always the most valuable thing in a bargain.- Language:
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17 Sep 2025
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Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.
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16 Sep 2025
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The Theory of Granger: On Falling in Love Without Saying a Word by LeChat_writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2025
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“I’m in love with her.”
Nothing else. Just that. The words fall out of his mouth and hover there like the world’s least convenient Bludger. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud. It feels… odd. Heavy. Possibly terminal. He braces for questions, or judgement, or maybe an intervention.
What he gets instead is the not-at-all subtle sound of coins changing hands. Theo passes a handful of Galleons to Blaise.
“I told you,” Blaise murmurs, smug as sin.
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Draco Malfoy is no hero; just the Ministry’s unpaid consultant with a talent for sarcasm and survival. He plans to endure cursed artefacts and bad coffee in silence… until he starts noticing Hermione Granger. Flat shoes, sharper wit, and the kind of competence that makes even Malfoys pay attention.
He doesn’t speak to her. He just observes. Catalogues. Falls quietly, disastrously in love.
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13 Sep 2025
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It's Hermione's birthday and Draco told her to be home at 5:30 on the dot. But when she arrives the flat is dark, Draco is gone, and her cat is missing.
Her only clue? A note that kicks off a romantic treasure hunt.
Part of Hermione's (early) Birthday Fest organised by chaosbarbie!
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13 Sep 2025
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In a Heartbeat by magicalsydney (magicandmanuscripts)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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After sending her daughter off to Hogwarts, Hermione hopes to drink her sorrows away. Instead, Draco Malfoy joins her, and their pity party soon turns into a simple suggestion of sex with an intent that’s not so simple— let’s have a baby.
OR
The one where Hermione and Draco want more babies.
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01 Sep 2025
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“Can I help you, Malfoy?” she asks, not looking up at him. He’s very tall, she’s noticed lately.
“I believe I was promised a cauldron cake.”
Hermione huffs. She was rather hoping he’d forgotten.
Or: the first three promises Hermione & Draco make to each other
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23 Aug 2025
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Hermione shows him her parchment, the ink still a little wet. He reads it with a sceptical expression.
“Hmm,” he says.
“Hmm?”
He looks at her again. “I’m not used to agreeing with you. Give me a minute.”
Or: the eighth year one where it's just... simple.
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23 Aug 2025
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She opens it to find Draco Malfoy, holding Crookshanks in one hand and his latest lurid collar in the other.
“Malfoy?”
She’s wearing her pyjamas: ratty old flannel trousers and a faded top with a hole at the hem.
“So it is your bloody cat, then.”
Or: the one where Crookshanks keeps bringing Hermione… tokens of affection (dead mice and Draco Malfoy).
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23 Aug 2025
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The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.
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14 Aug 2025
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The Very Milk and Sperm of Kindness by augustaoctavia, Molivier for archerists
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger is the Director of a summer camp designed to help Squib children assimilate into the Muggle world. Her camp is not without detractors and when she begins receiving threatening messages, two Aurors come to assist, working undercover as camp counsellors.
Aurors Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy arrive, ready to ensure the safety of the campers. Draco is in denial about the depth of his friendship with Ron but doesn’t necessarily mind how Ron is gently pushing him closer to the curly-haired Camp Director, who is prone to a nipple slip.
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14 Aug 2025
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Life with the Malfoys is a lighthearted, slice-of-life companion collection set years after the events of the Second Wizarding War. These short stories explore the everyday chaos, humor, and deep love that shape the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger — now married, parenting two brilliant (and occasionally exasperating) children: Scorpius and Aurora Malfoy.
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Scorpius (clutching his chest):
“I—I trusted you! I thought I was the chosen one! The singular miracle! And now you’re just—what, mass-producing heirs?!”
Draco (dryly):
“You’re still very much our miracle. Just… one with a sibling now.”
Scorpius:
“A sibling?! What if they’re cooler than me?! What if they don’t like Shakespeare?! What if you let them name the cat?!”
Hermione (gently):
“You’ll be an amazing big brother.”
Scorpius:
“I’m eleven! I can barely remember to water my cactus!”
Draco:
“You enchanted your cactus to hiss at guests.”
Scorpius:
“Exactly! I’m not emotionally stable enough to be a mentor figure!”Series
- Part 1 of Life with the Malfoys
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12 Aug 2025
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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11 Aug 2025
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Granger,
Why does everyone think we’re dating?
–DracoI’m handling it.
–HermioneThat doesn’t answer my question.
Hermione starts a rumour, and Draco winds up with a pretend girlfriend. And when they break up, they can't help but get back together again, and again, and again.
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04 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy should be dead for his adolescent transgressions.
Hermione Granger should be fired for her recent rebellions.
Yet, as fate would have it—he lives, and she’s barely clinging to her job at the Ministry of Magic.
On one impossible condition.
They must reform one another through the Wizarding Rehabilitation Program.
This leads Draco to one conclusion: he’ll be getting a smooch from a Dementor in no time. And Hermione to another: she’ll be unemployed by week’s end; which, for Hermione, is a fate worse than death.
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03 Aug 2025
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Sequel to A Little More Alive, Far Less Lost
Soul-bound Draco and Hermione are living a semi-perfect life with their growing family. At least it was perfect until the one man with the power to ruin everything snakes his way back into existence. Over nine years after the end of the war, Lucius Malfoy is released from prison to a world that has changed without him. The only thing that has stayed the same is the love of his wife.
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- Part 2 of Far Less Lost Series
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- 67,091
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- 15/15
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31 Jul 2025
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Lucius Malfoy expected an evening of refinement, sophistication, and dignified conversation with his grandchildren. Instead, he is met with a horrifying revelation—his grandchildren are dating. And not just any dating… relationships that threaten the very foundation of Malfoy tradition.
As his aristocratic world crumbles before his eyes, chaos erupts. There are dramatic outbursts, exasperated sighs from Draco, barely concealed amusement from Narcissa, and an alarming amount of wine-drinking. With scandalous courtships and inevitable marriages on the horizon, Lucius faces his greatest challenge yet: surviving the Dating Years.
How will he navigate this disaster? Can he restore dignity to the Malfoy name? Or is he doomed to witness the fall of his legacy—one relationship at a time?
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- Part 2 of Bloodlines & Betrayal
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- 13/13
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29 Jul 2025
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Draco Malfoy was prepared for many things—an arranged marriage, pureblood politics—until the Malfoy tapestry revealed he had twins with Hermione Granger. Cue scandal, Lucius Malfoy’s dramatic meltdown, and Draco scrambling to survive pure-blood chaos, toddler mischief, and an unexpected shot at love. Featuring: overprotective Narcissa, smug Blaise, and a very done Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of Bloodlines & Betrayal
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- English
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- 21,530
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- 20/20
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29 Jul 2025
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Hermione and Draco's mutual friends really want them to have sex. At first, they fight it... until they don't.
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09 Jul 2025