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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    01 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Mike Wheeler has exactly 2 brain cells and both of them are dedicated to ‘logic,’ which is why he convinces Will Byers that they need to kiss ‘for science’ so Will doesn't fail at college. It’s a flawless plan with zero flaws until Mike breaks his arm, screams in a carnival, and realizes he’s actually just obsessed.

    Or: 5 times Mike said it was ‘just practice’ and 1 time he admitted he’s been pining since 1983.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “Just saying, if you’re taking another hit, you should share it with me,” Mike says, and Will slowly tilts his head, drinking in every word. “It just makes sense. Like, mathematically.”

    Will’s reddened eyes narrow, bewildered. “Mathematically?”

    “If there’s two hits left, we’d each only get one,” Mike explains. “But if we shotgunned, we’d both get two.” God, this is the best idea he’s had in ages. He should’ve stolen Will’s weed, like, months ago. “That’s like, bang for your buck. This is simple math, Will Byers. Keep up.”

    In which it’s well past midnight in New York, Will can’t sleep, and Mike feels like they barely know each other anymore.

    So, they get a little high. Mike is very normal about all of it.

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    06 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    Mike Wheeler does not like to be fucked in the ass.

     

    But he currently is. Metaphorically, spiritually, and, as far as his living situation is concerned, quite literally.

     

    He’s being fucked over by the rent prices in the East Village. He’s being fucked over by the pollen count currently turning his sinuses into a war zone. And most importantly, he is being fucked over by the man currently standing in his living room—a man who looks exactly like him.

     

    A man currently kissing Will’s knuckles.

     

    "Kill me," Mike whispers into the collar of his Mudhoney sweatshirt. It smells like three-day-old American Spirits and tragedy. "Just kill me now."

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    In a grimey 90s East Village apartment, Mike and Will are beating the "world's most repressed roommates" allegations until THE Paladin!Mike moves in and starts to treat Will like a sacred relic. Jonathan is being a total freak behind the lens, recording the whole disaster for a thesis project that’s basically just him being a professional voyeur/hater of his brother's love life.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Will loved ordinary things, an uneventful existence was something he craved. Sadly, when Mike Wheeler walks into his life, Will’s easy going path snaps right in half. A passion he could never imagine overtaking his whole being.

    It was too bad their friend groups hated each other and his sister had a huge crush on the musician. Off limits.

    Fantastic.

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    06 Feb 2026