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What happens when a Chaotic Evil boy becomes a Lawful Good girl?
When cheerleaders Brittany and Tiffany try to join their high school's D&D club, the DM calls them fake gamers trying to ruin the game with their liberal agenda. Club member Corbin Kelly quits that table to join a new one run by Brittany. After all, why wouldn't he prefer playing with hot chicks over sweaty dudes? When Brittany has Corbin actually write a backstory for the Chaotic Evil murderhobo rogue he always plays, he's a little taken aback, but he's willing to go along with it if it means getting to hang out with cheerleaders every week. Brittany turns out to be a way better DM than the last guy ever was—and when the group hits high level, she even decides to run the legendary Tomb of Horrors module for them. Corbin is psyched to experience gamer history—at least, until Brittany turns his beloved character into a girl! Now he's starting to wonder if his old DM might've been right... and why Tiffany keeps having her paladin flirt with his character now?!
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28 Mar 2026
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"There is a small—very small, mind you, because twenty years in the desert haven’t turned him into a krayt dragon—part of Obi-Wan Kenobi that thinks things would be a little bit easier if Beru Lars had burned with her husband. In his defense, she’s currently barrelling towards him with a blaster leveled between his eyes and murder in hers."
Or, the one where Aunt Beru was out running errands when the homestead burned, and everything changes, just a little bit.
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16 Jan 2026
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Everyone Needs Luck, But Not Us by krayters
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Jul 2024
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Obi-Wan woke up to the Force feeling immensely pleased with itself, which was never a good omen. If anyone was going to be randomly turned into a pre-teen overnight, naturally it would be him. For some reason, Obi-Wan realised he wasn’t even surprised anymore. He had a bad feeling about this.
Or: Your classic de-aged Obi-Wan fic but with a (Jedi Apprentice-fuelled) twist. A crappy crack/angst rollercoaster that somehow saves the galaxy.
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- 32/32
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20 Dec 2025
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a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come
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12 Dec 2025
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Luminous by SpellCleaver for LadyVader23
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Feb 2021
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It's several months after the confrontation on Bespin when Luke and Leia receive intelligence that Fett may have appeared on the backwater planet of Venaira—and may have brought Han with him. Naturally, they have to investigate.
But Venaira used to have a different branch of Force wielders to Jedi, known as the ladies of the forest, until something happened twenty years ago that left the place in darkness. Whatever happened, it seems contained to that forest; so long as they stay out of it, they should be fine.
Of course, when Darth Vader shows up hunting for Luke, they aren't left with many options...
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19 May 2025
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And isn't that a morose thought. Decades of blood, sweat, and war, and all she has to show for it (apart from a galaxy finally freed from the yoke of Sith oppression) is a bare handful of people who know her by her real name. Rex. Bo-Katan. Mon. Hera. Zeb. Sabine. And most problematically, Luke Skywalker, who won't leave her the fuck alone.
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04 May 2025
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Suspicious Minds by Domoda
Fandoms: Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Cal squeezed the metal hilt of the murder weapon. He was reaching a light-headed, almost giddy terror, and he had the bizarre urge to laugh. “Are you going to kill me?”
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Padawan Cal Kestis picks up General Skywalker's lightsaber and accidentally sees something he really, really wishes he hadn't.
Completed 2023-02-03, remastered with additional chapters for pacing reasons 2025-10-10 (new chapters marked with an asterisk*)
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12 Apr 2025
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Obito Uchiha will admit that he used to be a supervillain.
Thankfully, a time-traveling ghost cured him of that. He now has a new plan for world peace: kidnap Sakura Haruno, teach her the Mokuton, and start a hidden village of peace and love. A child utopia will definitely save them all. If not, mass brainwashing stays Plan B.
In which the best revenge is living well, and one-upping Kakashi Hatake.
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- 8/8
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31 Oct 2024
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Coltan Feathers, Mechanical Wings by zeldadestry for Catw00man
Fandoms: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
18 Dec 2009
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Cameron is curious about poetry.
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15 Oct 2024
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Humans have value. Just like pieces on the chessboard. But humans are not chess pieces. And John needs to teach Cameron this.
Spoilers for 'The Mousetrap'
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14 Oct 2024
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It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.
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01 Jun 2024
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Sakura is not an idiot. She was praised for her intelligence, reached Top Kunoichi at the Academy for her brains.
So it doesn't take her long after being placed on the powder keg that is Team Seven to realize she is going to die.
Kakashi, career shinobi since age-six, has no idea what the hell is going on with his little pink-haired student or why there is such fear in her eyes. So he gives her head-pats. That's what you do for scared puppies isn't it?
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05 Jul 2022
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Maybe the fate of Uchiha Itachi and the Uchiha Clan could have been changed if Itachi had just had one more family member he could trust -- someone as powerful, invested in Konoha, and devoted to the clan as him. Someone with a little extra knowledge up her sleeve.
Unfortunately for Itachi, the Uchiha's abysmal luck with siblings has given him... Kaeru.
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- 12/12
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24 May 2022
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“Buffy?”
He almost never used to call her Buffy. Did he? Always Slayer, or pet, or love. Or like, he’d use her name, but it always sounded odd, in his mouth. All tender, touchy. Like, like he was making eye contact with her, just by saying it.
"Spike."
She wonders if it feels the same, for him. His name, her tongue.
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(Or: Spike’s gone, and Buffy doesn’t care. No, really, she doesn’t. Cross her heart.)- Language:
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- 10/10
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10 Feb 2022
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When Faith decides to spend Christmas at the castle, she makes the mistake of helping Giles unload a box of magical artifacts. A harmless talisman turns out to be something quite different. Faith is cursed, or maybe she's not, depending how you look at it.
It's Christmas 2007, and Faith has six days to make a decision that'll change her life.
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10 Feb 2022
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09 Feb 2022
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Buffy's definitely hit a low point. Brought back from the dead into an empty, unfulfilling life, she barely feels like a Slayer anymore. A surprise reunion turns all of that on its head, and reminds her that she still has a job to do.
This fic starts in Season 6, episode 15: As You Were.
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07 Feb 2022
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In which Joan plays celestial FedEx girl once again.
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14 Sep 2021
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made weak by time and fate, but strong in will by Dialux
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Nov 2019
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In one world, James Potter is wandless when he faces Voldemort.
In another, he’s not.
[Apocalypse AU, where both Potters survive.]
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- 5/5
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11 Jul 2021
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When Spike returns from Africa, he has a soul and a heartbeat. Somehow, he and Buffy have to find a new kind of normal.
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- 62,634
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- 14/14
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12 May 2021