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Take one Radio Demon and one King of Hell, each on the verge of either ripping off each other's heads or clothes (they certainly can't tell which).
Add a very drunk Niffty,
a pair of magical handcuffs,
and a whole stack of in-universe RadioApple fanfiction,
and enjoy!- Language:
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13 Jan 2026
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas by Piratefishmama
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2026
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Sinsmas.
Hellborns did Sinsmas.
Sinners could play along if they wanted to but Christmas was a HARD no.
So SOMEONE. SOMEONE NEEDED TO TELL HIM. WHY THE HOTEL. HAD A DAMN NEAR CEILING TOUCHING EVERGREEN TREE IN THE LOBBY.
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- Part 1 of A Very RadioApple Christmas
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04 Jan 2026
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If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment
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- English
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- 27,750
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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22 Nov 2025
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Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
AKA
Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25
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- English
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- 49,592
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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12 Nov 2025
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Heavenly Choir (+ Encore) by Invye
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 Feb 2025
- Words:
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- 3
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- 319
Bookmarked by kanhotep
29 Oct 2025
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Temptation, I Can’t Escape You by MixkaRules18, PitFTW, TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Sep 2025
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- 1/1
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30 Sep 2025
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Alastor treats Lucifer to a little pampering after a hard day, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the pesky feelings that have been growing between them.
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- Part 2 of I'll Smooth My Edges For You Alone
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22 Sep 2025
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Home isn't always a place. Curses aren't always evil. And sometimes what we wish for the most isn't always meant to be.
On a small rocky island off the coast of New England, a young Alastor has made a terrible mistake. The boy he loves more than anyone else in life is leaving and with no trusted adult left to turn to, Alastor sets his sights on the ageless magic inhabiting the island he calls home.
But making a bargain to keep things as they were comes with a high cost and as Alastor grows in solitude within the halls of the Magne estate, his only hope is that one day Lucifer will find his way back to set him free.
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Bookmarked by kanhotep
21 Sep 2025
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Following their success in the battle against Heaven, the Hazbin Hotel draws the attention of all, making it the new place to be – including the Hellborn, who cannot resist a visit to the home of the Princess of Hell, now a symbol of Hell’s momentary superiority over Heaven.
But the star hotels of the other Rings aren’t used to competition from Pride, and in the months that follow, try to interfere with its success.
At her wit’s end, Charlie calls upon her father again, and he agrees to ensure the harassment of the Hazbin ceases, by giving the meddlesome rivals a taste of their own medicine.
What’s this, a chance to be spiteful and petty for a revenge tour across Hell? Alastor is all in.
OR: Get in, loser, we’re going Ring hopping.
Enjoy watching Alastor and Lucifer being forced to work together to avenge the Hazbin Hotel across every Ring in Hell.
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19 Sep 2025
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Alastor doesn’t say the words ‘I love you.’ Lucifer doesn’t want to be bothered by that, and he wasn’t at first, but he says it all the time, and yeah, maybe it’d be nice to hear it back once in a while.
It’s not until a trip to Rosie’s (complete with the requisite best friend shovel talk) that he learns to look closer and see all of the ways Alastor does declare his love, even if he doesn’t often speak the words out loud.- Language:
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17 Sep 2025
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fruc·ti·fy - make (something) fruitful or productive.
/ˈfrəktəˌfī/Putting on a face of superior arrogance that had always served him well in the past, Alastor folded his arms over his chest and looked down his nose at Lucifer, “Well then! I suppose I’d like to see what the King of Hell has to offer, though I don’t promise to be impressed.”
When Lucifer laughed this time, it sounded somewhat less warm and merry than it had before, a note of dark promise caressing his chesty tenor, “Oh, Bambi. You’ll be lucky to remember your name by the time we’re through.”
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14 Sep 2025
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Let's Make a Deal by InuVampireChan for tordo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Feb 2025
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It all started with a single sentence from the King of Hell himself; "Make a deal with me."
To protect Charlie, Lucifer knew he needed to stop acting like the King of Hell and actually be it. Though several thousand years out of the social network tends to make someone rather inept at even the most casual of conversations. If there is one thing the Radio Demon is good at, it's manipulating and reading people. Lucifer figured he could probably use that.
What's one deal? They're not betting souls here.
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- Part 1 of The Heavenly Order
- Language:
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- 275,001
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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Bookmarked by kanhotep
28 Aug 2025
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A Ragged Fashion Statement - That Fits Just Right by MothballMilkshake for PhoenixArising
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Jul 2025
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Every so often, Charlie got a new idea for a way to promote the hotel.
It had started with her insistence on them all participating in her Halloween photos, which wasn’t a holiday Lucifer had ever spent much time thinking about. Completely valid, in his opinion – what did he need to track harvest festivals for in Hell?
But Charlie had explained that humans had pretty much forgotten the roots of it – big surprise there – and mostly used it as an opportunity to dress up in a fun costume and have parties. The costumes could be scary, sexy, silly – there honestly didn’t seem to be any hard and fast rules. And Lucifer was really only here to support Charlie and make her happy (though the odd connection he’d made with her bellhop didn’t hurt) – so he’d gone along with her ideas.
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The holiday photoshoots were a fun idea, in Lucifer's opinion - but what happens when Charlie gets it into her head to participate in pride month?
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- Part 37 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
Bookmarked by kanhotep
22 Jul 2025
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Beautiful soft Radioapple with focus on the holiday costumes from the merch.
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Ruled by the Vibe I'm Bringing (Serving Myself) by commonoceanfish
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Aug 2024
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It's a well established fact that Lucifer and Alastor do not get along, that should they be left unsupervised for too long one or both will end up bloodied and maimed. So what is Alastor supposed to think when the King keeps seeking him out, that he's not planning to get rid of him? Obviously he needs to prove his importance to the hotel and gain his trust before that can happen.
Bookmarked by kanhotep
10 Jun 2025
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Sweet Radioapple fluff. Developing Relationship and Alastor is the last person to realize😂
Bit of Angst due to Alastor's unresolved feelings towards his Asexuality and parallels to Radiostatic. -
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When Sinsmas rolls around for the first time in the Hazbin Hotel, Alastor doesn't think much of it. He never has, really. For Sinners, it's an inconvenience at best and a chance for those in business to fleece the Hellborn at worst. However, when his partner begins acting strangely all day, the holiday may take on a new meaning for the Radio Demon.
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Hell had a tendency to make everything a bit… twisted. Soulmates were no different. On earth every baby was born with a Countdown written on their dominant arm showing how long the child was still away from meeting their soulmate.
In hell sinners did not have Countdowns until they DID and then it was a heads-up for the real mess to follow. Soulmates in hell had two different roles: the Prey was the weaker of the Soulmates and would get a name and a Countdown usually a few hours before their mate. Once the Countdown reached zero the Hunter got their mates name written on their arm and the Hunt began.
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"You know not every Claiming is the same.”
Alastor laughed hysterically. “Valentino and Velvette are Vox’ Soulmates and they claimed him directly in front of V-Tower with him screaming at them to stop!”
“Well those are two rather disgusting individuals!”
“Husker took Angel Dust in the middle of the hotel on top of bar in the lobby with Angel pleading with him to stop!”
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There is NO non-con in this story everything described is consensual, Alastor just doesn't quite understand what's happening!
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01 Jun 2025
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Lucifer succumbs to madness after his daughter perishes in battle. He saves the last remaining thread to his daughter and holds it tightly in his grasp. A short story featuring a toxic radioapple relationship.
Bookmarked by kanhotep
09 May 2025
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Heartbreaking beautiful Radioapple dystopia.
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Bookmarked by kanhotep
27 Mar 2025
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Absolutely stunning story with a lot of fun, slight crack, fluff and angst.
Powerful Lucifer, Angel/Alastor Friendship and well written Charlie. -
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On a manic-high and feeling a little over-eager, Lucifer announces Alastor is redundant and demands he leave the hotel. Charlie doesn't react quick enough to stop him.
This is bad for everyone.
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- Part 7 of The 48: Hazbin Hotel
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Misfortune came riding on the back of a storm, and it blew him straight towards the Isle of Hunters