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everyone knows; we saw for ourselves by bosbie for kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2024
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When news reaches Qing Jing Peak of Luo Binghe’s ascension as the undisputed sect leader of Huan Hua Palace, Ming Fan seethes and Ning Yingying mourns.
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12 Apr 2024
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Sweet Dreams Are Made of This by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2024
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It wasn’t gay for Shen Qingqiu to dream about being fucked by a man. Anyone—even the straightest of men, which Shen Qingqiu was—would have dreamt the same thing after seeing Binghe again after all those years of separation. It was only natural!
Binghe was taller now, with wider shoulders and a chiseled jaw and a deeper voice that had gone straight to Shen Qingqiu’s gut when he’d heard it. Was it so surprising that all this new sensory knowledge would combine with Shen Qingqiu’s extensive knowledge of BL tropes—courtesy of his sister’s novel collection—and cause his subconscious mind to produce a naked, horny Binghe? And what was more natural for a naked, horny Binghe to do than to start having sex with whatever person was closest?
In this case, the closest person had been Shen Qingqiu. Dreams were funny like that, sometimes.
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28 Feb 2024
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but if you’re the wife, and i’m the wife, then who’s flying the plane? by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2022
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Shen Qingqiu is a formerly-straight, now-gay man buying lingerie for a night of heterosexual sex with his husband. What’s so complicated about that?
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29 Jun 2023
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but until then, tragedy by tshirt for kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2023
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“Do you really think Shen Qingqiu would want you to live like this?” the traitor said.
“Don’t presume to speak of him to me. He is gone, and my will is my own.”
“Yeah, I just mean like. When he’s back.”
This is how Luo Binghe spends time until Peerless Cucumber is reborn, a very long time after he dies on Maigu Ridge.
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04 Apr 2023
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let me be at ease by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jun 2021
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“Why didn’t you tell me it was the dreams that were bothering you? We can work on that together.”
“They aren’t just dreams though, are they, Shizun?” No part of Luo Binghe’s words were a question. He barely recognized the sound of his own voice. “They’re memories.”
____Luo Binghe can’t stop thinking about all of the things he’s never gotten answers about. Why did Shen Qingqiu treat him so coldly when he was young? Why did he throw him into the abyss? Why does he look happier with everyone else? He doesn’t know what he’s done or not done to make Shen Qingqiu unhappy with him. His hurts manifest in his dreams.
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01 Dec 2022
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Into the Abyss by esama
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Apr 2023
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In which Shen Yuan pisses the System off and it sends him straight into the Endless Abyss.
Four years later, Shen Qingqiu does the same to Luo Binghe.
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05 Oct 2022
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The Fun Part by Ilthit for adspexi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2022
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Sha Hualing's wives aren't getting pregnant. What gives?
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29 Sep 2022
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The More You Don't Know by Neery
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2022
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Luo Binghe has it all: the respect of the cultivation world, the home he always wanted, and Shizun's love. There's just one problem: if Shizun ever finds out he's a demon, it's going to ruin everything.
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- Part 1 of They've Connected The Dots
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16 Sep 2022
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Rachel for Leah by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Aug 2022
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Emperor Luo Binghe understands almost immediately that his fifty-second wife's miraculous recovery from the brink of the death is not what it seems. It takes him longer to work out how lucky he's gotten.
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15 Aug 2022
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to find an intended (a bit unintentionally) by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2022
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It takes about five minutes after they first meet for Shen Yuan to start flirting with Luo Binghe. Aggressively, too, in a way that even some of Luo Binghe’s most frequent bed partners wouldn’t dare to. It’s shocking and infuriating and, unfortunately, Luo Binghe finds himself charmed.
Too bad Shen Yuan doesn’t actually know that his actions come off as demon-flirting in the first place.
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29 Jul 2022
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From the Heights by any_open_eye for Ennoshita
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2021
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"Are you here to watch me bathe? That's rude."
The dog huffs out a breath, sitting down in front of the bath. Shen Yuan can't resist reaching out to pat it on the head. It really is a handsome beast, once you get over the teeth and the rumbling growls. The strangely intelligent eyes.
"Where do you come from, anyway? I've never seen anything like you."
The dog licks his fingers.
(Shen Yuan finds an injured monster high on the mountain. He brings it home.)
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11 Apr 2022
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Peerless Melons vs the Patriarchy by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2022
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a stallion protagonist must be in want of a horse girl.
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- Part 2 of Gender Swap, Three Styles
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13 Mar 2022
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open my lungs to let you in by ghostybreads
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2022
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Shen Qingqiu had a secret. So, naturally, it was only a matter of time before he was hit by a truth serum wife plot.
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“How are you?”
“Horny. Kind of want Binghe to rail me, I guess. But it’s manageable.”
Liu Qingge’s hand on his forehead froze, and he was close enough that Shen Qingqiu could hear his breathing stop. He stared back expressionlessly, the mortification distantly crawling up the back of his neck. Honest One-Horned–
The frustrated scream that he usually vented in his head, came out straight from mouth.
“aaAAAAAHHHH GODDAMNIT AIRPLANE–”
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02 Mar 2022
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malicious compliance by snakeandladders
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
30 May 2019
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1) During one of Luo Binghe's feeding sessions, Shen Qingqiu makes a request, and Luo Binghe interprets it however he likes.
2) Luo Binghe has been interpreting Shen Qingqiu's words however he likes for a very, very long time.Bookmarked by kitschlet
19 Jan 2022
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Carpal Tunnel by Sath for straightforwardly
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2019
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After Luo Binghe is injured, Shen Qingqiu has to take care of him.
But to do so, he has to face his worst enemy: handjobs.
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02 Jan 2022
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You Rode On In With Nowhere Else To Go by muckkles for kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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"What are all these?"
Shen Yuan rounds on Shang Qinghua. "Seriously? You came up with them! They're the summoning talismans that were plastered all over the walls of that succubus cave in chapter 398. You actually had a really interesting set up that time around. That's why I chose to use this scene. Except with Mobei-Jun instead of that random girl who had no personality beyond squealing when Luo Binghe pinched her thighs."
"And the candles?"
"There were candles in the cave. I double checked."
"You know we could just make Luo Binghe and Mobei-Jun have sex normally. Like. There doesn’t have to be a sex plot making them do it."
Shen Yuan rolls his eyes.
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Cumplane are just trying to spice up their sex life when Shen Yuan's attention to detail results in them accidentally summoning a couple of demons. And not just any demons either. Luo Binghe and Mobei-Jun from Shang Qinghua's trashy porn novel are now standing over their bed. To Shen Yuan's surprise, Luo Binghe doesn't immediately kill them. In fact, instead of deadly, the demon emperor seems to be way too sticky! Isn't this a little OOC...
OR: The one where Binghe cucks Airplane :)
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31 Dec 2021
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the wondering is like the rain by TheDameJudiWench
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
10 May 2021
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"Qin Huaizhang's disciple, you look like you want to get fucked," Ye Baiyi says with the careful enunciation of someone who isn't joking. He doesn't draw his hand away. Instead, he allows it to grow heavier. Each of his fingertips can be felt distinctly. Five little questions.
Wen Kexing starts forward, the movement barely more than a flinch. Appearing to catch himself, he laughs threadily. "A-Xu wouldn't want to fuck an old monster."
"Lao Wen," Zhou Zishu cautions quietly, watching Wen Kexing go still — as if he took him by the throat.
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30 Dec 2021
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the act of just being here by Euphorion for ataratah
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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The weather on Qing Jing Peak was never just boring. It was either gloriously sunny, with a blazing blue sky and charming little birds twittering among the bamboo, or dramatically storming, rain pounding against the walls, the perfect backdrop for a furious confrontation or declaration of all-consuming love (read: lust). So when Shen Qingqiu woke up to a light, uninteresting drizzle falling from a dishwater sky, he knew instantly that something was wrong.
Binghe was plastered against his back, too big, too warm, his palm pressed to his chest over Shen Qingqiu’s heart as if needing, always, the confirmation that he was alive. Shen Qingqiu could feel his erection pressing against the curve of his lower back, knew that if he wanted to he could shift his hips, grind backwards, and Binghe would wake and be on him in moments, pulling the sleeping robes from his shoulders and latching his teeth into the column of Shen Qingqiu's throat, marking him, over and over, as his.
So that was all normal. There was something else, something more abstract, that was off.
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28 Dec 2021
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Shuanghua breaks, Xingchen's partners help him get through it.
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20 Dec 2021
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Taking Liberties by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2021
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AU where Shen Qingqiu never pushed Luo Binghe down into the Abyss, gaining one (1) intensely sticky smug white lotus who just keeps getting more cheeky every year.
As his yearly Punishment Protocol approaches, Shen Qingqiu decides he needs a distraction. Time to pop open a bottle of Fantasy Chinese Gray Goose with Shang-shidi! Nothing could go wrong with that!
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03 Dec 2021