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Liu-Shishu's Bad Day by tabulaxrasa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2021
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And then the only thing that could possibly make his day worse arrived through the inn door.
Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu.Liu Qingge has to third wheel a wife plot. He suffers. A lot.
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03 Dec 2021
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and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2022
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The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.
“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”
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12 Nov 2021
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Mountain Wine by Sath
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2019
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Shen Qingqiu felt like a chill wind was blowing down his robes. No matter how many plot holes he filled or improvements he made to the story, nothing could save him forever from the stallion novel’s shit foundation. He remembered this storyline.
It was when Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky reached peak laziness.
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04 Nov 2021
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By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
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31 Oct 2021
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rare as the glimmer by Euphorion
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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“Do you—” Quan Yizhen started, and then on the other side of the room Pei Ming started up his jackhammer, so he waited, bouncing on the balls of his feet, and then said all in a rush, “doyouknowHuaCheng?”
Xie Lian blinked. “You know—him?” she asked, in case 'San Lang' was some kind of private name, a secret code just for her. She liked the thought of that.
Quan Yizhen shook his head vigorously, his curls bouncing. “No!” he said. “But Yin-ge said you were with him at Home Depot and you left together!”
Xie Lian stared at him. One of the employees that had helped her a few weeks ago had been called Yin something, she was pretty sure, but that’s about as far as she could follow what was happening here. “Yizhen, if you don’t know Hua Cheng, why is this… notable?”
“He’s famous. Or like. The bad one. Infamous. I thought—” His eyes gleamed. “I thought maybe you fought him.”
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Retired (read: disgraced) famous boxer Xie Lian meets a helpful stranger while at Home Depot attempting to fix her collapsing roof.
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27 Oct 2021
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Audience Participation Not Required by benwisehart
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Oct 2021
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Shen Qingqiu may not know the true identity of Liu Su Mian Hua, but whoever she is, she's been filling his husband's head with all kinds of crazy ideas.
OR: Binghe reads a book. Shen Qingqiu definitely isn't into it.
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04 Oct 2021
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Notations by lightningwaltz for ivoryandhorn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jul 2020
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“I’m sure your qi is bad enough.”
Alright, fair enough.
“Aww, you care.”
“I suppose I do.” Jin Guangyao smiles the way he always does.
(Or; several times Jin Guangyao played some songs for Xue Yang. And a few other times when he didn't.)- Language:
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04 Sep 2021
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It had been so easy to imagine, because Wen Kexing has spent a lot of time steeped in his own fantasies: spending his days growing things with his own hands, assembling them into things that would nurture bodies instead of break them. Maybe A-Xiang and her stupid xiao-Cao would join them. Maybe he would be happy forever, here with A-Xu, their hair growing white together. It seemed so simple: all both of them had to do was stay.
Could one return to paradise, after doing such things? Was it really possible to stay?
Zhou Zishu seemed to think so. His hands were as bloody as Wen Kexing’s and yet here he was, in his soft rumpled clothes, his soft rumpled hair, lazing around before meals as if it was only his right that they be served to him. This land, where the flowers bloomed in all four seasons, had happily welcomed the cruel leader of Tian Chuang back into itself. This idiot didn’t even know where the key to all his money was, and yet he was still ready to hand it all over to Wen Kexing to do as he liked.
Wen Kexing watches Zhou Zishu fuss around, and thinks of saying, where I come from, they don’t really call me Philanthropist Wen, you know.
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26 Aug 2021
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wide salt sea by astronicht
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Oct 2019
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It is five AM in a universe where nothing much happens, but nothing much counts.
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24 Aug 2021
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I am the Wild by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2021
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All Binghes love all Shen Yuans.
Logistically speaking, there are very few things that Luo Binghe wants that he doesn’t get. He acknowledges that in a lot of ways, it feels a little bit like fate is trying to make up for dealing him a bad hand in his young adulthood by throwing increasingly beautiful women at him, generally in compromising positions, often with their clothes strategically torn.
It’s not that he’s ungrateful for whichever god is looking out for him. He does wish they’d started looking a touch earlier, perhaps, but he’s aware that he’s fortunate now.
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- Part 1 of the hand of the god-child
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11 Aug 2021
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Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2023
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(oh my god they were roommates)
"Thank you, valued user, for accepting the Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme. Your task: Ensure the protagonist's happiness."
Shen Yuan is convinced that his favouri... least favourite novel's main protagonist isn't really happy. He has babes, money and power, but does he have any friends?
Cue the system handily dropping Demon King Luo Binghe into his bedroom. Can Shen Yuan make him happy before the timer runs out?(90% light-hearted comedy, 10% existential horror and fear because this is the OG PIDW Binghe we're talking about)
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06 Aug 2021
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simmering heat by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2021
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Shen Qingqiu gets hit by a curse that is a little different than the hedonistic traps he and his husband normally fall victim to. In fact, it’s the opposite— in order to make it out of this curse alive, Shen Qingqiu must abstain from touching Luo Binghe.
This should be nothing more than a much-needed holiday for his old hips and waist, right?
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06 Aug 2021
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Scenario Pusher +Delux Delux+ "Cursed Sword Aphrodisiac"! by acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2019
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Luo Binghe mutters around Shen Qingqiu’s fingers, “Please… please-”
He’s definitely not going to ask to **** his **** again!!!
“Please-” Luo Binghe says, hand tightening on the back of Shen Qingqiu’s leg.
Shen Qingqiu can’t get away with making the protagonist of a stallion novel beg like this!! Please ask for anything else!!
Luo Binghe shudders, his eyelashes fluttering.
“Please step on me.”
W H A T .
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05 Jul 2021
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Git Gud by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2021
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Binghe grinds his sex skillset until he is authorised to re-enter more advanced quest areas on the game map.
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30 Jun 2021
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High Mountain, How I Long by Minimalistless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2019
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Shen Qingqiu, after enduring his trial, is placed into Luo Binghe’s custody at Huan Hua Palace.
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26 Jun 2021
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it's what you do with it by any_open_eye
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jun 2021
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Airplane sets aside the teapot. “All I’m trying to say is…there are ways to ensure that your sweet little disciple doesn’t always leave his shizun with a horrific limp the next day. I mean, I figured that you were into getting railed so hard you can’t walk, because that seems to be the exclusive way the two of you go about it—hey! Where are you going?”
(Alternate title: The Gang Learns About Non-Penetrative Sex)
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21 Jun 2021
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“A-Xu, you know, I’m really happy,” Wen Kexing says. When Zhou Zishu ignores him, he adds, “Why don’t you ask me why I’m happy?”
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12 May 2021
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One Step Forward, Three Steps Back by hollybennett123
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
02 May 2021
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“I want to make your Ying’er watch while I fuck you in front of him, then let him take his turn while you’re still wet inside,” says Wen Kexing. “He can have you while I instruct him and make sure he’s seeing to you properly. If he behaves himself and performs adequately, I might just let him come inside you too.” Zhou Zishu can only stare at him, heart pounding. He can’t breathe. “I’ll fuck you again, after that,” Wen Kexing adds, eyes glittering. “Just to remind you who you really belong to.”
Wonderstruck, Zhou Zishu draws a gentle hand down Wen Kexing’s throat, holding him in place. Wen Kexing does nothing more than exhale softly, lips parted, docile and desire-flushed in his grasp.
“You’re insane,” Zhou Zishu says, his voice rough-edged and breathless. It sounds dangerously close to praise.
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- Part 1 of Three Steps Verse
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09 May 2021
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Use Your Words by benwisehart
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2021
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When Shen Qingqiu is infected by succubus poison, he is forced to confront a few things.
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23 Apr 2021
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Xiao Xingchen is badly shaken by a dream. They haven't kept each other company long, but what kind of gratitude would Xue Yang be showing if he didn't help out?
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29 Mar 2021