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After your sophomore year, your soulmate's signature will be permanently written into a random place on your skin after you realize you've caught feelings for them, and it doesn't go away until you turn 30. As soon as Eric Cartman comes to school after being 'sick,' he suddenly claims Heidi Turner is his soulmate and they're dating again. Kyle Broflovski hasn’t gotten his soulmate’s name yet, so why does he care so much?
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When a tornado hits South Park, Kyle and Cartman try to escape it.
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Cartman’s playing on Kyle’s Playstation during a thunderstorm, and suddenly, the power goes out. It’s late, Kyle’s parents are sleeping, so the only person who can possibly comfort Kyle is Cartman.
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Kyle and Cartman are watching Terrance and Phillip, but suddenly Kyle shifts the conversation, but it didn’t get the original point across that he tried to achieve. But that’s okay either way, because they’re satisfied with the outcome.
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“Jersey didn’t treat you kindly, did it? Always knew that place sucks the life outta you.”
Kyle blinks, eyebrows furrowing in confusion as he removes his hands from his eyes. His vision focuses on the bartender in front of him.
Oh, Christ.
He’s changed a bit since high school, appearance-wise, but there’s no doubt that the man in front of him is Eric Cartman. He’s still sporting the same, round face, although now it’s coupled with a bit of stubble. His once wavy, brown hair is now trimmed short and pointed. A tattoo sleeve runs along his right arm, consisting of a snake, a cat, and several other random designs that Kyle can’t quite distinguish in the low lighting of the bar.
“...Cartman,” Kyle replies curtly. Of course he would run into someone he used to know. And of course it'd be someone like Cartman.
Sometimes, when you're at your lowest, it's the people whom you least expect that manage to bring you back up.
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01 Aug 2025
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fyodor is socially constipated, possibly a cryptid, may or may not have killed someone (it was an accident, shhh..)
dazai tho is loud, dramatic, sings bad songs, robbed a mcdonald’s and brags about it. they hate each other. now they’re stuck in the same room every morning, forced to run school announcements and not commit crimes (again).
It’s a slow burn. It’s stupid. There’s blood, bad flirting, and probably trauma.
do they fall in love? maybe. do they fix the announcements system? naahhh... 🙏PS: this was kind of an old story saved in my notes, hence why i post chpaters so fast . i js edit it a little and post it
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08 Jul 2025
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Dazai and Fyodor Should Never Have Been Put In The Same Room: A Case Study by thecursedsword
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Oct 2021
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A diary, accounting one Mersault prison guard's descent into madness having to watch the world's gayest criminal masterminds get up to humorous shenanigans. They do it all. They recite my immortal. They play dnd. They gaslight the guards. They talk in binary code. They catcall each other. They have "sleepovers". Was it all part of their plan, or are they just incredibly bored? No one knows.
Basically, 4000 words of fyozai trolling a very tired guard
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18 Apr 2025
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With no Clyde Frog around anymore, Kyle becomes the comforting thing Cartman reaches for when he can't sleep at night. Kyle has mixed feelings about this.
My submission for Day 3 of Kyman Week - Personal Space
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04 Oct 2024
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Kyle opens his locker one day to find a typed poem. A personalized, original poem. Strange. He brushes it off as a fluke, but he keeps getting more. Who’s leaving him these poems? They're … beautiful. Kyle, ever enamored, is determined to find out who his mystery poet is.
*All original poems, by me, I’m actually pretty proud of them! Oh I mean Kyle’s mystery poet wrote them ;)
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04 Oct 2024

