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Vox wants to end his life, so he does. Too bad someone finds him at the last minute.
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- Part 3 of Staticmoth Ficlets/oneshots
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Valentino drug overdosed. He's told it's a suicide attempt. Unfortunately, now he's in a claustrophobic psych ward with a creepy therapist, Mr. Whittman, who only makes him want to kill himself more. He's battling a mental war of drug addiction, withdrawal, suicide ideation, and other feelings, when he starts noticing some ... weird things about Mr. Whittman.
What the fuck is going on?
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My flowers are organic and grown in small batches. (watered with tears and fertilized with repressed emotions). by limabeaned
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Aug 2026
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Valentino starts finding red petals. Alastor's color, everywhere. It's obvious what's happening---Why won't Vox just tell him, though?
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- Part 5 of Staticmoth Ficlets/oneshots
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Ethan’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad job by limabeaned
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Jul 2026
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First things first—Ethan loves his job. He knows deep inside himself his only purpose is to work for Voxtek for the rest of his afterlife, and he’s glad that’s the case. Mr. Vox is the more generous soul-owner in pentagram city, especially compared to his…coworkers. Honestly, as long as he pays him, he doesn’t mind the verbal and sometimes physical abuse he’s put through.
So yes. He loves his job. He loves his job, and to some extension his boss. But that’s all platonic! It’s not weird. It’s engrained into his bones. It’s what fuels his every movement when the caffeine wears off.
…Although, he’s not sure whether the passion he feels is real or just forced and carved into his brain by Mr. Vox’s hypnosis. Satan knows he’s probably lost his ability to think for himself. Or maybe he’s just really pathetic. Either way, though, that passion definitely makes everything more bearable.
Specifically, the whole mess involving Mr. Vox and Mr. Valentino’s… ‘relationship’.
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They're all angst. WHY ARE THEY ALL ANGST?? why am I incapable of writing them happy????
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. Licking their Hotel-inflicted wounds, the Vees are forced to redeem their public image uptown. Their plan is simple: Charlie Morningstar believes in second chances. VoxTek needs good press, even if it means making amends with a royally old enemy.
OR: Vox isn't much of a team player after the incident. The Vees strive for perfection, even if it requires a drug-induced push. After all, it's what they know best.
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Bookmarked by limabeaned
09 Aug 2026
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If you’re spying on my bookmarks this is the fic you should read
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Vox dies. Surprisingly no one takes this well.
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Or, Vox dies and Alastor tries to drag his soul back from Purgatory.
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After his big plan to rule the heavens goes down in flames, Vox finds himself powerless and out of luck. With no influence left and nowhere else to go, he somehow ends up at the Hazbin Hotel — and to his absolute horror, he’s stuck working there as the new receptionist.
He hates the job, he hates the guests, and he really hates that deer-looking sinner who won’t stop smirking at him. Most of the others have already lost their patience with him, but Charlie still insists on believing there’s some good left in him.
Of course, just when things couldn’t get worse, new problems start showing up at the hotel... and it doesn’t matter how much Vox complains, he’s getting dragged into it anyway.
New chapters every week-ends
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It’s the 1980s.
The city glows in neon long after midnight, drenched in cigarette smoke, synth music, and the reflection of television screens flickering through apartment windows.
And somewhere above it all, Vox watches the city through a wall of glowing monitors. Vox built his empire from television.
By thirty-two, he owns one of the largest media networks in the country — late-night talk shows, news stations, advertisements, music programming, surveillance contracts. His name appears at the end of broadcasts in silver lettering while his face smiles calmly from magazine covers beside headlines calling him “the future of entertainment.”
From the outside, Valentino’s clubs look glamorous — glowing pink neon signs, velvet interiors, champagne towers, live dancers beneath mirrored ceilings. Celebrities, politicians, criminals, and socialites all pour through the same doors every night desperate to be seen inside his world.
That’s exactly how Valentino wants it. He thrives in attention like it keeps him alive.
And somewhere between television static and nightclub lights, they mistake obsession for love.
Bookmarked by limabeaned
09 Aug 2026
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Haha i love how valentino almost dies like half the time and still ends up getting what he wants :D
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All Vox has to do is tell Val to fuck off. He just wants this to be over quickly.
Bookmarked by limabeaned
07 Aug 2026
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i love it im going to steal it now PEAK VOX ANGST