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    He's a himbo bird man and Link is a moronsexual.

    Link signs on with the Lucky Clover Gazette to investigate a mysterious beast, but he discovers another beast along the way (hey hey), and Penn rides his new co-worker...hard.

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    07 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    There is a saying that people often fail to remember; that kindness should never be mistaken for weakness. And those who made the error of assuming so may end up in a tight spot when they least expect it upon poking the sleeping bears with a stick.

    See, one thing many people were unaware of was that Len was very protective of his friends, sister, and boyfriend, to the point he would push them out of the way of a moving train. So, the only time a student at Yamaha would witness the wrath of the blonde was if anyone were to fuck with those people.

    Needless to say, it came as a huge surprise to everyone in the vicinity when Len Kagamine finally snapped.

    (Or, Fukase gets jumped, Len loses his shit, and beats the asses of his boyfriend’s bullies)

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    01 Feb 2024

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    23-year-old Hatsune Miku has it all. A nice house, a cool boyfriend, and a decent job. There's just one problem: She is not in love with her boyfriend. She is actually in love with her friend Kagamine Rin, who is two years younger than her. What happens when they go out on a date?

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    26 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    Language changes over time. If Breath of the Wild had the Link of 10,000 years ago instead of the 100 year old one, things would be much more confusing. Forget the Master Sword; Link needs a language expert as he tries to save a land where no one understands his jokes.

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    19 Jan 2024

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    Revali tilts his head sharply, fixing Link with one sharp eye. “Oh, my, it talks? To what do I owe the honor?”

    “Someone t—old me to ask what th, this means,” Link goes on, and does his best impression of the whistling sounds Revali makes. He hasn’t got any other Rito to ask; he might as well risk his chances here.

    The instant he hears the sound coming from Link’s mouth, Revali’s attention moves back to the console again. The wind rushes by the latticework frame of Vah Medoh, filling the silence. “It wouldn’t translate,” he says after a too-long pause. There are no whistles now. “Not in a way you’d understand, anyway, O hero. You’re much too busy being that sword’s packmule.”

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    Alternative title: Young, Dumb, and Full of Toxic Shame.

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    10 Dec 2023