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The first time they have sex it’s in the back of Stede’s car.
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17 Apr 2022
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gorgeous hot and sour story of being strangled by marriage, a ghost in your own life
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It’s an attractive thought, that changing your life could be as easy as doing a hard thing.
Instead of moving to Schitt’s Creek, Patrick decides to hike fifteen hundred miles of the Pacific Crest Trail, through the wilderness, alone. He ends up meeting someone else with something to prove.
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Patrick Brewer would always remember the first words ever spoken to him by the man who he would eventually marry, because they were “What the fuck are you doing? Are you an idiot?”
The Firefighter-AU enemies-to-secret-husbands fic I didn't know I wanted to write. NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 2 of Strike Anywhere
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- English
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- 70,042
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 1,063
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- 1,764
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- 428
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- 50,418
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29 May 2021
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I love when someone takes a quite harebrained idea (Patrick and David as a firefighter and a city engineer - but why?) and then does a seriously amazing job of it.
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"How do we forgive ourselves for all the things we did not become?"
- Doc Luben
Ellie grows up and learns about second chances.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,115
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 40
- Kudos:
- 372
- Bookmarks:
- 64
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- 3,849
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02 May 2021
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It’s the weekend of Harper and Abby’s wedding, and this event has everything: ostentatious displays of New England wealth; bridal party brunches; themed cocktails; canapés; moonlit swims in the nude; exquisite torture; cold pizza; gas station popsicles; a copy of Machiavelli’s “The Prince”; a bruise on Sloane Caldwell’s shoulder that matches the dental records of one Riley Bennett.
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- English
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- 53,250
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 569
- Kudos:
- 1,963
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- 525
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- 44,634
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15 Apr 2021
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David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?
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- Part 1 of How, Patrick
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,736
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 369
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- 2,702
- Bookmarks:
- 529
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- 20,802
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10 Jan 2021
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"I could show you the ropes," David says. "I mean, not literal ropes, unless you wanted literal ropes, I do have some very nice—anyway. I could—we could do that. If you wanted."
- Language:
- English
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- 103,073
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 930
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- 1,619
- Bookmarks:
- 530
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- 47,755
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19 Nov 2020
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Shameless filth. More specifically: what happens when two thirsty bottoms don't communicate ahead of time.
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Getting Over Getting Older All the Time by Distractivate for WellSchitt
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Mar 2020
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“Well I’m going to run some errands,” David says, brushing a stray bit of fuzz off his navy blue sweater. “But we’re still on for birthday dinner?”
“Yeah,” Patrick nods. He’s pretty sure David knows the annual birthday surprise party stopped being a surprise after year two or three. David doesn’t even inflict fictional catastrophes on the café as a decoy anymore. But Patrick plays along anyway. In some ways their whole partnership is built on playing along.
OR David and Patrick have been business partners for a decade until, on Patrick's 40th Birthday, everything changes.
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- English
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- 68,939
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 1,520
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- 1,494
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- 471
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- 31,669
Bookmarked by lithic
01 Nov 2020
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You know that thing of when someone covers an already downtempo song and slows it down even more, and sometimes it sucks and sometimes it punches you in the guts? This is the latter, slowing down the slow burn to a decade-long heart-wrenching crawl. Bonus fave tropes: character reveal through book recs, getting along with your exes.
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The love story of a leprechaun and the guy who bought his magic rings.
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30 Oct 2020
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“Are you...Patrick?” It doesn’t make sense, but then again, nothing about Ray’s businesses makes much sense.
To be honest, there’s not a lot about David’s life that makes sense these days.
The kid giggles suddenly, like David has said something funny instead of being quite possibly the only rational human in the entire building. “I’m Jamie,” they say. “Patrick’s my dad.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 96,413
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 653
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- 1,864
- Bookmarks:
- 564
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- 37,995
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30 Oct 2020
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@emerald 🕶gave the prompt "David has dinner with Stevie the evening after Pregnancy Test. Stevie wants deets"
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- Part 1 of Jukebox Prompts
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29 Oct 2020
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“Um,” his voice cracks and he clears his throat and tries again, “Um, Patrick can’t come into work today?”
“Oh?” Alexis asks, keeping the question carefully nonchalant which really only makes things worse. If she’s sparing his feelings then shit surely must be hitting the fan.
“Yeah.”
“Did he say why?” Again, meticulously neutral.
“No.”
Or, the morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,022
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 782
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- 3,331
- Bookmarks:
- 1,085
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- 44,190
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28 Oct 2020
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He *told* David that a joint bachelor party two days before the wedding was a bad idea, but even he underestimated Ted and Ray’s affinity for karaoke. It rivals David’s.
David.
Why does the thought of him make his heart squeeze? And not in a good way?
“You’re not up yet?” a voice asks, and he freezes, body tensing with an old defensive mechanism he hasn’t had to employ in far too long. He slowly blinks his eyes open, but the light coming in through the window momentarily blinds him.
“Rachel?”
Or, Patrick wakes up five years in the past. He reacts accordingly.
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- Part 1 of don't it always seem to go
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,725
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 406
- Kudos:
- 1,689
- Bookmarks:
- 400
- Hits:
- 20,924
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27 Oct 2020
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David Rose needs a sixth person for ultimate (trivia) game play. Enter Patrick Brewer.
It's two smart idiots falling in love.
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- Part 1 of Love in the Time of Trivia
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,380
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 937
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- 1,212
- Bookmarks:
- 296
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- 26,369
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26 Oct 2020
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Patrick is wracked with guilt at how he spoke to Rachel last night. She didn’t deserve to have his frustration unleashed on her. He hears the door open and close and is ready to get up and apologize. But before he can do so, a man’s voice pierces through the air.
“I know you’re feeling like shit right now, but you need to take your medicine.”
Patrick’s eyes snap open and he sits up quickly, groaning again as the world swoops around him. He closes his eyes and cradles his head and the voice chuckles. Patrick feels the bed dip and a warm hand comes to cup behind his neck. Patrick slowly opens his eyes and looks up and sees a man with dark hair and even darker eyebrows smiling down at him.
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Patrick Brewer goes asleep engaged to Rachel and wakes up married to David Rose. He's given a taste of happiness he never knew he could have and does everything he can to chase after it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,054
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 946
- Kudos:
- 1,349
- Bookmarks:
- 310
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- 29,799
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21 Oct 2020
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David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”
Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,520
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 896
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- 5,851
- Bookmarks:
- 1,508
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- 73,406
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16 Oct 2020
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A Secret Power by Distractivate for yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Sep 2020
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After her talk with Patrick in Schitt's Creek, Rachel goes on her own journey in search of love, happiness, and identity. Along the way, she and Patrick share parts of their new lives with each other as they try to rebuild their friendship.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,453
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 121
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- 172
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- 40
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- 2,577
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16 Oct 2020
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Patrick shrugs with one shoulder. “I just―it’s a nice fantasy. I thought you might like to play with it.”
“And the fantasy is . . . ?” David lets his hands roam over Patrick’s sides and back, stroking slowly.
“Hot, repressed gay guy comes into the store,” Patrick says, beginning the scene.
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16 Oct 2020
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“You must be Patrick,” she murmurs, a slight roll to the ‘r’, and he tilts his head, a friendly but confused frown on his face.
“I am.” There’s something familiar about her. Something he can’t place. “I’m so sorry, have we met?”
“Not officially, no,” she says with a warm smile, bordering on emotional. “My name is Adelina.”