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A head shot drawing of Volition from Disco Elysium



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    YOU - [Look around.]

    INLAND EMPIRE [Legendary: Failure] - You are alone in a place that is empty.

    PERCEPTION (HEARING) [Impossible: Failure] - It is quiet here.

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    31 May 2026

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    “I think I would like to breed.”

    Robert is so focused on his work that it doesn’t even register that the words have just come out of the mouth of America’s heartthrob and the superhero known as Phenomaman until it occurs to him that the entire office has gone quiet. Robert processes what he's heard and turns around to join them in staring at Phenomaman, lacking any other option in the face of what he's just said.

    Mistaking their shock, Phenomaman looks around at the faces gazing at him in utter confusion and continues pleasantly, “Actually, I would like to be bred. Is that not a more accurate Earth phrase?”

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    14 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ily

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Five months after Martinaise, Harry is back in Jamrock with a hyperactive twelve-year-old (illegally) in his care and a partner who (justifiably) hates his guts. A dismembered foot turns up and Old South has an anarchist problem that the ICP wants gone.

    Then a new lieutenant joins the precinct, one that Harry feels oddly drawn to. He finds himself caught between raising a child, deciphering his new feelings and solving a case, all whilst not relapsing and proving Jean right about him being unable to get better.

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    01 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    guh cuno you're so painful to me

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Phenomaman is sad, and also his mutton chops are bothering him.

    Coupé is fairly certain she can only fix one of those problems with her skillset.

    CH 2 is smut! :)

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    27 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm about to start yelling and screaming with joy

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Oh, shit,” Invisigal says. “More Phenomamen?”

    “Or Phenomawomen.”

    “Hey, maybe this is your chance to get a rebound girlfriend, big guy.”

    “Yes, this is a momentous occasion,” Katon says, standing. “Now if you will excuse me, I am going to stress vomit.”

    Or: When a spaceship from his home planet needs to make an emergency landing, Phenomaman suddenly becomes much more interesting to the Z-Team.

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    29 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    put that alien in a blender