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In the struggle of Ranpo vs. paternity leave, Ranpo is losing — his patience, his mind, and even his identity.
But maybe what he’ll gain in return is worth the struggle.
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- Part 6 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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Ten and Nine by lolani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2026
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"Childbirth will take your life, stupid human," Mobei Gua says around her fireweed pipe. "Even the queen who bore the most children in clan history died after nine."
"Then I will bear him ten and nine," Shang Qinghua replies.
Ten and nine. He's an immortal cultivator. He can do that. It's not like he has to have them all back-to-back.
The Moshang sequel to Travail.
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- Part 2 of Travail
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So this was how Ranpo was going to die: naked in a hotel room beneath the only man whose intellect could ever contend with his own, still a fucking virgin, and being monologued to oblivion as he fought for breath.
A reimagining of Ranpo and Poe's first meeting for BSD Dead Dove Week 2026 - Day 7.
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The final boss on Ranpo’s journey to fatherhood isn’t the criminal that’s after him. It’s confronting his own adequacy as a parent.
Getting targeted by a killer who’s stolen Poe’s identity definitely doesn’t help, though.
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- Part 4 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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The thing about grief is that the hole in your heart never really gets smaller. But if you let your heart get big enough, it might eventually seem that way.
Mushitarou’s interlude in Panorama.
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- Part 5 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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Sometimes a family is a detective freak, a writer freak, a raccoon, and a little pastry shaped like— wait, no, actually it’s a baby.
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Travail by lolani
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2026
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They’re a weird family, but they’re a family.
One-shots about three alleged adults who have decided to do this procreation thing together.
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