16 Works by lolani
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In the struggle of Ranpo vs. paternity leave, Ranpo is losing — his patience, his mind, and even his identity.
But maybe what he’ll gain in return is worth the struggle.
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- Part 6 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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Ten and Nine by lolani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2026
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"Childbirth will take your life, stupid human," Mobei Gua says around her fireweed pipe. "Even the queen who bore the most children in clan history died after nine."
"Then I will bear him ten and nine," Shang Qinghua replies.
Ten and nine. He's an immortal cultivator. He can do that. It's not like he has to have them all back-to-back.
The Moshang sequel to Travail.
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- Part 2 of Travail
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So this was how Ranpo was going to die: naked in a hotel room beneath the only man whose intellect could ever contend with his own, still a fucking virgin, and being monologued to oblivion as he fought for breath.
A reimagining of Ranpo and Poe's first meeting for BSD Dead Dove Week 2026 - Day 7.
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The final boss on Ranpo’s journey to fatherhood isn’t the criminal that’s after him. It’s confronting his own adequacy as a parent.
Getting targeted by a killer who’s stolen Poe’s identity definitely doesn’t help, though.
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- Part 4 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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The thing about grief is that the hole in your heart never really gets smaller. But if you let your heart get big enough, it might eventually seem that way.
Mushitarou’s interlude in Panorama.
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- Part 5 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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Turns out when you want the guy who baby trapped you to give you a ring, you have to be very specific about what that means.
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- Part 3 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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He took the test into the bathroom, but he didn't have to wait the full three minutes once he finished pissing on it. Two blue lines were already blazing in the indicator window before he was done washing his hands.
"Oh, you're hella pregnant," Yosano said when he took the test to her desk to inspect.
Ranpo squinted at her. "Is that different from regular pregnant?"
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- Part 2 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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Ranpo's partner has an unexpected kink.
Is it really baby trapping if you're into it?
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- Part 1 of Baking Taiyaki for Fun and Profit
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It's going to take the world's greatest detective to fix the world's most broken relationship, isn't it?
At least Ranpo gets to
eat the wedding cakemarry the man of his dreams while he does it.Or: Dazai’s mission is to facilitate a wedding. Chuuya’s mission is to sabotage it. Ranpo’s mission is to make sure neither of them fuck it up.
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Travail by lolani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 May 2024
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In which Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu learn about the mating habits of demon-human couples from the expert himself.
Who also happens to be Shen Qingqiu’s father-in-law.
Or: The one where Airplane and Cucumber get a crash course in reproductive autonomy.
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- Part 1 of Travail
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“Why in the world did you subject yourself to this, Iruka?”
“I don’t know. I think I blacked out,” Iruka said. “I was just minding my own business, feeding my child, and the next thing I knew, I was doing humanitarian politics.”
Tenzo gave a sympathetic nod. “It happens.”
Kakashi was regarding him with the same hunger and awe normally reserved for a rare volume of literary smut still in the shrink wrap. “I’ve never been more turned on by foreign policy.”
“I didn’t even get to eat my fucking lunch,” Iruka whined.
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- Part 5 of Okagesama De
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It turns out Iruka and Yamato have more than just Naruto in common. They've also both been rejected by Kakashi. There could be worse ways to start a relationship. But it might also force them to confront uncomfortable truths about the paths they are on in the aftermath of a war, and whether those paths can converge.
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Tenzo had to cope with being a new alpha, a new parent, a new mate, and a new husband — and he had to keep it all a secret. Thankfully he had learned to compartmentalize by age six.
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- Part 4 of Okagesama De
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Great. One mate in rut. The other one in labour. Just another day for the Rokudaime Hokage.
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- Part 3 of Okagesama De
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Iruka was, down to his soul, an educator. He taught children who could in the future become hunters or hunted. He instilled the Will of Fire in students who would one day fight and possibly die in service to their village and their country. He valued transparency. Maybe there were lies he had to tell and to accept to sustain peace and order in the village — he understood that as the Hokage’s mate and as someone who’d once had to keep the secret of the jinchuriki from Naruto — but he couldn’t lie to his own children about their paternity.
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- Part 2 of Okagesama De
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The best lies are the ones rooted in truth, or so they say.
This lie, that Tenzo was merely a bodyguard for the Hogake’s mate, was once the truth – to the rest of the village, at least. He should have known that the assignment had always been Kakashi’s way of keeping the two people he cared for the most close to him. Protecting them in the best way he knew how, even if they were quite capable of protecting themselves.
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- Part 1 of Okagesama De