Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms
- Homestuck (20)
- The Office (US) (7)
- Hannibal (TV) (7)
- Music RPF (7)
- Real Person Fiction (7)
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This is Your Dick on Drugs by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Apr 2026
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“I’m not drunk.” Miles glares at Deadpool from behind his mask. “I’ve been hit by a neurotoxin.”
“Alcohol is a neurotoxin. Sweetie.”
Series
- Part 2 of Thank You for Not Dickeating
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,036
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 24
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I Can Do Bad All by Myself by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
27 Mar 2025
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Miles Morales thinks he knows how to be a bad guy. Deadpool knows better.
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- Part 1 of Thank You for Not Dickeating
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This is Not a Coffeeshop AU by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Aug 2024
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Louis is a niche erotica author who spends every Tuesday night writing in a particular coffee shop. Lestat is is the ditzy college barista from France who just wants to fuck him.
Or, Lestat and Louis meet in a coffee shop, but it's not like you're thinking.
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This is the Future Liberals Want by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
06 Aug 2024
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What really happened in the van scene when the camera tilted down?
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The tale of why Jake and Dirk got kicked off the reality TV series Naked and Afraid. (Apparently being hunted for sport and fucked in the forest doesn’t make for good daytime television.)
Recent series
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Thank You for Not Dickeating by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
17 Apr 2026
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What if Miles from Earth-42 got spider powers?
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- 5,163
- Works:
- 2
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Full House: The Full Homo Extended Director's Cut Edition by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandom Full House (US)
29 Jun 2021
Summary
Have you ever watched Full House and caught yourself thinking, "Gosh darn it! I sure wish it was legal to be gay in the 90s"? Well, now you don't have to! You can read this series instead.
- Words:
- 6,161
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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If you are going to dine with the devil, you must carry a long spoon.
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- 2,522
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- 2
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- 11
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Trash I write when the estrogen dips.
- Words:
- 9,722
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Meet the Strider-Lalondes by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandom Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
20 Dec 2016
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Dysfunctional family is an understatement.
- Words:
- 9,802
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Apr 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
Bookmarked by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
18 Apr 2026
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My Love is Easy by atimefeeler
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool and Wolverine - Fandom
30 Nov 2025
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Logan panted, “You’re an alpha.”
“Sorry, didn’t quite catch that; I was chewing.” He wasn’t. “Are you talking about a podcast or a documentary? And also… why?”
“You don’t know? You can’t tell?” Logan demanded, his hysteria thinly veiled.
“Know what? About alpha dude-bros?” Wade asked, voice rising with his own poorly concealed panic. “You know, usually, I can tell when someone gives off those vibes, but I’m kinda getting mixed signals here. Are you calling me an alpha-male?”
“Yes?” Logan said, almost desperately.
“Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay. So, why don’t you tell me what you think that means? I’ve read way too much fan fiction to react accordingly to that.”
...Or, When Logan discovers that secondary genders don’t exist in Wade’s universe, he can finally relax after centuries of omega hate. Things get complicated when Wade starts displaying signs of an alpha and Logan secrets risk getting exposed.
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- Part 1 of Easy Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 219,398
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Comments:
- 784
- Kudos:
- 1,484
- Bookmarks:
- 245
- Hits:
- 42,411
Bookmarked by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
24 Jun 2025
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"Enjoy your meal, Daniel?" Louis asks.
He looks over at them again. They are staring him down while Armand silently kisses at Louis’ chest with an alert gaze, as if Daniel had caught a moment he was not meant to see.
“No. Hard to while you're devouring yours in front of me."
“Oh, but I thought dinner and a show would be right up your alley?” he asks snidely.
“Fuck you, Louis.”Entertaining themselves in front of Daniel, Louis and Armand decide to tag team him.
Bookmarked by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
10 Sep 2024
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If they were to try it would have to be different, he decided, completely different from what they had before. It had been passionate at times, thrilling. In turns realer than anything Louis had ever done and then a complete lie. This would have to be…something else.
Bookmarked by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
10 Sep 2024
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you put it on me (ceiling to floor) by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
31 Jul 2024
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“You’re like a fucking Hoover Deluxe. Soldier Boy reference, you wouldn’t get it, god it’s such a good show. And you’d be right up his alley, old man,” Deadpool slurred behind him, laughing maniacally, “oww, ease up, champ, you’re gonna suck the foreskin clean off my dick.”
He tried to pull out. Logan’s claws came out, “don’t you fucking dare–”
“Relax,” Wade husked against his sweaty cheek, adjusting his slipping grip around Logan’s waist, “I don’t have a refractory period and I got nowhere else to be. Daddy’ll dick you down all night long, babygirl.”
“Don’t fucking call me that, you demented fuckwad.”
Movie spoilers.
Bookmarked by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
14 Aug 2024