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funny how you just break down (waiting on some sign) by WhenasInSilks for EyesofNeptune8004
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2022
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Luo Binghe’s hand is half-raised, and Shen Qingqiu is going to die and this is the hand that will—
“[Notice: In appreciation of your continued use of our services, System 2.0 is offering {Valued Customer} a complimentary Bonus Plotline! Do you accept?]”
aka, What if Luo Binghe could read Shen Qingqiu’s mind during the Jinlan City arc?
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01 Apr 2024
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come home to my heart by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2020
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“Listen. Lan Zhan," Wei Ying says. "I know this whole thing, with — with the soul-switch, it’s upsetting. And believe me, I know my body is the last one on earth you’d want to be inside of.”
Lan Wangji chokes, then passes it off as a cough.
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On a night hunt, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get cursed and stuck in each other's bodies. As you would expect, shenanigans ensue.
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- 5/5
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30 Mar 2024
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the act of just being here by Euphorion for ataratah
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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The weather on Qing Jing Peak was never just boring. It was either gloriously sunny, with a blazing blue sky and charming little birds twittering among the bamboo, or dramatically storming, rain pounding against the walls, the perfect backdrop for a furious confrontation or declaration of all-consuming love (read: lust). So when Shen Qingqiu woke up to a light, uninteresting drizzle falling from a dishwater sky, he knew instantly that something was wrong.
Binghe was plastered against his back, too big, too warm, his palm pressed to his chest over Shen Qingqiu’s heart as if needing, always, the confirmation that he was alive. Shen Qingqiu could feel his erection pressing against the curve of his lower back, knew that if he wanted to he could shift his hips, grind backwards, and Binghe would wake and be on him in moments, pulling the sleeping robes from his shoulders and latching his teeth into the column of Shen Qingqiu's throat, marking him, over and over, as his.
So that was all normal. There was something else, something more abstract, that was off.
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29 Mar 2024
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hometown comforts by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2022
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After many years of peaceful marriage, Luo Binghe gives in to the urge to ask his husband about the things he's seen in their shared dreams. Shen Qingqiu - known expert in denial, compartmentalization, and avoidance - panics a bit about having put off this transmigration reveal for so long.
Luo Binghe's concerns are much more practical.
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27 Mar 2024
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grief, hope, and other forms of sickness by nyoomerr for Sulimo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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After the Immortal Alliance Conference, Shen Qingqiu qi deviates. The deviation itself isn’t bad, but it allows Without-A-Cure to spread far further than it did originally, disabling Shen Qingqiu by a non-insignificant amount.
So when Huan Hua calls for Shen Qingqiu’s imprisonment in Jinlan City, Without-A-Cure makes it very clear that Shen Qingqiu can not be held in the Water Prison away from the medical attention he needs these days.
Instead, Shen Qingqiu is allowed to return to Qing Jing, provided he takes Luo Binghe back with him.
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26 Mar 2024
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Keeping Secrets a.k.a HOT CULTIVATOR IMBIBES TRUTH POLLEN AND DIES (of mortification) (not clickbait) by cinnamonsnaps for Neery
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2022
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"I bet you would beg," Shen Qingqiu said with a snort, letting his eye slide shut.
The following silence was somehow remarkably loud. He cracked his eye open again. Luo Binghe was staring at him, face flushed red, hands frozen on Shen Qingqiu's ankle.
"... shizun?"-
Shen Qingqiu gets forced to tell the truth about a lot of things, unfortunately.
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25 Mar 2024
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Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2023
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(oh my god they were roommates)
"Thank you, valued user, for accepting the Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme. Your task: Ensure the protagonist's happiness."
Shen Yuan is convinced that his favouri... least favourite novel's main protagonist isn't really happy. He has babes, money and power, but does he have any friends?
Cue the system handily dropping Demon King Luo Binghe into his bedroom. Can Shen Yuan make him happy before the timer runs out?(90% light-hearted comedy, 10% existential horror and fear because this is the OG PIDW Binghe we're talking about)
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- 30/30
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25 Mar 2024
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The Many Trials and Tribulations of Ming Fan by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2021
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Ming Fan just wants to get through ONE supervised night hunt without this happening.
Or: the one where Shen Qingqiu continues to be attractive to people who aren’t Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge. It's a problem.
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“Da-shixiong.” Ning-shimei’s groan was barely audible to anyone who didn’t have a cultivator’s enhanced senses. To him and the rest of their assembled siblings, though, it rang out like a bell. The only one who didn’t notice was Shizun. He was up ahead and deep in conversation with the Lord who’d summoned them to investigate a series of local disappearances.
“I saw,” Ming Fan sighed. “Eyes front. Everyone knows their roles.”
Frankly, he’d been braced for this moment since he’d asked around about the family hosting them for the duration of this investigation. He’d discovered that they had two marriage-aged daughters in the household, neither of whom were engaged.
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24 Mar 2024
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you are who you love by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2021
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Shen Qingqiu gets hit by an amnesia wife plot that selectively erases Luo Binghe from his memories. Luckily, the cure is simple: Luo Binghe just has to make him fall in love all over again.
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23 Mar 2024
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Dancing in the Panic Room by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2024
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Later, Shen Qingqiu would not be able to say that maybe it was the wine that led to disaster. No, it was definitely the wine that led him to disaster, but usually people at least pretended like they didn’t know exactly why and how they fucked up. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t even do that, that was how obviously the wine was a bad idea.
Or: That one where Binghe finds out there’s a reason Shizun doesn’t drink.
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22 Mar 2024
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Achievement Unlocked by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2021
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One day, after five years of reasonably peaceful marriage with only a few kidnappings and sex pollen incidents, Shen Yuan is sent back to his old body without warning. Luo Binghe makes a deal with an alien entity calling itself the System to perform a mission in exchange for the ability to bring his husband home.
The mission is simple; [Uncover secret transmigrator plotline and flesh out the character wiki!]
At least it will be once he figures out what the words ‘transmigrator’ and ‘wiki’ mean.
Or: That one where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don’t realize they’re in a domestic fluff bonus chapter.
Written for the 2021 MXTX Big Bang with art created by Ataratah
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22 Mar 2024
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Dew Over by ataratah
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2020
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Shen Qingqiu does a slightly better job of resolving things with Luo Binghe before self destructing, so when he's reborn into the Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed body, the System gives him the chance to unlock a new save file as Peerless Cucumber: Mysterious Rogue Cultivator.
He still can't escape the protagonist's orbit, or his fate as a fixer of plotholes, of course, but Shen Yuan won't let go of his fresh start so easily.
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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22 Mar 2024
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Scum Villain's Death Progress Bar by exocara
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 May 2019
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Shen Qingqiu woke up one day with a strange thing called a "system" and the knowledge that if this "Death Progress Bar" was filled to a 100%, he would die. Normally he wouldn't care, but apparently it wasn't just him that would die, but Yue Qingyuan as well.
And so begins Shen Qingqiu's journey to grudgingly save his own life.
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- Part 1 of I really like system fics
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- 14,447
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- 3/3
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21 Mar 2024
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A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler Walk Into the Bamboo House by VeryCharismaticDragon
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2023
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Over a year after Shen Qingqiu's death, Luo Binghe consults his servant's servant, concurrently his disgraced martial uncle, for a way to bring the love of his life back. Shang Qinghua sends him in the direction of a certain time-traveling artifact, which supposedly brings one to the day they first met their soulmate.
Odd, though, that the artifact ends up missing the destination by just a few years…A story in which post-Abyss Luo Binghe relives his disciple days, while juggling his secrets, traumas, and some unexpected revelations about the man he loves on top of that.
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- Part 1 of A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler
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Shen Yuan of No Relation by Gemi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2025
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There is a boy digging a hole.
There should be nothing special about him. He is one of many children digging holes, each and every one eager to get a spot on Cang Qiong Mountain. At a distance, there was black hair and shabby clothes.
Yue Qingyuan could not look away from him.
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In a world where they are the same age, Shen Yuan is going to try his very best to become the best friend of his favorite protagonist and prevent the blackening of Luo Binghe! Only, there is a problem.
Shen Yuan looks way too much like the scum villain himself, Shen Qingqiu.
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And I'm Running Out of Good Options by matchagreenteaa
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
09 Feb 2025
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We make our decisions based on what we know best at the time, Link rationalized. That boy did what he thought was right at the time, that boy did the best he could.
"You did well, Link, and you're still doing well."
He wasn't sure if he would believe that this time, or even next time or the time after that. But if she kept talking to him in that voice, with the weighted look of love in her eyes, perhaps he could learn to.
After experiencing a childhood of neglect and abuse, Link finds some refuge in the Hyrule Knight Academy. Surrounded by a new set of nihilistic peers and a handful of professors that expect too much of him, he struggles to keep handle of the broken, malformed pieces of himself. In the meantime, Hyrule is frantically preparing for the impending Calamity. A fateful day in the forest thrusts him into the inescapable role of the Hero, a role he'd do anything to abandon. As Ganon's grip on Hyrule tightens, Link is forced to mourn a childhood that he's still living.
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13 Mar 2024
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Fucking Fight Me by starkraving
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
28 Apr 2020
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In which Zelda is the warrior daughter of queens and refuses a body guard unless they can defeat her in single combat. Link didn’t come all this way with a magical sword strapped to his ass just to be turned away at the gate. AKA: Link and Zelda throw down.
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10 Mar 2024
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Interim by starkraving
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
25 Dec 2021
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She has no throne. Girls without thrones should not have knights, but hers won’t go. Princess Zelda – the girl who killed Calamity – would love to fade into legend, but Link’s bought a house, he’s fighting off monsters, and he’s selling giant horses to strangely familiar Gerudo men. She'll never have any peace now.
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- Part 1 of Interim Stories
- Language:
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- 96,568
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- 13/13
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10 Mar 2024
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Reflected in Shadow by ibex_ascendant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jul 2023
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Bing-ge vs Bing-mei divergent AU. Bing-mei did not manage to take Xin Mo from Bing-ge, and therefore couldn't return to Qing Jing Peak in time to prevent Bing-ge from abducting Shen Qingqiu back to the unaltered timeline of Proud Immortal Demon’s Way.
While Shen Qingqiu awaits a rescue that may never come, he’s confronted with a world that is both like and very much unlike the novel he read as Shen Yuan, and must devise a way to keep himself from being horrifically tortured.
It seems that honesty may very well be the best policy.
Though...he hadn’t counted on being quite this honest.
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- Part 1 of Reflected in Shadow
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- 85/?
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07 Mar 2024
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“I couldn't do it.” Satoru says, “I can’t do it.”
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25 Feb 2024