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    Ilya’s been muzzled his whole life.  

    He’s been told to sit, to stay, to stand and smile. When to be quiet, and when to speak. He’s been dressed up and paraded around with a high collar tight around his throat. He’s been kicked in the ribs and patted on the head by the same cruel master. Total obedience expected, and enforced by discipline when adoration failed. He was torn from his mother too early, stunted forever, given over to strangers when his limbs were still gangly and he still whimpered in his sleep. 

    Shane is the first person who’s ever loved him like a human, and not like a beast.  

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    27 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @shanehollander 8:56 a.m. [Paris]
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    I have been asked many times what it’s like being married to Ilya Rozanov. I’ll give you all a snippet of the texts he sends me.

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    Shane's flight from Paris is delayed, and he's hungry, tired, and missing his husband. He decides to give the world an idea of what it's like to be married to the #1 chaos gremlin of the league through Ilya's no-context texts.

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    26 May 2026

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    Being smarter or more perceptive than an average hockey player doesn't stop the panic that sets in within goalies' hearts on the news of Hollanov.

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    26 May 2026

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    Robin Goodfellow (n.)
    Definition: a mischievous sprite in English folklore.
    AKA: Puck from Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

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    Shane shows off how mischievous he could be.

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    26 May 2026

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    “Where are you going?”

    “To the arena, Hollander. We are playing a game in three hours.”

    “That’s tomorrow, Rozanov,” Hollander says, smirking like Ilya might be fucking with him and he wants to make sure he’s in on the joke. He looks behind and around him. “Um, can I come inside?”

    “Hollander, we have game today. You were here yesterday.”

    Hollander is striding toward his kitchen, looking over his shoulder at Ilya like he’s getting tired of the joke. “Very funny. I was in Montreal yesterday, Rozanov.”

    “Hollander.” Ilya goes to stand in front of him. Hollander’s eyes flicker up and down his body the way that Ilya usually craves, but is rather unwelcome right now. “Today is Thursday. Game is today. Yesterday, you came to my house. We ate tuna melts, watched Buffalo game. Then, you left.”

    “Rozanov, it’s Wednesday morning. And I’ve never been to your house before.”

    “Hollander…”

    “Look at your phone if you don’t believe me.”

    Ilya snorts like a bull and pulls his phone out of his pocket, swipes down on the screen to look at the date.

    Wednesday, November 9th.


    Or: Ilya Rozanov in Groundhog Day!

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    26 May 2026

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    Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

    Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

    As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

    (Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

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    25 May 2026

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    For a moment, Rozanov is not stuck in Boston.

    He's right there, dick in hand, wrist twisting on the upstroke. Saying, "Not enough, more," until Shane can fuck both fingers in with ease and tease a third.

    Saying, "Stop."

    Saying, "Spread yourself open for me, Hollander, let me see you."

    "Fuck," Shane breathes out.

    When Hayden invites Shane over for dinner on their unexpected night off due to two feet of snow, Shane declines. Instead, he goes to his Montreal apartment, alone, disappointed and desperate.

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    25 May 2026

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    Shane will tell you smoking is bad for your general health, your lungs, and is a disgusting habit. Only Ilya could make him change his mind. And maybe make him jealous while he's at it. Because he's annoying like that sometimes.

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    25 May 2026

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    Shane is a student librarian, and Ilya is the obnoxious star athlete who annoys him at his job.

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    25 May 2026

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    When Hayden misinterprets Shane having a panic attack on the phone, he decides that nothing could help Shane calm down cheer up like a surprise visit from his best friend and four very adorable, very loud children.

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    Hayden thinks Shane is having a panic attack during their phone call while Ilya is blowing him, and proceeds to drag his children to the cottage to surprise Shane, only to find Ilya Rozanov is already there. Hayden finds out about them, and has to reconcile his hate for Ilya with his affinity for his best friend.

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    17 May 2026

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    Shane wears Ilya’s jersey....and Ilya? Ilya short-circuits so hard he nearly forgets how to stand.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Yeah, what the hell?” Comeau echoes. “Since when do you go around defending Rozanov?”
    “I – I’m not,” Hayden says, starting to carefully fold his clothes so he doesn’t have to look anyone in the eye. Maybe Shane is onto something, always folding his things instead of throwing them into his bag. Gives you a moment to concentrate on something manual, to think before having to respond to questions and comments.
    “You literally were defending him right now,” J. J. points out.

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    Four times Hayden defends Ilya Rozanov to other people, and one time he defends Ilya from himself.

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    13 May 2026

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    13 May 2026

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    14th Feb, 2017.

    The card is plain white with just four words

    “Roses – your new favourite.”

     

    The first bouquet had arrived on 14th February 2011. It was stunning. Shane had stared at the lilies in complete bewilderment, convinced there had been some mistake, that they couldn’t possibly be meant for him. Who would even send him flowers? Flowers like this didn’t just show up for Shane. Maybe they were from a fan, he’d thought; they looked far too expensive, far too elegant.
    Then he saw the card. No name. Just three words.

    “Your favourite Lilies.”

     

    Shane stares at the roses like they’ve personally betrayed him. His phone is already in his hand before he realizes it.


    Jane: Lilies are still my favourite.

    (He deletes it immediately.)

     

    Jane: You are still my favourite Ilya.

    (His thumb hovers, trembling. And he slowly deletes every single letter.)

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    11 May 2026

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    Who.

    Who taught Shane about this.

    Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.

    Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.

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    07 May 2026

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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    06 May 2026

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    “I am serious, though, you are safe, yes? Drunk at hotel, sitting on balcony, crying over Montreal’s terrible loss?”

    It makes sense that Ilya’s mind would go there first. Shane said he was outside. Based on past behavior, the hotel balcony is probably the only place Ilya would expect him to be. He feels a little giddy that he gets to shock him for once.

    “I’m at a club, actually.” He has to bite back a self-satisfied smile as he speaks, “With the team. Safe.”

    It's quiet for a few moments before Ilya deadpans,

    “Very funny joke.”

    (or: three days after the breakup with rose, shane gets drunk in boston. it spirals out from there.)

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    05 May 2026

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    Ilya sees a video that involves little duck figurines on TikTok.

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    04 May 2026

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    I woke up with an idea for a fic of Ilya in The Family Man (the 2000 movie with Nic Cage,) then immediately nixed it because it’d be incredibly short with no tension because Ilya would be like hell yeah no further questions, your honor.

    Then I decided to write it anyway because you know what, we all deserve a little sweet treat.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    25 Apr 2026

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