makemadej
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[one-shots about dispatch!]
"You gonna eat that twink?" Sonar, one of the reformed-villains on his team, questioned from his position by the coffee maker.
"What?" Robert exclaimed, panicking as he wondered how Sonar knew--was he that obvious? Was there gossip around the office about how hot and bothered Robert couldn't help but get whenever he laid eyes on Water Boy? He needed to kill himself, and he needed to do it quickly.
"The twink you just crushed in your hand," Sonar replied flatly. "Are you gonna eat that?"
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stop the world (i want to get off with you) by makemadej
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Feb 2023
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“And I have every reason to hate the world and watch it burn, but I will choose love instead,” Peter said with tears in his eyes, gripping the sides of Wade's face. With blood seeping through his suit, and with fire crackling loudly behind him, he sniffled and let his hands fall back to his sides. “Every single time, I will choose love.”
It had been four years since then. For the first two years, Wade had kept looking for him, asking around New York and pleading with anyone for any ounce of information. He had to have killed thousands of people who even hinted at knowing where Spider-Man was but could never get a straightforward answer. Not even the Avengers knew, and their search lasted only two years before they disbanded, leaving the city to new heroes and rampant anti-heroes like Deadpool.
He wasn’t coming back, and that was something that Wade had to accept.
or, the story of how wade and peter became inseparable
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Shane teaches Ryan's child. The child may or may not be a demon.
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Spellbound by makemadej
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Buzzfeed The Try Guys (Web Series)
16 Mar 2018
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wizard school au.
That's how Ryan finds himself, thirty minutes later, standing, stagnant, in front of his closet: his inability to conjure anything but pettiness when he feels excluded. He thinks about forgetting the entire conversation and just crawling into his bed, but when he gets a text from Sara that says, "u know u don't wanna go. stop being angry w me n just stay home, ry," he has the urge to just go against all of his morals. Sure, he doesn't particularly enjoy parties and gets major anxiety in the presence of higher divisions, but he would just have to brush that feeling off of his shoulders.
For the sake of his pride.
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Prince of England, Ryan Bergara, is captured by the Italian-American mafia. Stockholm Syndrome would be expected, except Ryan is just genuinely insane in Shane's opinion.
or, the story about the worst, but completely untouchable, mafia in the world.
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When an intel mission goes wrong, Robert and Flambae are left trapped in a warehouse bunker as temperatures outside plummet.
With no way out and no telling when help will arrive, the fire user takes it upon himself to make sure the dispatcher doesn’t freeze. Forced proximity quickly turns into something more, as the two come up with some... creative methods of keeping Robert warm.
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The missing scene where Robert and Flambae reach a mutual understanding.
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- Part 1 of Flambert Post-Canon
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Seemingly, nobody's told Robert to mute himself while hacking yet.
Is Sonar gonna be the one to do it? Fuck no, c'mon. It's free ASMR.
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“Uh, you okay there?” Robert asked.
Phenomaman hummed. “Indeed, I was simply thinking…would you be willing to show me?”
“Show you?” Robert echoed. “Show you what, exactly?”
“Show me how to make love,” Phenomaman continued. “Properly. The human way.”
Robert’s brain short-circuited. As he stared at Phenomaman, his eyes wide, he did his best to comprehend the larger man’s statement.
“You want me to have intercourse with you,” Robert said.
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Just a lovable, fluff, and smutty stories about my favorite pair in Dispatch — sprinkled with humor, a bit of drama, and always a happy ending. Originally called “After the Cut,” now titled Knuckles and Knives.
Chapters 1 & 2: After the Cut: After Robert cuts Coupé from the team, Punch-Up ditches work to check on her.
Chapter 3- Bound by Desire: For their anniversary, Punch-Up wanted to try something new with Coupé.
Chapter 4- Fake Honeymoon: What happens after the events in their comic — what I personally think.
Chapter 5- The Ring: Punch-Up is gearing up to pop the question… until someone from Coupé’s past shows up unexpectedly.
Chapter 6- Christmas Vacation: Punch-Up and Coupé Take a Holiday Away from SDN.
Chapter 7- On the night of their wedding reception, Punch-Up got hit with some kind of pollen…