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When an intel mission goes wrong, Robert and Flambae are left trapped in a warehouse bunker as temperatures outside plummet.
With no way out and no telling when help will arrive, the fire user takes it upon himself to make sure the dispatcher doesn’t freeze. Forced proximity quickly turns into something more, as the two come up with some... creative methods of keeping Robert warm.
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The missing scene where Robert and Flambae reach a mutual understanding.
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- Part 1 of Flambert Post-Canon
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Seemingly, nobody's told Robert to mute himself while hacking yet.
Is Sonar gonna be the one to do it? Fuck no, c'mon. It's free ASMR.
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“Uh, you okay there?” Robert asked.
Phenomaman hummed. “Indeed, I was simply thinking…would you be willing to show me?”
“Show you?” Robert echoed. “Show you what, exactly?”
“Show me how to make love,” Phenomaman continued. “Properly. The human way.”
Robert’s brain short-circuited. As he stared at Phenomaman, his eyes wide, he did his best to comprehend the larger man’s statement.
“You want me to have intercourse with you,” Robert said.
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Just a lovable, fluff, and smutty stories about my favorite pair in Dispatch — sprinkled with humor, a bit of drama, and always a happy ending. Originally called “After the Cut,” now titled Knuckles and Knives.
Chapters 1 & 2: After the Cut: After Robert cuts Coupé from the team, Punch-Up ditches work to check on her.
Chapter 3- Bound by Desire: For their anniversary, Punch-Up wanted to try something new with Coupé.
Chapter 4- Fake Honeymoon: What happens after the events in their comic — what I personally think.
Chapter 5- The Ring: Punch-Up is gearing up to pop the question… until someone from Coupé’s past shows up unexpectedly.
Chapter 6- Christmas Vacation: Punch-Up and Coupé Take a Holiday Away from SDN.
Chapter 7- On the night of their wedding reception, Punch-Up got hit with some kind of pollen…
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Robert has gotten used to bribing Sonar; Twinkies, a cooked lunch, a chance to hack into his phone, a day off. Anything to get the unmotivated asshole to do his job. Just like everything else, it escalates out of his control.
They'd fallen into something almost familiar; bartering for what Sonar could get.It felt different, though, when what he wanted was Robert.
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27 Oct 2025
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excellent dispatch content, ty
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la troisième est la bonne | third time’s a charm by Tour de Force (adamant_shirker)
Fandoms: VALORANT (Video Game)
22 Aug 2022
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[Also known as “dense & denser”.]
Undiagnosed narcissist meets arrogant loner. Sparks fly, sex happens, love grows.
A (way too fucking long) story about two horny, stubborn, and emotionally dense agents. -
smacking bad guys makes me horny! by lovelyorbent
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
23 Jan 2019
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“Did you just fucking lick me?” Cable asks him, sounding halfway between incredulous and agitated.
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“Don’t be such a silly little boy.”
Ryan’s shout of protest is halfway out of his throat when it gets stuck. His face flushes hot and something else coils under his belly button as he watches Shane turn away to grab his box again. His co-host is not looking back at Ryan, instead he takes long strides down the hallway with the props and Ryan nearly chokes trying to dislodge the remark in his throat. It’s nonsense. It’s unprecedented. It’s frankly ridiculous.
But Ryan, who up to this point was absolutely sure that he was comfortably straight, has the worst boner in his life since puberty.
And he is pretty sure that Shane’s comment is to blame for it.Fuck.
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What do you get when you take a not-dead hooker with a heart of gold, a time-sliding telepath on a mission to save the world, a pyrokinetic teenager with trust issues, and the obnoxious fucker who brought them together? Answer: a family.
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- Part 1 of New Favorite F-Word
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“Hey, little guy.” He mutters and rubs Ryan’s arm. “It’s fine.”
“I know it’s fine.” Ryan says, suddenly feeling a bit snappy. As if to underline the statement, he undoes the rest of the buttons without looking at Shane and shrugs off the shirt, letting it fall into the crook of his elbows. He can hear a soft, hissing inhale.
Ryan has no problem being shirtless anymore. Since the scars on his chest healed he has been working out a bit, giving himself a nice, toned upper body without going too much for the bodybuilder type. He thinks it’s quite attractive, mostly, and going by the way Shane’s eyes widen he might think similarly. Ryan could make himself believe that it’s just because of skin and body heat and the implication of getting blood soon, but Shane’s eyes roam over his chest and arms and stomach for a moment too long and Ryan could smirk at that.
Finally, Shane clears his throat. He seems obviously flustered.“You don’t… have to do that. I can-” He breaks off and blinks. “Actually, you know what, it’s better this way, I’m a pretty clean, uh, eater but sometimes a drop escapes you and that’s hard to get out of fabrics so… uh, good thinking.”
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- Part 1 of Anatomy of a Vampire
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A Study in Lexicography by kissedtheeaves
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Sep 2018
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“This is how the world ends,” says Wade. “Not with a bang, but a loveseat.”
Or, how Deadpool and Cable found themselves living together.
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- Part 1 of Fairly Domestic
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Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy by genderwitch (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
15 Aug 2018
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Our dynamic duo are investigating an old ghost town in the Colorado mountains, and Shane decides to dress up for the occasion, much to the exasperation of his co-host.
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Maximum Comfort by badideababe
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Aug 2018
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And so, like most things in domestic life, what starts as routine can quickly become habit. Between the almost daily couch cuddling and occasional late-night sessions of what Wade had dubbed “Deadpool ASMR”, the change between them had been so gradual that Nathan didn’t realize how fucked he was until the damage was done.
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Tab A by bonehandledknife (ladywinter), reyiosa
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Aug 2018
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“So what you’re telling me is that there are these dildos in the future— I’m so tickled about that by the way, that the world has gone completely Crapsack but people still bone with toys that should be name branded and hey do you think I can trademark my dick— and the myth goes that they’re actually real fucking dicks that Apocalypse cut off a guy.”
Nate slings an arm over his eyes and mutters at the ceiling. “The stories go that he grew them back every night. Kinda like your Prometheus.”
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Cable gets hit with sex pollen. Wade and his super stamina save the day.
For the prompt: Any fuck or die/something made them do it scenario, but for Reasons Wade has to be the one fucking Cable.
After they've killed all the bad guys, Wade expects Cable to be angry or hung up about getting fucked, but it turns out he's actually pretty chill about it.
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- Part 3 of Cable & Deadpool Kinkmeme Fills
- Part 2 of Author’s Favorites
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Contact by Guardian
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Cable and Deadpool
28 Jul 2018
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"Anyone ever tell you you're an idiot?"
"Anyone ever tell you your voice is really sexy over the phone?"
"You'd be the first," Nate replied, completely nonplussed by a line like that coming from Wade.
"I'd like that."
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Fill for this amazing prompt on the kinkmeme: "Without Cable's conscious thought, his telekinesis does small favours for Wade. The TV remote always being within reach, the door swinging shut conveniently, the can of baked beans opening without an opener... Nice.
But then the TK gets daring and starts assisting Wade when he is jerking off. It's touching Wade, caressing, teasing, driving him insane. Cable has no idea."
I wrote pretty much exactly that plus sex. As you do.
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Nate fucks everyone but Wade, Wade notes, without any jealousy or upset at all, because he is a mature man.
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Cable settles into the 21st century, Vanessa develops posthumous superpowers, Wade breaks into his friends’ homes.
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- Part 2 of Cable & Deadpool Kinkmeme Fills