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    This MARINA series will be legendary...

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    I was having a really bad time, so I inflicted Dazai with period cramps and the like.

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    There's supposed to be 2 works in this series, but the second fic has been a WIP for like years now 😭

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    I have like 4 Megumi-Centric AUs in my brain, so here's the ones I have posted.

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    "His head was pounding, he could barely see, barely breathe. Whatever had been in that dart had knocked him flat on his back. He pushed himself to his knees and crawled on shaky limbs towards their rucksack, pulling out a small lantern. He clicked it on and in the newfound light Johnny dropped it with a clatter.
    He was staring at his own body."

     

    A purely self-indulgent body swap fic.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “Ye gotta give me something, LT,” Soap joked as he scanned the Shadow’s lifeless form for anything useful, “Is it a unique mark?"

    "All marks are unique, Soap,” Ghost’s sigh was crackly in his ear.

    “I mean, would ye know if ye met them?” Soap continued, pulling a knife from a holster on the Shadow’s waist.

    There was a pause over the comms.

    “I’d know. Might take me a few minutes, but I’d know,” Ghost’s voice had dipped to a low rumble and Soap was pretty sure he’d been able to hear his own heart break over the words.

     

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    Soap spends his life chasing after death and pining for skeletons.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Johnny had given up on his dream of going to art school early on — with his conservative parents and non-existent support system, he’d settled for doing whatever his family wanted him to.

    His best friend, Simon, had other plans.

    “You can come live with me.”

    “Yeah, right, sneakin’ into yer military home is such a smart idea.”

    Simon paused, having the sort of brilliant idea that would make Johnny scoff. Sure that they could pull it off.

    “Marry me. The army gives free housing to serving soldiers and their families.”

    Their fake marriage was a gateway for very real feelings to blossom, though, even through the difficulties that life put in their way.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    When a known arms dealer is visiting his favorite BDSM club, Ghost and Soap have one chance to infiltrate the exclusive club. The only problem is, Soap has zero knowledge of BDSM - good thing Ghost is a great teacher.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    It's too late to change the outcome. It doesn't matter, though. The path he walks still has meaning, and the people he loves are worth protecting. Welt Yang doesn't give up when beaten, bruised, blown up, or nearly consumed by his own black hole, and he won't give up when facing the will of an Aeon.

    Standing on his own two feet, wielding the audacity of humanity, Joachim barters.

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    13 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FRIEND WRITTEN BUT AT WHAT COST /silly