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To the world, Hermione Granger is dead.
To the Order, she is their strongest weapon.
To herself, she is a shell of the girl she once knew.
To Grand Inquisitor Draco Malfoy, she is Rose Turner—his children’s new governess.
When Astoria Malfoy dies, an opportunity arises for the Order to get close to Voldemort’s inner circle. Using her expertly honed skills as a Master Legilimens, Hermione infiltrates Malfoy Manor as a governess and works to locate the last remaining Horcruxes, no matter the cost.
A Voldemort wins AU inspired by Jane Eyre and The Sound of Music
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Theodore Tiberius Nott—a riches to rags tragedy. Trust fund baby turned almost death eater with not one but two dead, abusive parents and a chip on his shoulder. Agents were eating it up. His owl was exhausted from delivering all of the representation offers. PR boxes flooded his flat. Witches and wizards alike were proposing to him via the post, but Theo didn’t want any of it.
He wanted her.
Nothing, and no one else, would do.
And she wanted him, too.
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The Bed Chamber of Secrets by madameindemnity, maple_unicorn, swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Narcissa Malfoy hosts another fabulous Halloween party, and with the Golden Girl in attendance, Draco is pulling out all the stops to get her to notice him. Attempting to lead Hermione through the Manor halls, Draco quickly discovers that the house has more in store for the pair as they find themselves trapped in what seems to be a never-ending maze of persuasion that all lead to his bedchambers.
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Fuck or Die: Sentient Malfoy Manor Edition
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Five years after the war, Draco Malfoy had a choice. Stay imprisoned, or work for the Ministry in a mysterious and important capacity.
The catch? A procedure called severance, which magically separates a person's work memories from their personal memories, creating a split personality.
Innie Draco, employed with the Ministry, knows nothing of Outie Draco's life, and vice versa, which is exactly what Draco wanted to escape the tedious pain of his past mistakes.
But curiosity soon overtakes Draco as he longs to discover who belongs to the intoxicating scent lingering on his work robes after every shift. When he finds out it's Hermione Granger, and that their Innies are in love and plotting to get Outie Hermione and Draco together, he seizes an opportunity he didn't even know he wanted.
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“You’re telling me you made a deal with the moon?”
“Yep.”
“In exchange for becoming a mermaid?”
“Yes, Granger, I thought I made that very clear with my dramatic backstory.”
A fic in which Draco believes Muggle dentistry to be barbaric and Hermione cannot abide, but a moist mishap uncovers a deep secret that Draco would’ve preferred to save for the second date. (A dental appointment counts as a date, right?)
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Draco Malfoy and the Seven Wet Wonders of the Muggle World by maple_unicorn for swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2025
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Dating Hermione Granger takes Draco on a wet journey through the Muggle world.
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Ever since Draco defected from Voldemort's Army and became a Healer for the Order, Hermione would come to him with her injuries. When she doesn't after a particularly long mission, Draco takes matters into his own hands.
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Do you think true love happens every day?
Hermione convinced herself it did, that people all over the world fall in love everyday and that it was a choice. When her best friend, Draco, surprises her by coming home early from his travels, she realises just how wrong she’s been.
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An epic game of cat and mouse concludes when Captain Draco Malfoy at last captures the elusive, and oftentimes insufferable, female pirate known as Seeker.
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The (Im)Perfect Intervention [Podfic & Text] by AutumnWeen, maple_unicorn, mistnyx, TrillbySkinner
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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Theodore Nott was tired, and he wasn’t even a parent yet. On top of that, he had to deal with his best friend’s constant yapping about the woman he fancied. Fortunately for Theo, the Ministry sponsored “Love Fest Market” provided the perfect opportunity to intervene.
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Draco Malfoy was a pining mess over Hermione Granger, but refused to do anything about it. So, Theo did it for him.
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Don't Pull Out by d_read64, madameindemnity, maple_unicorn, swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2025
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A celebratory gathering at the Burrow, baby bottles full of butterbeer, and an inability to get his wife alone for more than thirty seconds. What could go wrong (or right)?
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- Part 2 of Of Pullouts & Not Pulling Out: A Duology
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Five days she's been missing.
Ginny, his love.
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The Irish Goodbye by maple_unicorn for madameindemnity, d_read64, swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Nov 2024
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Hermione loves to leave a party early and without much fanfare. Coincidentally, so does Draco Malfoy, the wizard she's been trying to seduce for months. Now, if only she weren't stuck in a window...
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Something Different Bloomed by maple_unicorn for swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2024
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Pansy Parkinson hated flowers. She never understood why someone as sharp as herself bears the name of something so delicate and unfit to survive the harsh conditions of their world.
So why did she find herself buying them from Neville Longbottom every month?
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Five times Pansy Parkinson buys flowers from Neville Longbottom and one time she doesn’t.
Inspired by You’re on Your Own Kid by Taylor Swift
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In an unsurprising turn of events, Draco Malfoy's obsession with Hermione Granger consumes him.
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Four years ago, Hermione Granger failed to reverse her mother's obliviation. Now, she is twenty-six, single, and unemployed. Her sole focus in life has been healing her mother until St Mungo’s newest healer, Draco Malfoy, re-enters her life with his six-year-old son in tow.
Together, Draco and Hermione work to find a cure for her mother before it’s too late. Along the way, they may discover there is more to life than what they had both previously settled for.
COMPLETE AS OF 12/11/2023
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Draco Malfoy returns to the Ton in search of a suitable wife and discovers that the Incomparable of the season is the girl he had denied three years prior—Miss Hermione Granger.
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Ginny contacts Theo for a meeting and shatters his reality.
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The Pullout by d_read64, madameindemnity, maple_unicorn, swift_knight for chaosophia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Mar 2024
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An all-night stake-out, one too many daiquiris, and Granger’s hideous new sofa that does not have a pull-out mattress. What could go wrong (or right)?
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- Part 1 of Of Pullouts & Not Pulling Out: A Duology
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After 18 years of imprisonment, Draco Malfoy is released on the condition that he marry his assigned partner for the Death Eater Reintegration Program.
But why did his partner have to be the Minister for Magic?