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The Things We Don’t Think About (And The One Time We Did) by metaphor_cheese
Fandoms: Futurama
13 Apr 2026
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“Should I do something?” Down on the ground, like a little grey and copper ant, his coworker idles similarly in front of a suicide booth. “He does do this every other week.”
Buuuut… “I suppose I ought to check…”
-Set towards the end of Bend-Her with heavy reference to Lethal Inspection. Contains copious talk of suicide, misgendering during third-person limited POV and internalised transphobia
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After studying his temporarily human ass off for 2 years, Bill sets out to return home to the second dimension’s embrace. When his whole world falls apart, Bill, with the help of a new friend, adopts a new philosophy on life to cope with the loss. Meanwhile his relationship with Ford and the introduction of a third party have left their relationship strained.
How will everyone cope with this curveball life has thrown them? Amazingly, I’m sure.
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- Part 2 of Course Corrected
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When Dipper uncovers and translates an old document of Ford’s, instead of wild secrets about what lurks in the great unknown like he’d hoped, he instead finds something…much more suited to Mabel’s expertise.
-A meta story about fanfiction, 1960’s heartthrobs and killing the part of you that cringes.
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The Axolotl has been given an order to kill future interdimensional tyrant Bill Cipher before he can commit his first crime. They can’t bring themselves to do so.
Bill Cipher wakes up on a strange planet, in a strange body, right outside ‘Backupsmore University’ with a mission from God. He knows exactly what it is and no misunderstandings will happen whatsoever.
-Aka: a wordy excuse to write college Billford rivals to lovers
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- Part 1 of Course Corrected
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A short about a misnomer.
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Fics compiled into a timeline of my fanon, so au fic illuminate isn’t included. Fics were written at different times for different purposes so there isn’t 100% accurate continuity between them but more so the general idea of a timeline.
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Not Diagnosed, Not Undiagnosed But A Secret, Third Thing (Peer Reviewed) by metaphor_cheese
Fandom The Ghost and Molly McGee (Cartoon)
12 Jan 2023
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Collection of my fics focused on neurodivergent Geoff with a heavy focus on autism (because I do not have dyslexia). He’s autistic and dyslexic in everything i write these are just where it’s relevant to the story. Anachronistic
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Swap AU Stories by metaphor_cheese
Fandom My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), The Ghost and Molly McGee (Cartoon)
30 Aug 2022
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Oneshots set in a swap AU where Molly is the ghost and Scratch is the human! Things have expanded massively from there lmao
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"Bill Cipher is a Top, Bill Cipher is a bottom," The people say, around Bill. Bill for the life of himself can't get what all these 3D beings obsession is with the position of one's body. Especially Ford's obsession with it, but hey, you're supposed to make concessions sometimes for your partner. Nobody can accuse him of not trying for Ford's sake, regardless of the apocalypse!
Meanwhile, Ford secretly yearns for Bill to top him because Bill absolutely HAS to be a top, right? Unaware the two are on vastly different pages.
Tops, bottoms, the answer is simple. He's a triangle.
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Bookmarked by metaphor_cheese
01 Apr 2026
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inspired by knowing me, knowing you by f_imaginings !!
bill has never had a kiss before
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- Part 19 of freaky billford fics
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Bookmarked by metaphor_cheese
19 Mar 2026
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Everyone is someone's child. You aren't sure whose you are, and you've been wondering for a while.
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snippet from an au in which bill uses shifty to baby trap ford in the 80s, and gets the portal turned on much soonerBookmarked by metaphor_cheese
19 Mar 2026
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a series of telephone conversations between caryn pines and her two sons. later, a conversation between two dead people.
this fic is a general exploration of stan & ford's dynamic with their mother, and, to a lesser extent, their father, over the years. it visits three different eras of their lives.
content warning for discussions of childhood abuse/trauma, as well as death of a parent.
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18 Mar 2026
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Ford liked Mabel. He found her charming the moment she got his attention and shook hands without objection, the moment she marveled at them like they were something wonderful. Nothing could have given him a better welcome home than to be given the role of a Great Uncle to a girl like that. That being said… He was utterly out of his depth.
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My take on the scene behind Ford's page about Mabel in Journal 3 and the start of their unspoken Uncle-Niece relationship!
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18 Mar 2026