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The Axolotl has been given an order to kill future interdimensional tyrant Bill Cipher before he can commit his first crime. They can’t bring themselves to do so.
Bill Cipher wakes up on a strange planet, in a strange body, right outside ‘Backupsmore University’ with a mission from God. He knows exactly what it is and no misunderstandings will happen whatsoever.
-Aka: a wordy excuse to write college Billford rivals to lovers
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“What’s it going to be? Both of us can lose our homes today, or neither of us can.”
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Sometimes life doesn’t work out the way you want. Sometimes people don’t ask the right questions, or react too slow and before they know it you’re gone.
Molly can’t accept that.
-AKA: AU where the McGees lost the house in Home Is Where The Haunt Is
Edit: on indefinite hiatus
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So. A lot can change in 30 years. That’s a lot of time to catch up on. Stan knows he’s missed some stuff and, hey, he’s learning new things about his brother every day!
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After noticing how hard Scratch is taking his heartbreak over Adia, Molly decides the best way to help him deal with it is to set him up with someone new! That’s how romance works, right?
…Right?
-Oneshot sequel to Heart And Soul
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Fics compiled into a timeline of my fanon, so au fic illuminate isn’t included. Fics were written at different times for different purposes so there isn’t 100% accurate continuity between them but more so the general idea of a timeline.
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Not Diagnosed, Not Undiagnosed But A Secret, Third Thing (Peer Reviewed) by metaphor_cheese
Fandom: The Ghost and Molly McGee (Cartoon)
12 Jan 2023
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Collection of my fics focused on neurodivergent Geoff with a heavy focus on autism (because I do not have dyslexia). He’s autistic and dyslexic in everything i write these are just where it’s relevant to the story. Anachronistic
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Swap AU Stories by metaphor_cheese
Fandom: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), The Ghost and Molly McGee (Cartoon)
30 Aug 2022
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Oneshots set in a swap AU where Molly is the ghost and Scratch is the human! Things have expanded massively from there lmao
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Once again, Ford finds himself adding to the journal entry about Bill. However, while drawing his Muse, Ford comes to a realization.
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10 Oct 2025
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Fem!Stanford Pines gets it on with various people and beings of Gravity Falls.
Or at least, the people and beings really want to get it on with her.
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10 Oct 2025
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Dipper's hypothetical bar mitzvah leads to him and Ford having a discussion about religion, of all things.
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03 Oct 2025
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The High Holy Days are a time for reflection. Even if you're not religious. Even if you're not in this dimension anymore.
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03 Oct 2025
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Three weeks have passed, and the elder Pines twins are farther apart - in more ways than one - than ever before.
They tried to be patient.
They tried to be understanding.
But they simply cannot sit on the sidelines anymore.
And with the threat of Bill Cipher still on the horizon, they can no longer afford to be divided.It's time for an intervention.
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- Part 3 of Reality Falls
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03 Oct 2025