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After returning from his home planet, Zoidberg is unable to reproduce and feels lonely. At the same time, Hermes is going through a heartbreaking divorce that leaves him adrift. Without knowing it, they will soon become each other's companions.
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Casey is giving a lecture at her crap job but it gets interrupted by some weirdos.
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The Planet Express team decides to spend the night at the halloween fair.
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In the final installment of the "My Leela" series, Leela struggles to heal herself throughout the first day back at Planet Express after fully recovering from surgery. However, she soon learns that no matter what she ever said, the people she loves will still care and love her.
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a futurama poem, based on s04e07 'jurassic bark' and inspired by the coldplay song 'warning sign' (from their 2002 album 'rush of blood to the head'). futurama is the property of disney and matt groening.
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A mysterious person transports everyone at Fry and Leela's wedding to a theatre where they watch old stuff from their past that led to Fry and Leela being the perfect couple today. However, the most part was everyone being concern over Leela's past.
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Everyone was sick of Leela's new attitude and her relationship with Fry. Leela, overhearing everything, ran off to the ship. She thought about how Fry helped her a lot and embraced her inner self. But now she felt like an idiot until Fry found her and helped her.
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Another werecar is on the loose, and it's up to Elle to track it down and free Bender from his transformations. Get ready for a wild ride!
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While the Planet Express Crew is on the lookout for another chef, Bender falls in love with an elemental named Elle and struggles to come to grips with this unfamiliar feeling.
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Hermes remembers his college girlfriend
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This is my first story and I just wanted something a little cute which may or may not turn to angst.
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A Scene from Malcolm in the Middle but with Futurama Characters.
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“Zoidberg, when was the last time your people mated?” the professor asked, realization dawning on his face. The doctor’s body went still. “Oh, nothing to be ashamed of, old friend. We can’t help our biology,”
“What’s this about biology?” Hermes’ voice came from the doorway. “You two better not be cooking up any atomic monsters,”
“Oh, nothing of the sort, dear Hermes!” The professor assured him. “Zoidberg here has simply entered his period of mating frenzy!”
Zoidberg’s shoulders dropped and he buried his face in his claws. Hermes shifted uncomfortably behind him, then seemingly steeled himself and approached the pair. “I see,” he said thoughtfully, hesitating before placing a hand on Zoidberg’s back. “Is there anything the professor or I could do to help?”
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some fluff with zoidberg, hermes and the professor because i have to do everything myself around here. they cuddle and are generally just tooth rottingly sweet. there should be laws against this type of thing
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When Planet Express crew were offered a free cruise week if they deliver a package to the Stepford Cruise, Fry and Leela were elasted, but Bender, Amy, and Zoidberg decided to investigate on strange happenings that suddenly make couples on there look perfect, but with little to no personalities.
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You've just temporarily joined the Planet Express delivery team and are already having problems with a certain robot. There's no limit between you two when it comes to bickering and pointless fights. But don't they say love and hate go hand in hand?
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Is this normal? He’s never cared so much about anyone in his life. Robot or human, they all have passed through him like apparitions; he’s remained unchanged by them. Who he is, what he’s composed of, the bits and pieces that create him, he’s always put above anything else; Bender’s too amazing to be influenced by anyone. And yet this idiotic meatbag is solid, the first touch Bender has felt. Warm, unlike the metallic husk Bender resides in, with hands that can grab onto him, reach inside his chest to pull apart his hardware. Hell, they can alter the very programming he has—change the very thing he was made to be.
In which Bender comes to terms with himself.
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In the future of 'Futurama' Fry and Leela finally settled and started their own family, as the years went by their kids proved themselves to be exceptionally outstanding people, but as a shocking event occurs at planet express the crew is left to make a large decision for themselves on what their next move should be.
Follow Astrid Fry as she navigates her way through these new events.
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Bender feels forgotten.
Fry is prioritizing Leela, seemingly too invested in his love life to even notice how miserable Bender was. Fry and Leela's constant affection makes Bender feel grossed out and irritated, so he avoids them. But, his isolation from his friends only results in the robot feeling even more insecure and alone.
(This is mostly based on Related To Items You've Viewed. I tried to make this as in character as I could!)
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A reimagining of Quids Game and the sequel to cherrytinted_anxiety's "One Lucky Day (Space Pilot 3456)"
Months after Fry wakes up in the 31st century knocked up and alone, him and many others are thrown into a horrifying challenge.
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The Fembot's Guide to Scamming a Celebrity and Accidentally Falling in Love with Him by notagoodname
Fandoms: Futurama
03 Feb 2025
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Coilette has discovered that she wants to stay a fembot and that she's fallen for Calculon. She worries however how he'd react if he found out her secrets.