metaphor_cheese



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  1. Summary

    Fics compiled into a timeline of my fanon, so au fic illuminate isn’t included. Fics were written at different times for different purposes so there isn’t 100% accurate continuity between them but more so the general idea of a timeline.

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    Collection of my fics focused on neurodivergent Geoff with a heavy focus on autism (because I do not have dyslexia). He’s autistic and dyslexic in everything i write these are just where it’s relevant to the story. Anachronistic

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    Oneshots set in a swap AU where Molly is the ghost and Scratch is the human! Things have expanded massively from there lmao

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Trapped on Earth in a pathetic human body, Bill has to get creative in order to build a portal and return to his full power. If he falls a little bit in love with his own pet human that's his damn business, and no one else's.
    Roped into an experimental and one of a kind project with an increasingly eccentric and annoying scientist, Ford struggles with the boundary of the unexplainable. If he falls a little bit in love with his weird portal partner, no he doesn't.

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    26 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Reader fucks Bill while he's possessing Ford, but only because Bill is a manipulative little ASSHOLE and I crave that mad scientist

    ...aaaand post

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    24 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    You know what they say about communication.

    Or,

    Four times Filbrick Pines' sons reached out to him, and one time he reached out first.

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    21 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    These interactive lost pages of Journal 3 detail an explicit encounter between the Author and infamous dream demon Bill Cipher. Can you uncover all their steamy, monsterfuckery secrets?

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    18 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    The moment that Bill Cipher got his hands on a Time Wish, that should have been the moment that he won. His failure with Weirdmageddon wiped away and his victory retroactively established.

    Except that when he had the power to have anything that he desired, an older mistake took priority: Euclydia restored as if it was never destroyed and Bill Cipher back home just as he always wanted.

    After everything that had happened, Ford would not allow Bill to simply run off to a happy ending. When the Axolotl requested that Ford attempt to convince Bill to return to Theraprism for his own good, it was a perfect opportunity to hunt Bill down to destroy him once and for all. It was everything that Bill deserved.

    Except when Ford arrived in Euclydia (with some minor changes to help him blend in), things were not quite as simple as he'd imagined. And the Bill that he found there was very different from the former ruler of the Nightmare Realm and monster that he'd sworn to kill.

    (Based on sacklunch's "Time Wish AU/Do-Over AU")

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    16 Oct 2025