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    Fics compiled into a timeline of my fanon, so au fic illuminate isn’t included. Fics were written at different times for different purposes so there isn’t 100% accurate continuity between them but more so the general idea of a timeline.

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    Collection of my fics focused on neurodivergent Geoff with a heavy focus on autism (because I do not have dyslexia). He’s autistic and dyslexic in everything i write these are just where it’s relevant to the story. Anachronistic

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    Oneshots set in a swap AU where Molly is the ghost and Scratch is the human! Things have expanded massively from there lmao

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    These interactive lost pages of Journal 3 detail an explicit encounter between the Author and infamous dream demon Bill Cipher. Can you uncover all their steamy, monsterfuckery secrets?

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    18 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    The moment that Bill Cipher got his hands on a Time Wish, that should have been the moment that he won. His failure with Weirdmageddon wiped away and his victory retroactively established.

    Except that when he had the power to have anything that he desired, an older mistake took priority: Euclydia restored as if it was never destroyed and Bill Cipher back home just as he always wanted.

    After everything that had happened, Ford would not allow Bill to simply run off to a happy ending. When the Axolotl requested that Ford attempt to convince Bill to return to Theraprism for his own good, it was a perfect opportunity to hunt Bill down to destroy him once and for all. It was everything that Bill deserved.

    Except when Ford arrived in Euclydia (with some minor changes to help him blend in), things were not quite as simple as he'd imagined. And the Bill that he found there was very different from the former ruler of the Nightmare Realm and monster that he'd sworn to kill.

    (Based on sacklunch's "Time Wish AU/Do-Over AU")

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    16 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    In grammar, the conjugation of verbs is the linguistic process in which a verb changes its form to reflect aspects like person, number, tense, mood, etc.

    In biology, conjugation involves the temporary physical connection between two individuals in order to exchange genetic information, such as in certain unicellular organisms and some multicellular fungi.

    In mathematics, the complex conjugate of a complex number has an equal real part and an imaginary part that are equal in absolute value but opposite in sign. When we multiply a complex number by its complex conjugate, we find that the answer is a purely real number- it has no imaginary part.

    In unusualology, the complex chupacabra conjugate was a series of complex encounters Stanford Pines had with a creature that called itself el chupacabra and the bad breakup that occurred thereafter.

    Based on the Polyglot Stan comics drawn by cyphertronix on tumblr!

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    15 Oct 2025

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    It’s a little after 1 P.M. on June 28th, 2012, and Stanford Pines has made a decision.

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    14 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Once again, Ford finds himself adding to the journal entry about Bill. However, while drawing his Muse, Ford comes to a realization.

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    10 Oct 2025