17 Bookmarks by meteroid
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"You said—she said you couldn't get it up, so what the fuck—"
"I couldn't," Määnin says. "Then I could. So it goes."
Tommy notices how he's standing, now. One hand hooked in his belt. The other curled, casually, around the front of his jeans.
"Sobered me up, watching you fuck her," Määnin says. "A pretty good show."
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20 Jan 2026
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“Help me, Freppa. I think I’m dying.”
It’s not the first time he’s heard this from Tommy. Freppa lets him in.
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- Part 1 of Tall Tales & Other Disasters
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03 Dec 2025
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feeling kind of sick tonight (it's no wonder why) by awildekazappears for Rejpelts_Miss_Valborg
Fandoms: Vörjeans (Band), Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
20 Sep 2025
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5 times Tommy coughs up flowers without doing anything about it, and one time someone finally makes a move.
OR: the tomäänin hanahaki au we all deserve
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20 Sep 2025
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5 times Tommy thought he was being subtle +1 time he realised he wasn’t by SharkKitten43
Fandoms: Vörjeans (Band), Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
29 Sep 2025
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Tommy has a secret: he is in love with Määnin. Luckily, no one knows, and Tommy will do everything in his power to keep it that way. Thank god he's mastered the art of being subtle.
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04 Sep 2025
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Tommy and Määnin are sharing a hotel room, and there's only one bed. Surely this won't lead to Tommy doing something embarrassing.
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16 Aug 2025
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You are someone else, I am still right here. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Vörjeans (Band), Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
12 Aug 2025
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Things had been different lately. Shifting, changing. Slow and gentle enough that it couldn’t be pinpointed to a single event, but a culmination- little by little- of anomalies. Of things that didn’t quite add up in Määnin’s brain. That made his stomach twist subconsciously, though he never truly stopped to unpack the reason why.
Tommy was quieter these days, certainly. More distant, perhaps, and settled in a way he’d rarely ever been. Like a raging storm tamed to a gentle breeze.
Tommy moves on. Määnin doesn’t.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,393
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 15
- Kudos:
- 59
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 480
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16 Aug 2025
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Being around Määnin was bad for Tommy. They both knew that. But being around Määnin was addictive all the same.
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11 Aug 2025
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Tommy and Määnin want to get married. It ends in weird proposals, terrible fashion and a lot of chaos.
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- Part 5 of Tommy vs Heterosexuality
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08 Aug 2025
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Määnin found god in rehab, which means Vörjeans is a Christian band now.
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- Part 1 of Into the christian Vörjeansverse
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08 Jul 2025
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There's a Chapel in a Hospital (I Love You in the Same Way) by aetherdiscette
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans (Band)
23 Jul 2025
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It was a grossly pathetic display of vulnerability, and if it were anyone else helping him in this state, he would be filled with a sort of inconceivable rage. But despite his shame, there was something about Tommy helping him like this, having dropped his frontman facade and being entirely genuine; it stirred something in Määnin, something he pretended that he wasn’t so sure was purely platonic.
Määnin ends up in hospital, and Tommy becomes overprotective to a fault. In a platonic way, obviously.
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08 Jul 2025
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Määnin and Tommy get drunk in the bar, and Määnin kisses him like it's nothing.
Now, Tommy can't stop getting all sorts of thoughts in his head.
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06 Jul 2025
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Trials and tribulations by SharkKitten43
Fandoms: Vörjeans (Band), Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
19 Jul 2025
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Maybe he was already dead, it felt like he was. It felt like he was the one lying still on the floor, not breathing. If he closed his eyes, he could see it, his own body deathly pale and unmoving, him in Määnins place.
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Tommy finds Määnin passed out and not breathing. He tries (and fails) to cope.Bookmarked by meteroid
06 Jul 2025
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Tommy wants to come out. Being able to touch Määnin whenever he wanted to, to stop having to pretend in public, that would be worth any negative outcome. It's not like he wants to go out dressed like a pride flag, he just wants to stop hiding. All he needs to do is figure out how to start the conversation with Määnin.
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- Part 4 of Tommy vs Heterosexuality
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24 Jun 2025
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Another One Bites The Dust by Revenge_Supremacy
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans
15 Jun 2025
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Tommy and Määnin investigate the sparkly pink powder they found hiding in their rehearsal space.
What could go wrong?
aka the sex pollen tomäänin fic we all deserve
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16 Jun 2025
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Määnin has moved to Helsinki. Vörjeans is on an indefinite hiatus. Tommy has no idea what to do with himself anymore.
Part 2 of 2.
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- Part 2 of Infinity on High (Summer of Like)
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10 Jun 2025
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To be honest, Tommy was an awful drinker, and everybody knew it. He was the kind of guy who took two shots, climbed up on a roof, screamed about how life was beautiful, then blacked out in someone’s arms. Usually Määnin’s. And the worst part? He never remembered what he did the next day.
Määnin was better at this. Better in the sense that he knew how to stay cool even after five drinks, how to look completely unaffected while his head was spinning, and how to keep his mouth shut. Well. Most of the time
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09 Jun 2025
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Tommy didn’t understand how he could live before this. How could he wake up alone every morning, feeling empty and cold, when he could have had this? How could he breathe before he knew what it was like to have Määnin press his lips against his? Some nights, he’d lie awake, cursing his past self for wasting time thinking he was straight when he could have had this all along. Everything was great. He should have known it wouldn’t last.
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- Part 3 of Tommy vs Heterosexuality
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05 Jun 2025